Things that are impossible to look cool while doing

[lacktheknack]

I think I heard this on Whose Line Is It Anyway...

So I must say scraping dog crap off your shoe on a date.

 

[aswiftlytiltingreality]

1. tripping and falling

2.singing to yourself

3. talking to yourself

 

[Dramatic Flare]

Playing air guitar.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Trying to stay sober. Seriously, I mean you go to a bar everyone's getting drunk and you're the only one standing in a corner saying "Oh no thank you I don't drink".

You can always say you had so much smack that a drink could kill you.

A winner is you.

 

[Wormthong]

how about sneezing whilst being naked or sneezing in itself is already something you cant look good doing

 

[Booze Zombie]

Not looking cool.

 

[lacktheknack]

Passing wind.
Loudly.

Say "Pardon my ______ (language you hate)" and you might be able to maintain a bit of dignity with some people.

 

[Wormthong]

pleasuring urself to a rick assley music video.

Yep, that one is impossible.

awww so i wasn't looking cool last night

 

[AceDefective]

Crying like a baby, so snot goes all over your mouth and chin. NEVER cool.

I mean in public... wanking in public is more just creeepy

I swear that once, when I was at school, the boy sitting next to me was taking a wank. I was so grossed out.

Oh me too it was in class and the teacher freaked out.

 

[NeedAUserName]

If you try and throw something, miss and then have to (for whatever reason) go and pick it up, and put it were you threw it at.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Faceplanting.

 

[Sh4dowSpec]

Getting your head stuck in the library's Book Return slot.

Trust me on this one.

 

[WaterSnake]

Yup, I was that guy, and now I am nothing.

 

[Get Off My Lawn]

I wish the talk of sex would quit, it's hurting my ears somehow.
Umm...
Blowing your nose, hooking up something (tv, game console, whatever), or playing tag.

 

[irishstormtrooper]

Dropping something. Blushing.

 

[Novacain4862]

Getting your hand stuck or getting seen scratching yourself in awkward places and then trying to bail out of it to pretend to look cool. NEVER COOL

 

[Hazy]

Trying to pick up ladies while in a hotdog suit.

 

[snake_charm]

carrying a bucket, I've found that you can not look cool while carrying a bucket.

PROOF: The bucket is the vessel you have just used to save a baby from a burning building by lowering said baby in said bucket from the 7th floor, hanging by your ankles off a drainpipe as the building (possibly a fireworks factory) releases torrents of flame. Once the baby has been safely removed from the bucket you release the pipe, freefall, turn a neat slow-mo backflip and land on the ground unhurt, sending a shockwave rippling through the concrete. You stand, your badass longcoat flaps dramatically, turn and saunter away as the building collapses behind you and the onlookers gawp in wonder.

It still doesn't work! The presence of the bucket ruins it.

That..is possibly one of the most epic things that I have ever read.

I'm sure this has been said before, but: crying. Can you look cool while crying in public? I think not.

Not if you're sitting at a table and you smash your fist onto it, breaking it, then yell in a manly way, because it hurts so good.

 

[Stakhanov]

Getting your head stuck in the library's Book Return slot.

Trust me on this one.

Ahahahahhahhahahahahaha! A lesson why I shouldn't read these forums and drink coffee simultaneously. I had one of those laughs that makes you choke and shoot whatever you're drinking out of your nose. Coincidentally, that's another thing it's impossible to look cool doing.

 

[Internet Kraken]

Having gum fall out of your mouth and onto your genital hair.

I don't see how you could make that look cool.