No! Nononononno!!!!! The mods are the evil oppressors. The right arm of The Man...err...Woman in charge! They're like the mooks you gun down endlessly in a game, only instead of several dozen that die if you breathe on them, there's only a single dozen, but they're, like, bullet sponges, man! And when you finally get rid of them, they do the unthinkable! They kidnap and brainwash your fellow forumites! Pump 'em so full of drugs and hand 'em a banhammer. They don't even realize what was done to them! They act all normal, but if you hit one of their triggers, break one of the "rules", they get this look in their eyes, all feral and crazy. And once they start swinging their hammers, there's no escape! It's horrible! D:
And then there's Kross! You don't even know, man, you don't even know! The spinning! It won't stop spinning! WHY WON'T THE SPINNING STOP?!?! D: