Things that make you cry, guaranteed.

[The_Chief]

theres only one muppet i care about *ahem* SSSSAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM TTTTTHHHHHHEEEEEE EEEEAAAGGGLLLLLLEEEEE

 

[Connor Lonske]

The Muppet song didn't do anything for me. I suppose I'm too young.

*comes back*
You don't like the muppets?
*shoots zen*
Such a waste!
*shoots him self again*

Ah... Bullets... *cough* My only weakness...

*comes back one last time*
Damn it just die
* shoots zen again*
Ok bye world
*points gun to his head*
Ahhhhh fuck it
*jumps out a window*

 

[Adam Jenson]

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=36734

Seriously though, go and rent out 'Grave of the Fireflies'. If you don't cry, you're not human...or android as I'm pretty sure this film would make androids cry as well.

Didn't cry but that film did get to me. The poor sods

When I was a toddler I cried during Dumbo, or so I am told.

 

[Aardvark]

Not the best Spanish teacher I ever had.

How many spanish teachers did you have?

The most common funeral song ever made me cry, but it was after a funeral.

During the funeral, all I could remember was the Sid Vicious cock-up version.

 

[Sylocat]

If you're afraid to cry massive tears, don't watch Grave of the Fireflies.

 

[Lord Beautiful]

The Muppet song didn't do anything for me. I suppose I'm too young.

*comes back*
You don't like the muppets?
*shoots zen*
Such a waste!
*shoots him self again*

Ah... Bullets... *cough* My only weakness...

*comes back one last time*
Damn it just die
* shoots zen again*
Ok bye world
*points gun to his head*
Ahhhhh fuck it
*jumps out a window*

10 minutes pass
*I get up*
Hah! The poor bastard didn't know that I was wearing a bulletproof vest!

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

Kiwi! [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs]

Cutest. Thing. Ever.
Now I'm really sad...

 

[flare09]

[link]http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1055868/2/istockphoto_1055868_kryptonite.jpg[/link]

This is my weakness.

 

[Random Argument Man]

I don't find that sad. Altought, I don't have a soul.


But seriously, I'm starting to have a little drop at the eye.

 

[Convenient_Label]

Zen, Connor, I swear, if you two hijack my thread I'm going to hunt down your loved ones and give them CJD, then pay for their healthcare long enough that you get to watch every single one of them forget your name and face and start treating you like a stranger before they finally degrade into mindless human wreckage. And one day, you'll realise I filmed all of those traumatic events so I can play them back to you in your old age, when the pain was finally starting to fade.

Well, okay, I won't, because that's too far even for my malice; I lost a grandparent to dementia long before I lost him to pneumoconiosis, and it sucked. But I hope that doesn't detract from the seriousness of the threat...

 

[latenightapplepie]

Bicentennial Man gets me every time I watch it. Still, that's only like twice. Lost in Translation is other film that has gotten me, but I'm pretty sure there wouldn't be a repeat performance if I rewatched it. Same deal with the end of The Hobbit (book, not that animated movie thingo).

 

[Connor Lonske]

Zen, Connor, I swear, if you two hijack my thread I'm going to hunt down your loved ones and give them CJD, then pay for their healthcare long enough that you get to watch every single one of them forget your name and face and start treating you like a stranger before they finally degrade into mindless human wreckage. And one day, you'll realise I filmed all of those traumatic events so I can play them back to you in your old age, when the pain was finally starting to fade.

Well, okay, I won't, because that's too far even for my malice; I lost a grandparent to dementia long before I lost him to pneumoconiosis, and it sucked. But I hope that doesn't detract from the seriousness of the threat...

Sorry.And my cat realy is dieing.

 

[Convenient_Label]

I didn't think you were joking about that, and I'm very sorry for you. Loss sucks. Pets are almost worse, since they love unconditionally (except one of our cats would gladly kill us all if he realised we were made of tasty, tasty meat...)

 

[The Kind Cannibal]

That new call of duty game brought a few tears to my eye. I had no idea things were that bad back then. Plus the fact I'm a very soft hearted individual.

 

[101194]

Only cried once, The first time I heard Little boy blue and the Man in the moon.

 

[Pimppeter2]

erased

 

[ffxfriek]

A kick to the balls would make me weep uncontrollably but other than that nothing but death of a loved one.

seconded

 

[Zallest]

the movie I AM SAM or SAM I AM the one with the mentally challenged father fighting for custidy of his daughter

I do not like Sam i am, i do not like green eggs and ham!

I'll mention a few things. The part when Dobby died in Harry Potter 7.
I've only seen this in anime, most recently in Gurren Lagann, when the hero is in total despair and cannot defeat the villain and suddenly the reassuring voice of a fallen comrade comes to his ear and he turns to see him standing there. Whereupon he is urged to not give up and keep fighting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITMbk1XBJrs
This is what I'm talking about. It's in Japanese and there's not subtitles and it takes a while to get to what I'm talking about, but I think you'll get it if you watch it.

If you're a anime fan watch Kanon 2006 and tell me you don't water in the eyes or start to shed tears

Spoiler

When Makoto dies

I didn't even come close to crying or anything near it in Gurren Lagann... it was so epic that i could not come down from my high of awesome.

 

[PirateKing]

the movie I AM SAM or SAM I AM the one with the mentally challenged father fighting for custidy of his daughter

I do not like Sam i am, i do not like green eggs and ham!

I'll mention a few things. The part when Dobby died in Harry Potter 7.
I've only seen this in anime, most recently in Gurren Lagann, when the hero is in total despair and cannot defeat the villain and suddenly the reassuring voice of a fallen comrade comes to his ear and he turns to see him standing there. Whereupon he is urged to not give up and keep fighting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITMbk1XBJrs
This is what I'm talking about. It's in Japanese and there's not subtitles and it takes a while to get to what I'm talking about, but I think you'll get it if you watch it.

If you're a anime fan watch Kanon 2006 and tell me you don't water in the eyes or start to shed tears

Spoiler

When Makoto dies

I didn't even come close to crying or anything near it in Gurren Lagann... it was so epic that i could not come down from my high of awesome.

Not even when Nia died?
I have a lot of problems with Gurren Lagann but overall I liked it.