Things that just piss you the F*** off

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Rpground

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Holhander said:
out of everything that pisses me off is (if you played Neverwinter Nights or Ultima then you know what im talking about) fucking ENCHANTED SLINGS! WHY?!?! JUST MOTHER FUCKING WHY!?!?! TELL ME,WHAT USE DOES AN ENCHANTED SLING HOLD!?!? NO ONE USES THEM! THEY DO CRAP DAMAGE! RANGE SUCKS! IF YOUR GONNA USE A RANGED WEAPON YOU GONNA USE A BOW OR CROSSBOW! SO,WHY!? IF IM GONNA USE A WEAPON ITS GONNA BE A BOW OR A MELEE WEAPON,NOT A FUCKING SLING! OR AN ENCHANTED ONE FOR THAT MATTER,SRSLY WHAT USE DOES THAT HAVE!??! ohh yay now my sling is +1 now its slightly less CRAP! even if it was +6 it would still be crap cause EVERY OTHER WEAPON WOULD OUTCLASS IT IF IT WAS ALSO +6! WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GREAT IDEA TO ENCHANT A SLING ANYWAY!?! ITS JUST A WASTE OF REAGENTS ANYWAY! FUCK ME!
You wouldn't happen to take any high blood pressure medicine do you?
no but i wouldnt be surprised if i needed it...fuckin enchanted slings...>.<
 

klaynexas3

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Death_Korps_Kommissar said:
klaynexas3 said:
life in general, only a few things keep me going, but they're depressed too, and i can't help, in fact, i feel i've made someone worse off. scratch that, me, i piss myself off, i hate myself. i hope i die real soon, cause i definitely don't deserve to even breathe. i hate me so much.
Wow dude, why do you hate yourself?
sorry read that wrong, thought you asked if i really hated myself. i hurt those who care about me, my family has been dropping like flies for years, i'm haunted by so much shit, i blames myself for some of it, i still feel that the few people who care about me don't really care as much as they say, i need to get away from reality, weed no longer helps, and it again hurts those who claim to care about me. that would be the blunt side of all my problems, you don't want me to go into detail.
 

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Irridium said:
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Fuck you Miltank, Fuck you.
YES!

As for me: politicians.

All in favor of having all politicians going through a contest to catch a bullet with their teeth say AYE!

Those who do are worthy enough to live.
Those who don't, well they're politicians, so no one cares.
Nah just herd them altogether..stick them in a small room, lock the door, throw away the key, and let them war it out betwixt them.

The rest of us can go on with our lives, knowing that they will no longer influence us. :D hehe
 

tjcross

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The fact that 90% of the people i meet are morons or assholes.
The fact i'm gonna have to buy morrowind again because my sister scratched the disk to hell.
the fact scatman is dead may he rest in piece.
the fact i'm overweight.
the fact i need to sleep.
the fact Nintendo always releases Pokemon x/y then a little bit later releases the much better z version
emo music
The fact i'm an asshole when i'm tired, bored and have spent a little to much time reading the comments on youtube.
the retarded 12 year old who think it's cool to swear over xbox live (in this case i'd beat the 12 year olds and there parents for creating the demon spawn and letting them play cod)
people who ***** about hacking 'cause they suck
hackers (i never acuse people of hacking unless i have evidence for example when i was playing americas army i got behind a guy who was lying prone turn 180 degrees and headshot me in about 1 second)
my lack of sleep
generic first/third person shooters.
strawberries
 
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Insanum said:
Death_Korps_Kommissar said:
Insanum said:
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Fuck you Miltank, Fuck you.
BTw, why the hate for miltank?
Goldenrod City Gym. Whitneys Miltank. Also known as GOD. Its not fucking beatable.

I. HATE. MILTANK.
That ***** wasn't so fucking smug when I unleashed my Gyarados on its ass...
 

|CoD|Sonic

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I work at Blockbuster, A Manager, One of the things that Ticks me off the most beyond anything in that store, is when some dumb MF'er who doesn't even begin to know what they're talking about, comes up to the counter with their movies and says "So I hear Blockbuster is gonna be shutting down in less than a year" or some variation there of. That's like basically walking up to someone and going "SO....I hear you're gonna be out of work soon"...yeah...thanks...dick.
 

Lamppenkeyboard

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High School. Most of the people at my school are complete idiots.

They have even infested my honors classes even. One girl in about the course of a week (possibly a day, not sure) had two moments which seriously made me want to ask "Are you joking?". She first disagreed with a girl who criticized the Catholic Church for lashing out at an underaged disabled Russian girl for getting an abortion after she had been assaulted by her own father (1. I do not know where the story was heard, but the girl telling it was trustworthy, and 2. I do not want to insult any Christians with the story, although if I did you probably are a bit sensitive). After this I used Hitler's suicide as an example to prove a point (there was a perfectly intelligent debate on whether or not people truly pay for their actions) since he wasn't ever brought to justice. The girl then turned around and then told me off, saying that Hitler killed himself out of regret of what he did to the Jews.

I mean, what the fuck? How could any mentally fit (or even disabled) human being think that? What does she think, that he shot himself after the American military talked him down from the self destruct panel of Nazi Mountain? Where the hell else but Florida?

EDIT: Where else but Florida could someone be that ig'nant?
 

GreyWolf257

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I turned on my computer today and found my background replaced with bestiality porn. The bad thing is that I turned my computer on at Burger King... with small children around... The only people who have had access to my computer is a small group of my friends, who I will be murdering one-by-one, just so I know I got the right guy.

I guess what I'm trying to say is: People who fuck around with my shit piss me the fuck off!!!
 

Always_Remain

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As much as I hate giving hate mongers attention, The Westboro Baptist Church. Now excuse me while I go scrub the filth of my hands that collected as I typed in that name.
 

ImSkeletor

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silentsentinel said:
ImSkeletor said:
silentsentinel said:
Also, annoying people who bash republicans.
I fixed that error for you.
Why thank you. I was however, focusing on the Republican party in the United States, not conservatives in general.
Okay that makes it much less of a troll statement. I'm a conservative who believes gay marrage is okay likes video games and i am a firm believer in the ability to say something with no worry about offending someone.
 

Zombie Pie

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Twilight, all the people who go nutz and scream over twilight, people who turn without signaling, dress codes, glenn beck, racism, call of duty, bioware games, girls who when they talk say every sentence with an upward inflection like its a question, and a whole lot of other stuff but I am going to stop here because I don't want to write all night in reply to one thread.
 

Uberpig

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Sjakie said:
I hate journalists.
They all are working from dubious angles and write subjectively but claim otherwise.
And they never show the stuff that really matters. (eg: anybody seen anything on the news about ACTA? i havent in my country)

what the hell, i just hate people in general, you are all inferior to me.

National newspapers, yes - though their stance on stuff is dictated by the paper they work for.
Regional newspapers, no.
If you want to rant at journalists, maybe you should focus on the fact we get desensitised to horrible stuff such as death and war within a few months of beginning work.
If I believed in God, I'd worry for my soul.