Things that have gotten you in trouble

[Jack Joe Tip Toe]

I was reminiscing on my Middle School days and remembered a funny incident with one of my teachers.

It was the day before Christmas break and the day before my Uncle dropped by to give us our gifts and he gave me an iPod. I filled it up with all kinds of things that a teenage boy would listen to. One of those songs was titled 'Irresistible *****' and I loved it. I was in my 5th period and I made it clear to my teacher that I had the hots for her. I gave her presents and candy and other nice things before. I'm pretty sure she thought I was just being sweet (But I was was doing what any horny 12 year old could do to seem romantic) Since we had a free day I decided to play with my new iPod. I put in my headphones and played my music on full blast. And the first song I listened to? Irresistible *****. The class was loud so I thought that they would drown out my music, they didn't. My teacher came over and ripped the headphones out my ear and asked what I was listening to and why it was so vulgar. The dumbass in me decided to respond with "It's a song about you!" Let's just say she didn't like being called a ***** very much...

So what has gotten you into trouble before?

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Age 5 - Dropped a cinderblock on top of my buddy's head. Scolded.
Age 7 - Stabbed a girlfriend with a paintbrush in the ear. Scolded, straight to the headmaster's.
Age 15 - Exited the school through the headmaster's window. Scolded.
Age 17 - Punched a dude for making fun of the fat girl. Scolded, straight to the headmaster's.

I think that's about it.

 

[piinyouri]

Broke into an abandoned hospital once to impress someone in high school.
Got caught months after the fact.
Ended up in juvenile AAA because the juvenile officer was a manipulative cock.

 

[Angie7F]

I have done a lot of things but never in trouble.
I have been sent off to a hospital is restraints, but not arrested.
it helps when you are 5 foot tall and female. Nothing I do is really threatening to people

 

[akai]

Well, nothing major for me, normally I stay out of trouble, but there was this one time in high school. I was 16 and it was the end of school year. There were just about 10 people in the classroom, we were working on some projects and the teacher told us to be good and not make too much noise while she was away (she had to go to another classroom to talk to another teacher). So we really felt like celebrating the end of the year and one of the guys from class ran to a store in front of the school building, where he bought beer and everyone drank a little. Unfortunately, one of the teachers saw what happened through the window and reported the incident. We would have got expelled for this (most likely) but fortunately for us, another major incident happened at the same time so the school overlooked what my class did. We got away with a warning.

 

[Seydaman]

Well. I handed out flyers for legalizing marijuana in high school.

Passed in a nude photo as part of a literature assignment.

Wrote a graphic rape fiction piece.

I only got a strong talking to. I think I was threatened with detention but I never went.

 

[IndomitableSam]

In celebration of back to school day:

When I was a school librarian and ran the after school program, I let the kids do what they wanted. I let them run around inside, and took them outside daily, at least for a little while. And when I took them outside, I just let them run around and do what they wanted.

I got scolded many, many times by the principal and the Headmistress because I didn't structure the kid's time and make sure everything they were doing was organised and detailed.

... Yeah. That was when I gave up on teaching in today's world.

 

[lacktheknack]

Mistook small teacher for large and annoying friend, gently punched, failed depth perception resulted in full on clubbing her.

Don't ask me how that happened.

It went badly.

 

[Fimbulvetr3822]

Got a lifetime ban from the Oxford Univesity Union for throwing tomatos at Ken Livingston

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

I used to get in a lot of fights at school... I never started them, it's just people saw me as an easy target, but I wasn't and would fight back. Unfortunately,this often landed me in trouble...

There was also the time I posted an anonymous petition in all the school registers to remove an annoying foreign student from our school and get her sent back to the country she was from. (She had put the school in bad press in the local news over a petty argument about 6th formers parking on school property, so she was already in the schools bad books... I just delivered an insulting blow...) I got in a lot of trouble for that!

 

[krazykidd]

I had sex in public and got caught by two female police officers . I got scolded but didn't get in trouble . I was young and dumb. Totally worth it though .

 

[an annoyed writer]

Locker soda snip

I wish I could've done that. Unfortunately our lockers were the size of a small bucket and couldn't even fit a proper 24-pack.

 

[Aris Khandr]

My school district had a policy against skipping grades. I'm not sure why, but they did. Instead, they had a gifted program that worked the same way, only one day a week, and the rest of the week you were in your classes with other kids your age, doing work that was well behind what you were capable of. At least, until 9th grade. Then they decided that the gifted program wasn't worth the cost anymore, and killed it. That was when I started seeing a private tutor two nights a week.

So I'm sure you can imagine my frustration in 10th grade, getting a math teacher who was hired to be an American football coach first, and maybe a math teacher if that didn't tax his brain too much. It did, though. The man was absolutely horrible at math. He would frequently add two and three to get four. About a month into the class, I just stopped paying attention to him. I'd read, I'd work on other projects, sometimes I'd play games on my laptop. He called me out on it on the third day of me ignoring him. I told him I had a tutor who covered the lesson of the day with me more than a year ago, and that his explanations were awful. Offended, he told me that if I thought I could do better, then I should teach the class. I did. After about fifteen minutes, I had the entire class understanding what he had been trying to teach them for the past two days. One of my classmates even directly asked him why he couldn't explain it that way.

For this, I was sent to the office for insubordination. And since the principal (as well as most of the rest of the school) believed I was the daughter of Satan himself (literally, this is what they believed), I got detention for being a better teacher than the guy they were paying to do it. Thankfully, the teacher in charge of detention was also my drama club president, and upon hearing what happened he told me not to bother actually doing it.

 

[Simple Bluff]

I remember about three years ago I was in a really packed nightclub - you could barely move a square inch on the dance floor. I was sandwiched between a guy and a girl, neither of whom I've met before nor since, and I wasn't paying particular attention to either. Bear in mind the girl was facing away from me.
Now, out of the blue, the guy behind me ducks down, reaches out his arm past me, and grabs the girl's arse. So of course, the girl gets alarmed and spins around only to find me gawking like an idiot (the fella who actually done the deed drew his arm back before she could see him).
As you'd expect, she was none too pleased. She didn't even give me the opportunity to give her my patented "I'm just as much of a victim as you are" look, not that I blame her, before she splashed a bit of her drink on me, and gave me a good old fist to the face. My nose stung for weeks after.
The security noticed this and came over to sort out the commotion. While I'm picking up my teeth, The girl started frantically yelling at them and waving her arms like a lunatic. I couldn't hear what she was saying to them through the music, but I have a fairly good notion the word "pervert" may have been involved.
Being the smart blokes they are, they didn't even need to hear my side of the story before they quickly come to the wise conclusion that everything the girl is saying is undeniably true and I am a sexual deviant, without any conceivable doubt.
So I was promptly hauled out of the club in front of everyone, whilst they all tried to decide whether to laugh at me for being beaten up by a girl, or scorn me for being a squeezer of non-consenting arses. I don't think that issue was ever resolved actually.

Thankfully, the aftermath wasn't too bad. My friends who were there believed my story (although they still give me shit for being clocked by a woman) and no one else from that night recognized me, as far as I could tell. I was banned from the club, but after a few months it slipped their minds (not that it mattered - the place shut down that summer). To be honest, groping a woman at a nightclub is hardly unheard of, so even if I was guilty it wouldn't have mattered much anyway.

Sometimes I still wonder if the actual culprit actually planned it out that way, or if he just had Lady Luck on his perverted side. I like to think it was the former - I respect that kinda resourcefulness.

 

[Tenkage]

Me making a commentary video about Movie Bob and how he said Anita Sarkeesian's videos are accedemic (THEY AREN'T) and no I won't drop it.

Sent it to movie bob's twitter because whenever I make a commentary video I always send a link to the owner.

He sent followers to me and I got flamed to hell and back....oh yeah. I'm not upset, I knew the risk for standing up against the idiot, but hey I'm not gonna ***** and complain that I'm a victim.

 

[AnthrSolidSnake]

I didn't really get in trouble often, and if I did it was small things. However, at school once, I got in "big" trouble. I was in gym, jogging around the track with my friend, and our "disciplinary specialist" was standing on the track. My friend and I were talking, and we ran by him. The guy screams at me, tells me to come here, and accuses me of calling him "stupid". Yes. Stupid. Not an asshole, or a dick, just stupid. Obviously, I did not, so I was baffled. I didn't know how to respond, so of course I get quickly defensive. I told him I certainly did not call him stupid, nor anything, I wasn't even talking about him at all! He just ignores me, and demands we walk to the office, so at this point, I'm beyond pissed. So, I just quickly turned, and began walking quickly to the office, which was on the opposite end of the school.

Now this guy was TALL. He was well over 6ft, maybe just about 6'7" or something around there, so he had walking issues. This meant he could barely keep up. So I get to the office, minuets before he does, and calmly sit. A desk receptionist asks why I'm there (she knew me, since I was in the office VERY often for false claims of "misbehavior") and I told her the situations. She very quietly smiles and laughs to herself, and told me to sit down a minute. Eventually the guys gets there, pretends he's all calm, and of course tells "his version" of the story.

The ending? I didn't get in trouble. At all. My principle tried to resist cracking up, and told me to go back to class. So...yeah. That's the worst I've ever got caught for. Other than that I've been accused of calling a teacher a ***** (which honestly she was, but I would NEVER say it out loud), and one time I was caught flipping a teacher off after getting caught committing "PDA" (which was just a kiss on the cheek).

 

[dementis]

I think the main I did was draw on the changing room walls in dry erase marker, no one told me they're not dry erase when it comes to gloss paint. Was suspended for a few days despite the fact that the changing rooms were being knocked down for renovations at the end of the week.

That's the only thing I remember doing that got me in trouble. Done plenty of other things that teenagers do like sneaking into abandoned buildings or climbing where you shouldn't, but never got in trouble for silly things like that.

 

[Yopaz]

I've never really gotten in trouble. I'm quite stealthy that way.

School trip where more than half got drunk and most of them got in trouble for it. I had about half a bottle of vodka that night. Later I talked to two of the teachers and said it was great that I was following the rules.

I put a dead fish in the closet of a different class over the weekend. I never even heard what happened to that.

I did some small vandalism and even discussed it with a teacher how bad it was that someone would do such a thing.

I spent half a day slacking off while using the school internet to download things (this was when normal households only had dial-up so I couldn't do that at home) and nothing happened.

Now I have never done all that much that would land me in trouble which is part of the reason why I don't get in trouble. Even when I do something no-one expects it from me because it's completely out of character.

 

[EeviStev]

Once when I was in Year 7 the teacher was having so much trouble controlling the rowdy class that he put forth an ultimatum: open your textbook right this very second or you'll get detention. Of course I had long since gotten bored with waiting for the class to actually start, so I was miles away, daydreaming. I was the only one to not open a textbook, and I actually got detention.