Things that make you go "Eh?"

[Mad Maniac with axe-firing chainsaw]

People who listen to rave baffle me into complete incomprehension. As do people who aren't addicted to alcohol but still insist on drinking till they puke. Same bafflement applies to smokers and drug-users: why did you start to smoke plants in the first place? How the hell did that ever seem like a good idea? I can understand the addiction, sure, but... why did you start? That is and always will be a question in my mind.

 

[Epitome]

He

I'll let you live this time. But don't EVER, make that mistake again.

Heh?

Ah i see, my sincerest apologies it wasnt paying attention, but to my defence it is 3 am and i am on strong painkillers forgive me?

 

[Timotei]

He

I'll let you live this time. But don't EVER, make that mistake again.

Heh?

Let me introduce myself. My name is Susan Schulz. And I do not like to have my gender questioned. Got it?

 

[Epitome]

He

I'll let you live this time. But don't EVER, make that mistake again.

Heh?

Let me introduce myself. My name is Susan Schulz. And I do not like to have my gender questioned. Got it?

Pleasure to meet you Susan. My name is Peter Dempsey and i had no intention of questioning your gender, my error has already been corrected and i apologised, no offence was meant by my typo.

 

[Bulletinmybrain]

He

I'll let you live this time. But don't EVER, make that mistake again.

Heh?

Let me introduce myself. My name is Susan Schulz. And I do not like to have my gender questioned. Got it?

Negated: There are no women on the internet.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

The third to last word in the OP is going to get you in so much trouble.

As to things that make me go "eh?": Canadians.

Oh...the pun...it stings...

I've always been one for capitol punishment.

Aw, god...what did I do to deserve that?
Really? I want to know...

Oh wow, no reason to go torches and pitchforks on me like an angry [i/]bob[/i].

 

[Neonbob]

Oh wow, no reason to go torches and pitchforks on me like an angry [i/]bob[/i].

*twitches*
*passes out in a pool of his own blood*
-two hours later-
Dammit. You're too good at this. I must seek refuge elsewhere!
*flees*

 

[Ophiuchus]

Crocs.

Not the reptiles, I have no problem with them. No, I'm referring to those ridiculous injection-moulded sandal... things. Honestly, who looks good wearing them? Nobody, that's who.

 

[Flap Jack452]

As to things that make me go "eh?": Canadians.

I was going to say this.
And I thought I was going to be clever and original.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

He

I'll let you live this time. But don't EVER, make that mistake again.

Heh?

Let me introduce myself. My name is Susan Schulz. And I do not like to have my gender questioned. Got it?

Negated: There are no women on the internet.

Naw dude, I was totally IMing this girl and she said she was totally into me and was so into me she wanted my social security number. I KNOW it was a girl she even sent me pics.

 

[Painkiller35]

Hats with a flat brim, and shirts that are 50 times too big. Double points if you catch a white guy wearing both. They don't make you look cool and it makes me want to tell them how much of an idiot they look like.

Come to my school sometime. You'll see a whole bunch of wigger weaing flat-brimmed hats that still have that gold sticker on them.

How I loathe those stickers. I want to peel every one of those off those stupid hats. Don't know why it pisses me off so much but it does.

 

[G1eet]

OT: Uggs. Honestly, what the hell? And people who wear their pants down to their knees.

I agree on both counts, but I must admit... my little brother has a pair of Uggs ...

I don't know whether to be in eternal "eh" mode or fear for him.

 

[Nmil-ek]

Come to my school sometime. You'll see a whole bunch of wigger weaing flat-brimmed hats that still have that gold sticker on them.

I couldn't last a day there. The thing is, next year I'm switching from a private school to a crappy ghetto public school. I've seen some of the people who go there and it's covered in wigger idiots. Every single one of them deseves a good ass-kicking. I don't care if you like rap music or not, hell, even I like the Beastie Boys, but when you purposely make yourself look like an idiot in front of everyone, I will have no sypmathy for you when your life collapses underneath you after high school.

Ey I went to public school :/ granted we dont have wiggers here rather neds (probably worse wiggers act tough but dont go through with it alot neds will) I turned out ok... uhh well it'll put hair on your chest atleast.

 

[Viper1265]

Sub-woofer speakers in cars, it just ruins the music when all you can hear is the thud of the bass from a block away. Why do people think thats cool?

 

[quiet_samurai]

Douchebags that walk around with their Blue Tooth headsets in their ears... ALL THE TIME ALL DAY.. even when they are not talking on it. Also when a group of dudes go out all wearing pink collared shirts with the clooars popped and all have the same stupid haircut. Actually these two groups are usually one in the same.

 

[CoziestPigeon]

Everything.

I'm Canadian.

This.

 

[AroLombardi]

Sleeved shirts that show no cleavage

Wha-.....awww.....

Kidding.

 

[Epitome]

Creationists....

 

[A random person]

Anyone who dresses in a "gangsta" or "pimp" way. Seriously, wearing big gold chains isn't stylish, it looks stupid and attracts muggers, not to mention giving the muggers a means to choke you.

Edit:

Creationists....

That too.