They Saved Your Brain!

[TheRealCJ]

Oh no, you were just killed by the horror of radioactive Soviet Supercomrade Robots!

Luckily, thanks to Science! Our handsomest and smartest scientists were able to save your brain!

By now, despite all their Tesla coils and atomic fusion, they cannot decide into what you should be reborn!

What DO you become? A highly advanced communist-hunting automaton? A super-intelligent orangutan? Gary Busey from the future?!

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I should become this

 

[gigastar]

Doesnt matter.

I would just wire myself into the interwebs and end up as a global sentient program with incredible redundancy.

Wait, i just described Skynet.

 

[[.redacted]]

A pod, which can be inserted into many different mechanical bodies.

If they could save my brain and do that, I'd kill myself right now.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

My brain? But that's the most defective part of me!

Oh well; I say incorporate my brain into so ultra-tech, weaponised muscle car KITT from Knight Rider style.

"What's that Michael? You want me commit vehicular manslaughter?"

 

[Hero in a half shell]

An UAV, with a tonne of guns and craziness that I can pilot around, pulling unmatched incredible G's, because my blood can't drain from my brain. Being a sentient fighter jet would be amazing.

 

[Toasty Virus]

I should become this

What is that from again!

OT: I shall become a flying brain in a jar, and it will be marvelous

 

[LongAndShort]

Cyborg pirate. I like the whole idea of still being at least partly organic (or having organic parts... if you know what I mean), but also having limbs that can turn into lasers and machine guns. And the pirate theme gives me an excuse to walk around with a cutlass and a bottle of rum.

 

[TheRealCJ]

Cyborg pirate. I like the whole idea of still being at least partly organic (or having organic parts... if you know what I mean), but also having limbs that can turn into lasers and machine guns. And the pirate theme gives me an excuse to walk around with a cutlass and a bottle of rum.

But that would make you a constant target for Stalin's Communinjas!

Those guys don't mess around.

 

[BlumiereBleck]

I should become this

What is that from again!

OT: I shall become a flying brain in a jar, and it will be marvelous

Evil Con Corne

 

[jhlip]

I should become this

This right here. Amen.

 

[LongAndShort]

Cyborg pirate. I like the whole idea of still being at least partly organic (or having organic parts... if you know what I mean), but also having limbs that can turn into lasers and machine guns. And the pirate theme gives me an excuse to walk around with a cutlass and a bottle of rum.

But that would make you a constant target for Stalin's Communinjas!

Those guys don't mess around.

Hey, I've got a cutlass. I don't mess around either. Their faces shall be stitched into my Jolly Rogers, and my ships shall fire cannonballs made of their bones. If there's a communinja I can't kill, it's because I haven't found and killed him/her yet.

Also rum.

 

[KiraTaureLor]

Ghost in the shell.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I'd use him as a frame of reference, plug myself into the network and put my face on a computer screen.

 

[Hunter15]

a hunter with the shape shifting powers from Prototype that is also SCORPION FROM MORTAL KOMBAT FUCK YEAH

 

[Johnnyallstar]

I would be....

 

[Moontouched-Moogle]

Stick it in a jar, pod, or other container that can attach to other various devices, such as a cybernetic body for everyday use and a large battle suit for fighting off the Communinjas.

Also, little jets on the jar/pod/thing, so I can fly away Wily style if things go sour.