Xvito said:
Parfait.
Have you ever asked someone if they like parfait and they've been like "No, I don't like parfait"?
This actually kind of sounds like the set up to a story.
"Dude, do you like parfait?"
"No, I don't like parfait."
"What the hell dude, what do you mean you don't like parfait?"
"I just don't man."
"I'll kill you *****!"
"Jesus Christ! You shot me! You fucking shot me!"
And so on.
Edit: Gah! How did I miss a Shrek quote. I love that movie! Need more sleep.