There's An App for That!

[XSA37]

A little forum game based on the iPhone commercial advertisements. The rules are simple: Think of a bad issue, and then finish it up with: There's an App for That!

Examples:

Herpes flare up? There's an App for That!

Gay Roommate Hitting on you again? There's an App for That!

Have fun with it.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Condom broke? There's an App for That!

 

[Sassafrass]

sasquatch99 behind you, ready to skin and debone you? There's an App for that.

[sup]But it won't help you.[/sup]

 

[War Penguin]

Trying to summon Cthulhu? There's an app for that. (I'd totally buy an iPhone for that)

EDIT: Tired of all these apps? There's an app for that.

 

[Jaywebbs]

Hearing everything you read in your mind as a Monty Python voice? There's and app for that!

 

[XSA37]

Think that guy next to you on the plane might be a terrorist? There's an App for That!

 

[Sassafrass]

Wish to punch 4chan in the testicles? There SHOULD be an App for that.

 

[COR 2000]

Hungry? There's an App for- *Kzzzt!*

COR:Om, nom nom, nom, nom...

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Rabid packs of cannibals roaming the streets, hungering for the flesh and blood of the innocent? There's an app for that.

*whisper, whisper, whisper*

There's not? Oh, well. You're screwed.

 

[XSA37]

Zombie Eating Your Brain? There's an App for That!

 

[Sassafrass]

Bored to tears? Hoping something interesting will happen? GO OUTSIDE AND LOOK AROUND A BIT, YOU TWAT!!!

OT: Gone to prison and need to escape? There's an App for that.

 

[kijo98]

You a virgin? Ever seen a girl? Theres an app for that.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Hot teacher hitting on you? Then why aren't you banging her? You don't need an app for that ass...

Dead? There's an app for that.

 

[kijo98]

Hot teacher hitting on you? Then why aren't you banging her? You don't need an app for that ass...

Dead? There's an app for that.

LOL!!!!!!!!!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Sleestak lightning? On your trail? Is it a dire situation? There's an app for that.

 

[XSA37]

All Your Base Belong to Us? There's an App for That!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR! There's an app for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Want to start a nuclear war with the Isle of Wight? There's an App for that.

 

[Magnatek]

Need an evil volcano to toss a ring in? There's an App for that.

 

[Sassafrass]

Need an evil volcano to toss a ring in? There's an App for that.

On a similar note.

Ever need a split personality disorder guide who'll try to kill you for said ring? There's an App for that.