Things that annoy you about your friends

[Vhite]

I have friends who are forty five minutes late to their own birthday party. That takes TALENT.

Beyond that, we generally don't annoy each other.

That's ok, I forgot my own birthday. If it weren't for my friends and family I would have remembered maybe week after.

 

[username sucks]

I guess I'll talk about my friend from elementary school he was really fun to hang out with until he went off to college. Now whenever him and I have a conversation I could say something like what's going on man? I thought you were a little bored and we could have a conversation or something, and he will take that as some kind of great philosophical question that needs to be analyzed down to the smallest degree of correctness. What do you mean a conversation he would say, uhm... when two people talk about random things to each other...? Random things you say? What kind of random things? Urgh... I thought we were going to be talking not playing a game of twenty million questions.

Yeah, I know how that goes. I still am friends with a similar person. Most conversations go like: Her: "Did you have any Interesting ideas this weekend?" Me:" Ideas about what?" her: " well i say ideas because in the big picture, asking if you did anything interesting would be irrelevent, so I added importance to this conversation by asking if you had ideas instead of doing something" Me:" Oh... oookay. Well I saw the new movie this weekend. It was pretty good" Her:" Define good, because in order to truly understand it is neccesary to-" Me:"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Sorry about that. I was just venting my frustrration at this conversation." Her:" Define frustration."
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[mysecondlife]

One of my friends like to input random numbers just to make his argument seem factual.

Like "Malaysia imports 30% of water from Singapore".

and He once stated that Olympic in Beijing isn't going to happen because of China's air pollution. IN JANUARY.. OF 2008. In his defense, the guy's pretty smart.. just not in the right way.

They keep wanting me to meet new people.

If that's your major complaint, then I envy you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

One of my friends like to input random numbers just to make his argument seem factual.

Like "Malaysia imports 30% of water from Singapore".

and He once stated that Olympic in Beijing isn't going to happen because of China's air pollution. IN JANUARY.. OF 2008. In his defense, the guy's pretty smart.. just not in the right way.

They keep wanting me to meet new people.

If that's your major complaint, then I envy you.

I think I have pretty good taste when it comes to who I call "friend."

 

[Soods]

They are obsessed with alcohol, every single one of them. And I am a totalitarian. Life sucks.

You keep (at least once) using that word. I think the word you are looking for is teetotaler.

Lawl! True! I am not a totalitarian by any means. Dunno what I was thinking or if I was thinking anything at all <.<

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

At least you'll always have me

That's true! But you are also miles and miles away! Sometimes you just wanna gate facetime with people, and not talking over electronic means! :S I don't have many people I can just go 'Mate, had a shit day... fancy a pint?' and then just head down the local or to the bar...! I do on some bases, but not at the moment!

Not saying electronic comms are bad, it's just sometimes they ain't personal enough, if you get my drift?

 

[Angie7F]

I have three best friends.
Two is having an affair with a married guy, one keeps two timing her boyfriends that look great on paper but is actually not her type.
It is so boring to see all three of them go through the same relationship probelms over and over again.
They just need to break out of their dating habits.

 

[The Funslinger]

At least you'll always have me

That's true! But you are also miles and miles away! Sometimes you just wanna gate facetime with people, and not talking over electronic means! :S I don't have many people I can just go 'Mate, had a shit day... fancy a pint?' and then just head down the local or to the bar...! I do on some bases, but not at the moment!

Not saying electronic comms are bad, it's just sometimes they ain't personal enough, if you get my drift?

Yeah, I get you. How long do you think you'll be stuck with the current crop of unsatisfactory mooks for?

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

At least you'll always have me

That's true! But you are also miles and miles away! Sometimes you just wanna gate facetime with people, and not talking over electronic means! :S I don't have many people I can just go 'Mate, had a shit day... fancy a pint?' and then just head down the local or to the bar...! I do on some bases, but not at the moment!

Not saying electronic comms are bad, it's just sometimes they ain't personal enough, if you get my drift?

Yeah, I get you. How long do you think you'll be stuck with the current crop of unsatisfactory mooks for?

Until April... then I will be thrown in a salad spinner and who knows where i'll end up! :S
Hopefully with and near friends! Not sure if we have anything up your neck of the woods, but there is a chance of being a great deal closer!

 

[axil56]

I have a friend who's only topics of conversation are rape, sodomy and the nazi's. Yeah, its exactly how it sounds

The only topics are Nazis, rape and sodomy?
Sounds like a lot of fun....

Yeah. and then I've got another friend who used to be a satanist, is a bassist in a heavy metal band, knows a guy who has 3 drug dealers living on his street (one of whom deals watered down Anthrax), has an ice-cream man who also sells weed and knows a guy who apparently got caught fondling his dogs testicles..... this is one guy, everyone

I'll raise you a friend who has several dealers, is a militant anarchist, regularly breaks down crying for no reason whatsoever and has a video of one of her friends doing it doggy style.
With his dog.

I concede defeat

 

[Aariana]

I had two friends I had problems with (I haven't kept in contact with either of them.)

Friend number one, well, she was nice. I really liked her, but one thing she did really got on my nerves. I would be telling a story, or hell, just chatting in general, and she would finish my sentence with me. EVERY damn time. And the worst part was, she would always say something that was entirely wrong, so not only could you not hear what I was actually trying to say, but it just made both of us sound stupid. That all ended, however, my fourth year of university. As far as I know, she enrolled in classes, and she just never showed up. Not sure where she is anymore.

Friend number two, I met when I was working at a bakery. She was nice, and everyone was friends with her. Looking back, I'm not entirely sure why. She would complain about damn near everything. She had a good life (not the greatest, but it's not like she was homeless or abused or anything), so there wasn't really any reason to be so damn negative all the time. But the straw that broke the camel's back was when I moved away. I added her as a friend on Facebook, and from then on, the only time I ever heard from her was when she wanted something for farmville, or one of those other junk games you see on that site. I could have lived with that, but holy cow it's like that's all she did all day. I'd log in and see thirty notifications from one person and I'd be like "wtf, mate?"

So yeah, dropped her pretty quickly. Of course, after reading all these stories, it sounds like I got off easy.

 

[ThatRandomGuy42]

I have a similar issue.

Two friends, one is a girl I've had a crush on for a while, the other is a friend who is a bit of a complete jackass.
They constantly make out with each other. MID CONVERSATION. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. The dude (lets call him Jim) drags off the girl (let's call her Janet) for an explicit make-out session all the time. It wouldn't be so bad tbh if Jim wasn't a lying prick. Basically, Janet doesn't like drugs, so Jim stopped doing drugs. Only Jim hasn't stopped doing drugs.

The worst part is that on Halloween, Jim got wasted and maybe high and acted like an arse, so there is me being the agony uncle to Janet, allowing her to cry on my shoulder and telling her everything will be fine. She said that it was over and that was that...

...They got back together two days later and Jim is still taking drugs behind her back.

My reaction? Well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=nCOxVaQQrbk#t=39s