They Fight Crime!

[AssassinJoe]

He's an impetuous white trash househusband with a secret. She's a time-travelling wisecracking barmaid with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

I'd watch that show!

 

[Gildan Bladeborn]

Oh man, I just tried this and was promptly presented with this gem:

• He's a sword-wielding bohemian hairdresser. She's a wealthy communist soap star living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

I can almost imagine somebody actually making that.

Edit: He's a lonely shark-wrestling hairdresser from a doomed world. She's a hard-bitten gold-digging bodyguard who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

There is just something about the mental image of a lonely shark-wrestling hairdresser from a doomed world, I'm going to be chuckling for hours.

 

[superbatranger]

He's a notorious neurotic cyborg who believes he can never love again. She's a foxy psychic journalist who don't take no shit from nobody. They fight crime!



Someone get me a producer!

 

[Guffe]

He's a benighted crooked stage actor haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a brilliant gold-digging politician in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!

Not as cool as the other ones here.

 

[Dags90]

He's a time-tossed amnesiac shaman in a wheelchair. She's a vivacious belly-dancing bounty hunter with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

I think I've seen that one...