Things i learned from...

[AD-Stu]

The Witcher: scarred, ugly, mutant albinos with creepy eyes get laid a lot more often than you might have thought...

 

[Erttheking]

Halo Reach: Necorphila will be widely accepted in the future.

where's the necrophilia? seriously.

OT: Skyrim: you can get off scot-free if you kill all the witnesses, or don't get seen. if you are caught, you'll just get thugs sent after you, who you can kill legally.
Fable 2&3/Oblivion: superpowers are genetically discriminatory.
Fallout 3: drink radioactive water BUT NOT TOO MUCH or you might get the runs.

I have two words for you. Tea bagging.

Halo Reach taught you that? I taught my high school tea bagging back when everybody was doing Counter Strike. We had a computer class and after tests and during lunch we would play Counter Strike. My friends and classmates thought I was mental until they finally asked what I was doing. I replied, "Tea bagging your skilless corpses".

I thought that we were talking about modern games, I was just poking fun at the concept of it, you know "SPARTAN super soldiers, fearless, relentless, and dead Humans and aliens make them hard."

 

[enzilewulf]

One for Age Of Empires

Building cathedrals and not letting any one touch it for about 20 minutes means you will win at life.

 

[ViveSomnium]

Don't stand in front of dragons.

Pretty much rule number one of rpg's

Don't stand behind dragons, either. A kick in the face by something with claws bigger than your head can really ruin your day.

Assassin's Creed: Bribing someone, then pickpocketing your money back is a viable business strategy.

 

[Lilani]

* Shotguns + fire = best tools to kill zombies.

* ALWAYS check under the stairs for supplies.

* Pills and first aid kits heal everything, even when you're an inch from death.

* The team with the most snipers always loses.

* The people with the most distinct looks are either the most or least likely to get killed.

* Help will always arrive AFTER you've eliminated the danger.

* Old kings will always die not long after you meet them.

* Vehicles don't really need fuel.

 

[sextus the crazy]

military shooter games- damage per round is inversely proportional to rate of fire. Also the actual ammunition a gun fires has only a slight correlation to the amount of damage is deals in game.

 

[rekabdarb]

Most RPG's
Sharp weapons are dull as fuck... even if sharpened with a stone. (WoW:blacksmithing)

Modern Shooters
If shot with a gun, hide. Because the bullet hole will close and you will get your blood back. Bullet not included.

many games
Random food will always heal you... unless it's poisoned in which case use a potion on it (Gauntlet Legends.)