Things That Become Creepy When You Think About Them

[MetalDooley]

The "love" scene between Mike Thorton and the german mercenary Sie in Alpha Protocol.Just think about it for a minute.The only way to get Sie to "like" you is by showing no interest in her.By being agressive,curt and disdainful.Hell you can even physically attack her at one point if you want.Assuming she survives and you select her as your handler for the final mission she'll enter the room where you are strapped to a table.If she "likes" you enough she'll decide to have her way with you before releasing you

Just to reiterate up to this point we have shown absolutely no interest in her(even shown outright dislike)and she has sex with you while you're tied to a table...

Yep Mike Thorton just got raped

 

[otakon17]

Our brains are "us", our bodies really are not. Sure we use our bodies all the time and associate identity with them, but really the TRUE self lies in the brain. We're parasites in our own bodies really, and our bodies are a mass of unfeeling cells we control through virtue of autonomy and will. We're meat puppets.

 

[Snownine]

The Magic School Bus as a whole. Episode after episode that demented Miss Frizzle is putting those kids lives in danger! Getting baked into a pie (or was it a cake?), the ginger removing his helmet IN SPACE (probably got suicidal after suffering day after day of Miss Frizzle's child endangering ways), and then this!:

How could they possibly have made that without anyone stopping to think how disgusting that is. How could not one single person involved in production have thought "Hmm, maybe having children getting sprayed by semen is going a little too far."

OT: The fact that the only thing keeping you from rotting like a corpse is your passive and active immune system.

 

[___________________]

Football (soccer for U.S. people). A bunch of grown men with no body hair, who spend an awful lot of time at the gym, wear intricate hair styles and earings, spend most of their careers running through a field of grass after a ball grunting when they run into each other, throwing themselves at the feet of one another and having your team mates occasionally slapping your bum for no apparent reason other than perhaps trying to find out what your sphincter is up to these days. That together with the fact that they are bought and sold makes me wonder what they're really up to.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

In Dragon Age: Origins; where darkspawn come from.
Every genlock, hurlock, etc. I saw from then, on I thought "THAT happened to some dwarf/elf/human/qunari woman." Also; how it is for mages, the fade, and the apparent possibility of possession if they give in for just a second. A child started the thing in Redcliffe.

 

[RustlessPotato]

Since I was like, five, I've been thinking about what happens after you die.

If there is no heaven/afterlife/nirvana/whatever you believe in, what happens to your consciousnesses? Do you just, like, see black forever? Or see nothing? Feel nothing? Like, seriously, what happens?

And if there is, then you spend an eternity there. Forever. Until the end of time. Unless there is no end of time. It never, ever stops. To me, that's scarier. If I'm a good enough person to go to Heaven, I think I'll ask to be reincarnated. You're allowed to get whatever you want there, right?

Also, blind people. They don't see black, they see nothing. Like how you can't see out the back of your head. That freaks me out.

I think it'd be like being asleep before you dream. You actually are aware of your dreams (or maybe just only dream, can't remember) before you wake up. A big time of your sleep you are unconscious. Do you know how that feels ? Of course you don't, because you haven't experienced it, because you're unconscious. Imagine how it was when you were in your mother's womb. I think being dead is like that. It's not that scary, because you're not there anymore

 

[Hoplon]

Most chick flicks; the guy stalks the girl and watches were from a far, he's madly in love with her without having ever talked to her, etc.

Twilight isn't the only "Chick Flick" out there you know. I kid ;D

Most things end up weird if you over analyse them.

 

[Nekron_X]

This has always bothered me, but in Naruto when they defeated Hidan by burying him miles under the ground because they couldn't kill him, that really, really freaked me out.

It's the main problem I have with being immortal: now he's trapped in complete darkness, unable to move but still fully conscious and physically aware, unable to die until the end of the world.

I can honestly think of nothing more horrible than that.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Hidan#cite_note-slow_death-12
don't worry, Hidan will die soon. he still needs nutrients to live so he's not truly immortal and is in fact dying, albeit at a slowly...which kind of seems more terrifying for him now...oops...

OT: Um...not much anymore honestly. i resigned myself to the fact that most of the things i enjoy or once enjoyed became creepy and/or horrible if i thought more about it so i've just come to expect from whatever i know of.Leads to having much less stress about such things.

 

[rob_simple]

This has always bothered me, but in Naruto when they defeated Hidan by burying him miles under the ground because they couldn't kill him, that really, really freaked me out.

It's the main problem I have with being immortal: now he's trapped in complete darkness, unable to move but still fully conscious and physically aware, unable to die until the end of the world.

I can honestly think of nothing more horrible than that.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Hidan#cite_note-slow_death-12
don't worry, Hidan will die soon. he still needs nutrients to live so he's not truly immortal and is in fact dying, albeit at a slowly...which kind of seems more terrifying for him now...oops...

Oh, well that's a relief; I've been genuinely upset about that since it happened about three-hundred chapters ago. Thanks for clearing things up!

 

[Krantos]

Also Skyrim, I cleared a dungeon full of bandits, only one of them was female, and she was just an archer, one of the weakest bandits. She lived in a dungeon with a bunch of men who rob (and sometimes murder people.) for a living. This hit me just after I exited the dungeon, I had to take a break from skyrim after that.

And you killed her, so... who's the real bastard here?

On that note, Characters like Ezio who go on a life long crusade when their family members get killed, and then proceed to murder more people than their enemies do, many of them hapless guards who for all we only took the job to pay for their sick daughter's medicine. This gets even creepier when you consider that you could legitimately make a game based around the theoretical child of one of these men and have Ezio be the villain. Said protagonist would have just as much reason for revenge, and yet Ezio is supposed to be the likeable hero.

After I realized that I just felt dirty playing the game.

 

[OZ7O]

For me there are 3 things
satan talk...
And I fucking hate satan talk for some reason..Always creep's me out

Some Radiohead songs that are melanholic and utterly weird (Mind you I LOVE Radiohead) like Fade out,Karma Police and the song that is the weirdest is android something...

And other than that The thing that CREEPS ME OUT THE MOST IS:
Creepy horror/deep episodes In cartoons like The Ice king origins in Adventure time:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C0vlX_I-5o
A cool comment I found:Notice how in each clip the snowfall increases...It's so fucking symbolic of Simon gradually being taken over by the ice crown
In the last clip he pleads for someone to watch over him because he wants to regain his sanity, all because he wants Betty to come back
And now he spends most of his time chasing princesses because he wants them to love him, but most people hate him.
This is just a theory but maybe if someone loved him he would be Simon again..
And finding out that Adventure time is set in a post apocalyptic world...That fucked my shit up for some random reason
Also,I loved Dexters laboratory when I was young and I still love it because it has some great gags that I get now that I'm older...But I also saw some kind of freaky shit like the Ice cream man story,and it had a couple of really deep episodes witch I can't remember right now...Sorry!

 

[FabiotheTurtle]

Adventure Time. Just about everything in that show is creepy and disturbing...

Go watch some Misadventures of Flapjack. Now, THAT shit is weird... Captain K'nuckles, particularly. He has two wooden legs, Pirate-Style robotic arms, can lop off bits of his body at will and THEY STILL FUNCTION, SOMETIMES WITH A LIFE OF THEIR OWN. There are so much things wrong with that show; Dr Barber inadvertently creates a monster out of hair clippings and old tuna, that fucking Mermaid that stares out of the ocean, aging, after Captain K'nuckles steals her pearl, THEY LIVE INSIDE A WHALE, the concept of an older pirate who dreams of taking a young sailor boy to Candine Island (a magical island made of candy and sweets) - Substitute that with a van that says FREE CANDY. The fucking Candy Barrel bartender WITH HIS CANDY WIFE WHO IS QUESTIONABLY ALIVE. There is also never a shortage of weird, mutated animal hybrids every now and then.

Also, the Dock Hag always creeped me out.

Hands. Seriously, look at your hands for a second. A square-ish bit of meat and bone, with 5 tentacle-like things sticking out from the top that you use to probe things with. How is this not weird to others?

Holy crap.

Our brains are "us", our bodies really are not. Sure we use our bodies all the time and associate identity with them, but really the TRUE self lies in the brain. We're parasites in our own bodies really, and our bodies are a mass of unfeeling cells we control through virtue of autonomy and will. We're meat puppets.

OK, this guy wins.

 

[Patathatapon]

The story of Adam and Eve, if you think about it really hard we'd all be inbred, making the taboo of incest irrelevant

I remember being told (I'm not 100% on this so those more educated don't even bother) is that the bible never said that Adam and Eve were the ONLY humans created, just the FIRST.

OP: Fridge horror is pretty interesting, I was looking at [a href=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FridgeHorror]Tvtropes[/a] a while ago, and saw this so I just had to share some of the stuff I learned.

The things that jumped out at me the most were:

In L4D2, At Dead Center, Ellis was a local, so he probably had to kill most of his neighbors, family and friends. And he seems to be the HAPPIEST person of all of them...

In Dragon Ball Z, on several occasions a planet, or island was destroyed during one of the many sagas, and when they wish everyone on back to life, all of THOSE people or aliens were brought back to...

In Psychonauts, When you need to climb The thorny tower, what if all the inmates weren't there? what if that trophy didn't resemble a claw so much? What would have happened?

 

[Vuliev]

OT: There's a bathroom on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and 3. The creepier part? There's only one bathroom on the Normandy in Mass Effect 2 and 3. And it's in the Captain's Quarters.

That's not creepy, that's fucking hilarious. I can just see Shepard trying to sleep with a queue of people standing outside his bathroom, raging into his pillow at the idiocy of the alliance designers.

OT: We grind up plants, animals, and even purely synthetic compounds, roll them into blobs with our tongues and saliva, then push them down a muscley tube into a pit of digestive acids--all to keep ourselves alive.

 

[Nannernade]

The story of Adam and Eve, if you think about it really hard we'd all be inbred, making the taboo of incest irrelevant

I had this same fear/theory but then the former pastor at my church assuaged me of it. He said that Adam and Eve were the first to be created and that others were created they just aren't mentioned.

They just weren't special enough to get their own chapter, got it. I'd like to see it back then like first there was Adam, then there was Eve, err... right... and uhm... those other guys over there, don't pay any attention to them they don't do much.

 

[Mel Theofficegamergirl]

I find the skinny middle sections of flying insects to be grossly creepy. Like, ew..