On Facebook:
- People who do countdowns to their birthdays
- People check-in at places such as McDonalds (you should be hiding the fact you are even stepping foot into that place)
- People who take more photos of themselves than they do of others, these photos are mostly taken in front of the bathroom mirror and they all look alike.
In Life:
- People (mostly girls in the 17-28 year old range) who throw the word "love" around like it's nothing
- Guys who tell every girl she's "gorgeous", lessening the meaning of the word
- People who chew with their mouths open or talk with their mouths full
- People who make unnecessary noises in the public restroom when they pee (I understand if you're pushing out a log, but cmon, you're taking a piss)
- People who lean on your car
- Girls who wont shut up about their boyfriends or dogs
- Guys who brag about getting pussy, but then you find out the "quality" of pussy they got and you want to punch them for making you listen to them talk about it for 2 hours
- Out of shape people who announce it to the world whenever they have done some sort of physical activity or have eaten a healthy meal, or at least their definition of healthy
- People who only respond to texts, they never answer phone calls.
- Friends who never want to drive, yet never pitch in for gas...
- People who are too good at fighting games. Those assholes always wanna pop in the ol Super Street Fighter IV Ultra Turbo Arcade Hadouken Edition and kick your ass for hours on end. Seriously... let me figure out how to shoot a fireball at you, then proceed to obliterate my health bar, thanks
- Oh, and raisins, I hate how everything that has raisins has to have a million raisins. You don't see this generosity when it comes to shrimp.