things people say that makes you laugh instanly.

[Hellion25]

Flibbidy Jibs and The Jelly Covered Jigglers. Loooooooong stories for one of those you have to be there moments.

 

[w-Jinksy]

Chavs who think they're threatening.

In their defence, though, the reason I go all quiet and non-smarmy is because of the ACTUALLY threatening Chav next to him. I just laugh in private at the one who taught he was cool.

Oh, and Year 7s (12 and 13 yearolds at school for non-Brits), They just don't get their place, and they walk around all cocky and flamboyant. Then you kick one, and they're like fecking bubblewrap

agree with you on the year 7's especially funny considering im ion 6th form and i lok at them and they crap themselves....literally

 

[furnatic]

When I hear the phrase, 'Maternal Copulator'. Tube Daze [http://www.tubedaze.com] And here is where I got it. Can't blame anyone if ya'll don't get alot of the jokes. It's made by a submariner, for submariners.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Titty sprinkles. It's hilarious.

 

[AroLombardi]

Anytime anyone says "Hancock". XD
And this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/499200
Also "that's what she said" jokes, if they're used correctly.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

Most of the quotes from Kindergarten Cop.

"TURN THAT MUSH INTO MUSCLE!"

 

[sallene]

I do tend to start laughing if I picture midgets running around on fire.....






dont judge me...

 

[Wadders]

Dike, as in the earth embankment, but it also... yeah...

Me and a friend spent like a whole geography lesson laughing when our teacher mentioned dikes. Real grown-up of us...

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

cutting pizza with scissors, laughing for a whole half hour at that...
oh and ear muffs for some unknown reason

 

[APPCRASH]

Woman's Rights. /Rimshot ... don't hit me.

 

[McBurks]

DiggIT! and Youzadickhead. <-- All one word.

 

[WittyName]

ALso, "Shoopuf."

XD

Dammit... that gets me every time...


"Ride ze shoopuf..?"

 

[Krakyn]

I instantly laugh whenever somebody uses "mad," or rather "madd," (I don't know how you kids spell it) as an adverb, as in "Dude, this game is mad hard." I can't help but laugh at their stupidity...it happens a lot because I live on the east coast.