Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[Flap Jack452]

The title of this thread broke my brain. But its pretty hard to look cool when your "that guy" playing rock band at the electronics store

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

My god this stuff is genius. Especialy number three.

 

[NeonZombie]

heroin

 

[Zac_Dai]

wanking

Seriously this won wins, everyone should give up now.

 

[brainfreeze215]

heroin

ecstacy.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

wanking

Cool when it's to give the world's hottest woman a facial.

 

[Rascarin]

Crying like a baby, so snot goes all over your mouth and chin. NEVER cool.

I mean in public... wanking in public is more just creeepy

I swear that once, when I was at school, the boy sitting next to me was taking a wank. I was so grossed out.

 

[Acaroid]

1.diggin out your wedgie

2. Farting

3.vomiting

4.picking your nose

5.yawning

yep it's impossible to look cool doing these

1: it's cool if you just escaped from a collapsing building by sliding down the side. That would give you one righteous and badass wedgie.

2. Shrek.

3. Again, depends on the circumstances. If you take a punch to the stomach from the Hulk, vomit, laugh and say "Is that all you got?" Then it's kinda cool.

4. Cool if done in an act of defiance, like flicking your booger onto the helmet of a riot policeman.

5. Cool if yawning in response to some powerful authority figure being boring at you.

With no.3.... ok not walking down the road but on a bus on the way home one night and a guy was drunk and wanted to vomit... but the windows didnt open... managed to find one that opened about half an inch... he stuck what little of his mouth out and puked this awsome stream out the window and NOT A DROP landed anywhere on the bus... that was awsome and cool XD we nicked named him Vomitor

 

[Shycte]

Playing SSBB.








Well, unless you're playing as Captain Falcon.

F' YEAH!

 

[AkJay]

if your in my family, you cannot do ANYTHING without someone making fun of you for it, so my response would be "Everything"

 

[MercenaryCanary]

wanking

I disagree with that!

 

[minarri]

A few things came to mind.

Eating
Walking into stationary objects, particularly desks or walls
Being ill, particularly if you have a runny nose, red eyes, and/or vomit

 

[JokerGrin]

taking a shit

wait maybe there is a chance

Spoiler

o lawdy
hellz yeah

Now that made me burst out laughing, my throat is shredded from last night so it hurt, but worth it. Cheers!

The guy that said Morris Dancing, I disagree. There was this guy dancing with like 3 pints of beer and not a drop was spilt. I was impressed.

 

[Ago Iterum]

If you're a man out in a bar/club, then drinking a brightly coloured WKD style drink makes people talk.

 

[Matronadena]

labor.....no matter how hard I tried to

 

[CapnGod]

Vomiting: I had a friend who, after a long night of drinking, got out of a friend's car, bent over and threw up devil horns and yakked. Pretty fucking sweet.

I have to say that no matter how cool it is when you're getting it, a girl giving a blowjob has a hard time looking cool. I'd also have to say that it's hard to look cool while going down on a girl. Things may be great for all involved, but you wind up looking goofy as hell.

 

[BlackIronGuardian]

Listening to Tiffany. Enough said.

 

[Arrers]

taking a shit

wait maybe there is a chance

Spoiler

o lawdy
hellz yeah

Haha... awesome