things people say that makes you laugh instanly.

[w-Jinksy]

a saying a name anything really. i have two that make me laugh whenever i hear/see them they are for shits & giggles and im not a fanboy but the ps3/xbox/wii/pc is the best.

 

[El Poncho]

Cockeyed because when one of my friends were on a trip someone slapped him in the eye with their cock.

 

[I Am The Party]

your mum...no...but I like pople who when they know they're gonna lose an argument shout an obscenity like "Aw, get fucked, ************!" and promptly turn away as if they've won.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

The Evening Standard advert. I giggle when it says "Evening, Fluffers".

For those not in the know, Fluffers are the people who keep a male porn star excited before they go on camera.

 

[Legion]

Cockeyed because when one of my friends were on a trip someone slapped him in the eye with their cock.

Frankie Boyle?

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

When everyone turns on my mate rambert and starts calling him gay. then he just says so's your face. it makes me laugh

 

[megapenguinx]

When someone calls themselves "hardcore".

 

[Nargleblarg]

Anything ending with Brokeback Mountain lol

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Poop. Why? Because people use the swear equivalent wayyy to often

 

[El Poncho]

I know why you think that but it's not for that reason,it really happened

 

[w-Jinksy]

Cockeyed because when one of my friends were on a trip someone slapped him in the eye with their cock.

lol that is all

 

[Agent Larkin]

The stereotypical black maid "O LORDY" makes me laugh no matter what the context. Im not racist I just think it is really funny.

 

[Insanum]

Cockeyed because when one of my friends were on a trip someone slapped him in the eye with their cock.

Frankie Boyle?

Jimmy Carr i thought.

 

[XJ-0461]

Poop. Why? Because people use the swear equivalent wayyy to often

That's bullpoop!

(Yes, I did post just to make that joke)

 

[Erana]

"Disco Stick."
Damn you, Lady Gaga!

 

[Insanum]

And the "nyarr" noise that the crane makes in the UK Fiat panda Scrappage advert. Every Bloody Time ¬¬

 

[EeveeElectro]

When chavs spam my facebook with 'MMM 3R3 CHiiLiiN WIT BOYZE J-D N STELLA BRAP.'

 

[electric_warrior]

the word feeble or any variation on that (enfeebled, befeebled etc.) chicken, mong, numpty and cretin. all make me laugh at the mere sound of them.