They are going to build a statue of you!
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Height - Eiffel Tower Big.
Pose - Fighting pose
Material - Silver.
Accuracy - It will look like me but more muscular, not too much though.
Other accessory (-Fighting Cthulhu
Location - It will be transported by an unsinkable boat around the coast of Britain and Europe, it will stop at different locations for a month or so then moved on. This will happen every year.
On the plate it would say: 'Protector of the seas'
Pose - Fighting pose
Material - Silver.
Accuracy - It will look like me but more muscular, not too much though.
Other accessory (-Fighting Cthulhu
Location - It will be transported by an unsinkable boat around the coast of Britain and Europe, it will stop at different locations for a month or so then moved on. This will happen every year.
On the plate it would say: 'Protector of the seas'
fine as long as i don't have to go through a 12 hour story to destroy a spire
and resurrect a bunch of people to get it
and resurrect a bunch of people to get it
Height: 40 feet
Pose: Standing on a pile of Orc bones, fist in air while screaming
Material: Bronze with some Platinum
Accuracy: Torn shirt, denim shorts, blood spatters everywhere, and exactly as I look, manboobs and all
Accessory: Lance with Mexican flag wrapped around it fluttering, cracked buckler, Orc on his knees, falling from being struck in the face by the buckler
Location: Mexico City and is moved on occasion to the stadium that the national Mexican soccer team plays in.
Plaque: The saviour of the Americas at the Battle of the Last Orc, killing the Orc leader Varz Groor.
Pose: Standing on a pile of Orc bones, fist in air while screaming
Material: Bronze with some Platinum
Accuracy: Torn shirt, denim shorts, blood spatters everywhere, and exactly as I look, manboobs and all
Accessory: Lance with Mexican flag wrapped around it fluttering, cracked buckler, Orc on his knees, falling from being struck in the face by the buckler
Location: Mexico City and is moved on occasion to the stadium that the national Mexican soccer team plays in.
Plaque: The saviour of the Americas at the Battle of the Last Orc, killing the Orc leader Varz Groor.
I... I'm not sure how to answer this.
What on earth is a stature. I mean, I know what a person's stature is, but how in the hell could anyone make me one.
Okay this was lame before I even started it. Statue, yes? Alrighty.
Height: Eight inches.
Pose: Arms raised up in terror of imminent crushing.
Material: Some sort of candy red liquid encased in a thin skinlike substance. Also I guess some tiny bones.
Accuracy: Exact fucking replica.
Other accessory: Clothes that appear to have been hastily made out of leaves.
Location: In front of a hidden camera, directly beneath a person's foot as they are taking a step.
What on earth is a stature. I mean, I know what a person's stature is, but how in the hell could anyone make me one.
Okay this was lame before I even started it. Statue, yes? Alrighty.
Height: Eight inches.
Pose: Arms raised up in terror of imminent crushing.
Material: Some sort of candy red liquid encased in a thin skinlike substance. Also I guess some tiny bones.
Accuracy: Exact fucking replica.
Other accessory: Clothes that appear to have been hastily made out of leaves.
Location: In front of a hidden camera, directly beneath a person's foot as they are taking a step.
Height: About a good 20ft or so.
Pose: Me kicking Tom Cruise in the balls.
Material: Platinum that was cooled with the tears of orphans.
Accuracy: Mostly accurate, but it'd be slightly more muscular.
Other: It would say, "The kick that started it all..."
Location: Right where Tom Cruise's house used to stand.
I can imagine it now, in all it's glory.
Pose: Me kicking Tom Cruise in the balls.
Material: Platinum that was cooled with the tears of orphans.
Accuracy: Mostly accurate, but it'd be slightly more muscular.
Other: It would say, "The kick that started it all..."
Location: Right where Tom Cruise's house used to stand.
I can imagine it now, in all it's glory.
Im gonna go with the air guitar pose, made of stone(old school) and put it somewhere in the jungle. Someone will find it and it will probably confuse them.
Height: Say about 11 feet
Pose: One arm in the air making heavy metal horns and the other holding laser drum sticks
Material: Made out of solid platinum
Accuracy: Looks exactly like me
Accessory: Night-vision goggles and a huge ammo pack on my back
Location: 1 in my hometown, 1 near my retirement villa in Venice Beach
Plate: Give me junk food or give me death
Pose: One arm in the air making heavy metal horns and the other holding laser drum sticks
Material: Made out of solid platinum
Accuracy: Looks exactly like me
Accessory: Night-vision goggles and a huge ammo pack on my back
Location: 1 in my hometown, 1 near my retirement villa in Venice Beach
Plate: Give me junk food or give me death
Height: Whatever the diameter of the moon is, I suppose.
Pose: Strangling a bear with one hand and punching a shark in the balls with the other.
Material: The Moon. Like, I'd send a shitload of architects to the moon, and they'd carve the entire thing into a statue of me.
Accuracy: Taller, skinnier, buffer, gigantic beard.
Accessory: Top-hat and monocle.
Location: In orbit around Earth, I suppose.
Plate: "ARRRGH, THAT'S SOME GOOD MUTTON!" (Inside joke, you wouldn't understand)
And if that doesn't work out, just the one of me in Fable II, where I'm a morbidly obese horned man named Salad Dodger, and I'm proudly displaying both middle fingers to the populace.
Pose: Strangling a bear with one hand and punching a shark in the balls with the other.
Material: The Moon. Like, I'd send a shitload of architects to the moon, and they'd carve the entire thing into a statue of me.
Accuracy: Taller, skinnier, buffer, gigantic beard.
Accessory: Top-hat and monocle.
Location: In orbit around Earth, I suppose.
Plate: "ARRRGH, THAT'S SOME GOOD MUTTON!" (Inside joke, you wouldn't understand)
And if that doesn't work out, just the one of me in Fable II, where I'm a morbidly obese horned man named Salad Dodger, and I'm proudly displaying both middle fingers to the populace.
Height: About my height, or a bit taller.
Material: Marble, or onyx would be interesting. Pyrite maybe?
Pose: Holding out a hand, inviting pigeons to land on it.
Accuracy: It'd be nice if it looked like me, but I understant that it might scare children.
Accessory: Perhaps a lion at my side. (Personal reasons)
Location: Maybe Buckhead or someplace in Peidmont Park, Atlanta
The most important thing about it: I'd want ti be made so that it could (and would) eat pigeons.
Plate: "Birds! Om nom nom nom"
Material: Marble, or onyx would be interesting. Pyrite maybe?
Pose: Holding out a hand, inviting pigeons to land on it.
Accuracy: It'd be nice if it looked like me, but I understant that it might scare children.
Accessory: Perhaps a lion at my side. (Personal reasons)
Location: Maybe Buckhead or someplace in Peidmont Park, Atlanta
The most important thing about it: I'd want ti be made so that it could (and would) eat pigeons.
Plate: "Birds! Om nom nom nom"
I thought maybe you might have just made an innocent typo in the thread title, but reading through your post it seems that for each and every instance where you should have typed "statue", you have instead typed "stature". This is wrong. Stature is either your natural height or a measurement of the achievements and status you can lay claim to; statue is the thing people sculpt. One is a physical object, the other is a concept.Scarim Coral said:
So my answer is your entire premise doesn't make any damn sense, ha ha! Also you should fix that.
There, happy now? I mean yes I know I spell it wrong after I post it but I didn't think it would bother people that much (Yes I know I should check my spelling before I post it).Gildan Bladeborn said:
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This is how I've always imagined a statue of me being:
Height = About 100 feet should do nicely.
Pose = Open hand raised in air in gesture of greeting and peace.
Material = Some sort of shiny but durable rock.
Accuracy = Be as close as match as possible to real me.
Other accessory = My little sister sitting on the shoulder opposite to my raised hand, she will also have a hand up in greeting like mine.
Location = Poole (UK), my home town, or possibly somewhere in London.
Edit: I've just realised that this would fit with my avatar too, as well as with my normal self!
Height = About 100 feet should do nicely.
Pose = Open hand raised in air in gesture of greeting and peace.
Material = Some sort of shiny but durable rock.
Accuracy = Be as close as match as possible to real me.
Other accessory = My little sister sitting on the shoulder opposite to my raised hand, she will also have a hand up in greeting like mine.
Location = Poole (UK), my home town, or possibly somewhere in London.
Edit: I've just realised that this would fit with my avatar too, as well as with my normal self!
I want it to be a 50ft diamond eyesore smack bang in the centre of the Atlantic (above sea level) of me huddled in front of a TV screen with an Xbox controller in hand and a very confused/surprised face. The plaque at the bottom will read:
"Sorry, you're making a what?"
"Sorry, you're making a what?"