They are going to build a statue of you!

[Scarim Coral]

Ok let say some point of the future, some one or some group decides to build a statue of you. They are building in honour of your accomplishment, or you did something awesome or you did nothing at all (they must be really bored). Regardless for the reason of making a stature of you, you cannot refuse their offer so it?s going to happen.
Anyway you are still alive when they going to built a statue of you so you can to say how you want it (if you want say you are dead then you had left notes on how the statue should look like).

So what does the statue of you look like?

Think about the following

Height (life size or is it hundred foot?)
Pose (Salute or a fist in the air?)
Material (made of cheese, gold, copper or granite?)
Accuracy (look exactly like you or is it very mainly or curvy?)
Other accessory (Is the stature of you riding a horse or wrestling a bear?)
Location (Where is the stature going to be located?)

And a possible plate to say what the statue is and about (doesn't matter if you can't think of one, it's the stature that is important).

 

[el_negro]

Height: I'd made a statue a bit higher than myself, I've always wanted to be taller...
Pose: Playing the G chord on a acustic guitar, while riding a bear (with miniguns) (H)
Material: that rock that changes color with humidity
Accuracy : close enough to be recognized, but not to see the ugliness
Other accesory: Viking Helmet
Location: dunno... some place crowded

Plate "For those about to rock... I'm riding a bear"

awesome

 

[Shock and Awe]

It would be exactly 1337 feet tall and be made of solid gold. It would be an image of me holding a Glock in a James Bond pose. It would look exactly like me, except in a nice three piece suit. It would be in front of the UN building, reminding all nations of how great I am.

 

[Naheal]

Size: Life sized
Pose: Hunched over (See below)
Material: Jade
Accuracy: Relatively accurate. Make sure my hair's shoulder length.
Accessory: Table with a map. Also books stacked up around the table with others hunched over examining the map with me. One is pointing at a location on the map while others are conversing.
Location: A library or college.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Ok, time to stroke my ego...

It's be 20 feet tall, made of Adamantium (it's the future!), while it does look like me, it's as far from accurate as possible, with the pose being me raising my right arm with an Assassin's hidden blade on my right arm and Demoman's Grenade Launcher in my left, while I have the hat of Alucard from Hellsing (what is that kind of hat called?) and a tuxedo, standing triumphantly on a manbearpig riding a gorilla with chainsaws on it's sides. It would read "This was Omega. We dedicate this staue to him for a list of awesome accomplishments so long that we can't list them. Look online to see a full list of his awesome accomplishments." It would be in front of the UN building.

Serious answer:

Life size, accirate, the pose is just me with a laptop computer and a few books. It would be in my university, near where I lived, made of steel, reading "To the memory of Omega. A hard worker, a good student, a good man."

Not as awesome, but just as epic.

 

[Chris^^]

may I just say: 'statue'

 

[Brandon237]

Height: about 10 metres tall, I want it to stand out, but not be a whole city block, I'm not that vain
Pose: I'm thinking... the thinker, hand on chin looking away deep in thought...
Material: Any silvery grey metal really, nickel maybe?
Accuracy: Quite accurate, minus the skin blemishes, no extra muscles or exaggerations.
Other accessory: idk, maybe some stars to look up at (don't ask me how, statue makers can get creative damnit!)
Location: In my area, I'm thinking somewhere near a centre for science, my future university possibly?

Uhmmm... what the statue is about... Nobel peace prize winner for a chemical process that creates energy CHEAPLY with only non-polluting useful compounds as waste? Hydrogen cells don't count, they cost a lot!

 

[Wintermoot]

something like this, only bigger! it will replace the moon!

 

[FalloutJack]

A statue of me? Oh, you shouldn't have. It is...

Picture a man, an average man, towering over you all. It must be 300 feat, and made from titanium, built to my specifications. You don't see his face, because there is not one to see. Instead you see a powersuit on me.

Height: I said 300! Yes, indeed.
Pose: I'm holding a giant minigun.
Material: Titanium.
Accuracy: It looks EXACTLY...like an Enclave soldier in a powersuit.
Other Accessories: I'm holding a flipping MINIGUN.
Location: SPARTA!!

The idea here is that I am FalloutJack, so you will honor FalloutJack with a giant 'statue', actually to become my giant robot death machine! MWA HA HA HA HAAA!!!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Oh, yay, a statue of me as the conqueror

Size: Life size a.k.a. Me standing up from the commander's hatch of my Kitty of the Russ MBT (Leman Russ conversion).
Pose: Right hand in the fist-over-heart salute, left hand pointing a pistol towards the sky, arm bent.
Material: Something treated to not be worn over time like other statues. Probably just the plain marble look. Marble is nice.
Accuracy: Exact likeness of myself during the great crusade of unification.
Other Accessory: See above, converted Leman Russ tank.
Location: Eh, somewhere out of the way in the shining jewel of a capitol of my empire.

And I'd have to be dead when the statue is made, just to make it perfect. Dying for the unification. To bring equality to others.

 

[Palademon]

Height: Life sized but on top of a big pedestal or something, so above people
Material: Maybe my favoruite rock, hematite
Accuracy: I would look accurate, after all I am modest
Location: Outside Buckingham Palace

As for accesory and pose, please consult the last panel of this comic:

Spoiler

Plate: "He who divided by zero"

 

[Dags90]

Size: Smaller than life size, small enough to have the eyes at around 5'7" when on a pedestal.
Pose: Some form of slight controposto.
Material: Bronze.
Accuracy: Beautified version of me.
Accessory: None.
Location: Some museum.

It should wind up looking a bit similar to Donatello's David, but slightly less pedo-y.

 

[Palademon]

something like this

PS howq do I embed a youtube video?

Like that. You are welcome.
Btw, awesome

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I already have statue's built of me being that i am an Evil Overlord and all. But i can't fret over people wanting to make more monolith's in my name.

This time around the structure would be a towering 50 feet tall. It will bear my resemblance down to the last detail (any mishaps will result in a severe lashing and they must start over). My wardrobe will consist of me in my trenchcoat, black tripp pants, an ICP shirt, a top hat and monocle and i will be smoking a Djarum Black (a type of clove cigarette). The statue will be built of Plantinum, Titanium, Vibranium (the stuff in Captain America's shield) and perhaps a bit of Adamantium. As far as additional accessories go i will be wielding a cleaver in my left hand and a Smith and Wesson 500 in the other.

My plaque will say "This is Snooty your Overlord"

 

[Summerstorm]

You know, i always wondered if (if i ever had too much cash) i could get someone to make me a statue of myself... as a joke.

My plan was:

Myself. slightly above life-size, my long hair blowing in epic wind, my cape bellowing, standing upon a heap of slain enemies (Maybe some skulls or such). And in my right hand a model of the world, continents and all but cracking under the power of my mighty fist.

So yeah: totally metal, awesome... and utterly ridiculous. I wonder if i can get some cemetary to have that monstrosity put on my grave when i am dead... and if i ever get something like that.

Oh oh... and not forgetting the inscription: maybe something like: "FUCK YEAAAAAAH"

 

[Wadders]

Hmmm, I like this thread

Size: About life size, I'm 6' 3", so it dont need to be any bigger really.
Pose: Triumphant pose, with a foot resting on a rock or something, or perhaps a fallen enemy One hand on my heart, the other clutching a banner.
Material: Bronze! I like the way it goes green (verdigris) after being out for a while, makes things look very grand and old.
Accuracy: me but a bit prettier amd a bit more muscly, i'm a lanky bugger
Accessory: Dunno? the aforementioned banner? Probably wit ha Union flag on it, I'm feeling patriotic.
Location: At the top of Nelson's Column. Nelson needs a break, me and my awesomeness will be the ideal replacement statue

 

[Stalk3rchief]

Size:A little Taller than the statue of liberty, just so my statue can be like her big brother.

Pose: I'm going to be standing casually, but straight backed, as if to say "Your worlds dictator is a chill guy, but he's still your dictator"

Material: Since this is entirely fictional I'm going to have to go with Chrome coated over a very strong Titanium or carbon fiber material. All of this, though, will be gold plated, with a protective layer of something over it to keep the weather from effecting it.

Accuracy: I want it to look just like me, just define my features a little more. Make sure my features stand out, but only slightly.

Accessory: I'm going to be wearing a suit of armor, heavy combat armor to be precise, with large over-zealous pauldrons, the left decorated as the face of a bird of prey, the right as that of a lion. I'll have A giant sword sheathed at my side, and a large 50. sniper rifle slung on my back. In my free hand, under my arm, I hold a helmet that looks like it was designed by sauron himself, and in my other I hold a large magnum revolver, pointed at the ground to symbolized the ability but not the intent to do harm.

Location: My statue will be mounted on top of a crawler, like the ones they carry shuttles on but bigger, and it will be powered by a self sustaining nuclear-fusion factory inside of the massive crawler. It will travel on a pre-determined loop, parading all of my territory. Also, it will dispense cake and jet-packs for my people.

Yeah, I may be a dictator, but I make one hell of a statue and my people are happy as hell. Long Live Stalker Nation!
*Random Made Up Salute*

 

[Wintermoot]

something like this

PS howq do I embed a youtube video?

Like that. You are welcome.
Btw, awesome

thanks!

 

[WorldCritic]

Height: Slightly taller than me.
Pose: Giving a Kenpo hand sign
Material: copper
Accuracy: accurate, maybe a bit shorter hair though
Other Accessory: none
Location: in front of my college university center