Things in life you will just never understand.

[Shoggoth2588]

I don't understand why marriage is a life-time thing in this day and age when most marriages end in divorce. Speaking of, I don't see why people rush into marriage and/or get married at a young age (when they're teenagers I mean).

Either my tongue is broken or, beer is the most disgusting beverage ever devised. I've tried different kinds/brands but it all tastes horrible to me. I'm not saying drunkenness isn't something other people can enjoy (I don't enjoy that experience personally) but there are better tasting ways of getting there. Is it just that Beer is a cheaper way of getting drunk than hard tea or, lemonade or...anything else? Also hate what Jack does to the flavor of Coke...maybe my tongue is defective...

Why is the only meal-pie in the U.S. a Chicken Pot Pie?! For fuck sake, we have hamburgers which (please don't laugh too hard at my misunderstanding) are just pies that are more opened up...and restricted to being beef filled.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Trolls.

I just dont't understand why you would waste your own time like that.

That. Seems like such an incredible waste of time to me.

Also Pornography. I can not nor will I ever understand the appeal of watching other people having sex. Esp. considering that in most (as in pretty much all And before some jackass decides to make a issue of it, no obviously I haven't seen every bit of porn ever made) porn it's presented in a very crude and disgusting manner that makes me sick to my stomach.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

Various Maths bullshit that I still don't see how they'll really help me in later life. But even so, most of those formulas make no motherfucking sense.

Marriage in general.

People that drink certain alcohols that taste like absolute arse (e.g. beer, vodka, whiskey) just so they can get pissed. After drinking some pleasant-tasting red WKD, my idiotic friend forced me to deepthroat a bottle of beer and I just vomited a pool of red on the grass.

The incredible popularity of Harry Potter amongst adults.I read the first book and I've watched a few of the movies and yeah they were ok.I reckon I would have absolutely loved them when I was around 10.But how so many adults my age and older think it's the greatest thing ever is beyond me

The same way so many adults think Star Wars is the greatest thing ever?

Whatever Colleen McCoughlin sees in Wayne Rooney... I'll never understand it, but I won't ever want to know, either...

Isn't it obvious? He's fucking rich! An old man like Hugh Hefner doesn't have so many young girlfriends because of his good looks, you know.

 

[Mr. Omega]

Trolls. Especially the ones that go REALLY out of their way. I mean there's "lulzor u sux lolololol" and then there's subscribing to them to do that on every video, making fake accounts and false flagging. Why bother?

I know people like hating things, but these just seem like things a creepy stalker would do.

 

[MetalDooley]

The incredible popularity of Harry Potter amongst adults.I read the first book and I've watched a few of the movies and yeah they were ok.I reckon I would have absolutely loved them when I was around 10.But how so many adults my age and older think it's the greatest thing ever is beyond me

The same way so many adults think Star Wars is the greatest thing ever?

I guess but I think George Lucas didn't set out to make a movie just for children whereas from what I've read of HP it's clearly aimed at young children

 

[Surpheal]

How science can take the fun and mystery out of many things in life.

For example, you see a mountain, then the world starts shaking, and the mountain spews forth liquid fire and black clouds, you can say that there is a giant worm under the mountain that only you can speak to that demands that a nearby village take care of you and feed it. Then science comes along an says that it is only just venting pressure caused by a build up of gases beneath the Earth's crust, forcing magma and all kinds of soot into the air.

Way to go science, now how am I going to enslave the village, hmmm? The old fashioned way, with usurpation and pointy weapons with people to use them?

 

[Imthatguy]

Why people can't be happy (Including myself)

 

[OmniscientOstrich]

Whatever Colleen McCoughlin sees in Wayne Rooney... I'll never understand it, but I won't ever want to know, either...

Isn't it obvious? He's fucking rich! An old man like Hugh Hefner doesn't have so many young girlfriends because of his good looks, you know.

Actually I'm pretty sure she's been going out with him since he was 13, before he started to amass such absurd piles of wealth, hence the confusion. =/ Not to mention if she only wanted his money she probably could have filed for divorce and walked away with a hefty settlement to live off by now.

OT: Why reality TV shows still have an audience.