Things that makes you RAAAAAAGGGGGEEEEE!!!

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Warmongerers.
Those who love war.
Religios zealots.
As in people who go out saying any belief that isn't theirs is wrong. Not religios people though.
Racists.
To them I just say. 'Every man, women and child is equal. To belive that you are better because of your race is dumb.'
I could go on...

 

[lolmynamewastaken]

titles in caps with syllable elongation.

 

[Burningsok]

parents who believe video games are what causes violence in teenagers.

Jesus.. there are far more and better reasons then that. Bad friends, mental disorders, bad parenting, desperation such as poor people who will do anything to try and at least get by in life, ect. if you add video games to one or more of these then yes video games are linked with bad behavior, but it certainly doesn't cause violence in teenagers on it's own. So why take it away and ruin it for the majority of people who understand right from wrong and know the difference between fantasy and reality.

 

[jopomeister]

Fanboys (Especially those who started the console flame war)
Pretty much everything previously said. And anything said after this.

 

[Lord Kloo]

Everyone who takes life seriously,

Capitalists,

Idiots who have prejudices without fact or proof,

Every British Tabloid Paper (The Sun, Daily Mail, ect.),

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

when someone quotes the opening post. Morons, you dont have to quote just write because the opening post is the goddamn topic!

 

[linkzeldi]

People with no sense of humor.

 

[Amphoteric]

People who talk New age nonsense such as psychics and mediums.
Big brother.
Christians being condesending and thinking that their religion beats all others.
Pop music.
Celebrities famous for doing nothing.
Footballers getting paid to run around a little bit.
Fox News.
Steam.
People constantly texting.
America invading EVERYBODY that looks at them funny.
Britain being involved with American Politics.
Britain being in America's unjustified wars.
Pay day sites such as Quickquid that have an APR of over 2000% Its just an elaborate scam.
Jordan Big-Tits or whatever her name is.
The pope being a pompus shit head.
I dislike Catholics more than other christians.
The BNP.
David cameron being rediculously posh.
fat people making their children fat.
The Hills, in fact EVERYTHING on MTV.
People thanking God for things that Man created with science.
A resturant asking for tips is getting none.
Being around a large number of people and I hate partys.

It is prety easy to think of things you hate when you try.

 

[Kasawd]

I can _____ because I'm older than you.

That phrase is a sure way to anger me.

 

[katsumoto03]

A few things. I'll probably add more as they come to mind.

-Stoners
-People who play only MW2, yet call themselves gamers
-Christian Rock
-How my mother always moves my stuff and then forgets where she put it
-Babies
-People (especially outside of the internet) who use memes without knowing where they come from
-People who think they are smarter than me, just because they have a higher understanding of how to parrot what their schoolteachers tell them
-People who whine over nothing
-People who know a lot of bullshit information, yet insist that they are intelligent
-People who use school reports and statistics to measure one's intelligence
-People who don't think my jokes are funny
-People who think their jokes are funny when they're actually not
-People who hate any console, just because it's not the one their mummy bought for them
-Videogame prices
-People who will look through this list and see that I dislike people who whine, and ***** at me because they think I'm whining here.
-People who tell children that they are special, just for being them
-When my glasses won't clean properly

 

[T-Bone24]

My glasses. The bloody things just will not clean, and any attempt to clean them will simply result in the dirt being concentrated in the centre of the lens.

 

[Kaptajn Emil Alfred Conan Swagga Benzon]

Whiny people, poser metal, straight-edge assholes, anti-alcoholics, anti-smokers, anti-drugusers, scrubs, ns', people who don't like Doraleous and Associates, people who can't take a little racist joke or two, emos, goths, scenefags, poeple who drink Mokaï, people who don't like beer, people who hate on xbox 360.

I ESPECIALLY hate christians, satanists, country singers, and Adam Sandler.

- B

 

[Judgement101]

People that over-react to posts and then verbally attack the person for it

 

[Count Igor]

[HEADING=2]101 reasons to rage![/HEADING]

Spoiler: Number one...

1 : When the internet crashes after you type 101 goddamn things that make you RAGE! TWICE. (I am now doing this in word)
2: Fanboys.
3: Chavs.
4: Punks.
5: ?Cool? kids who are actually just dickheads.
6: Dickheads.
7: Any other form of person involving part of the male genitalia and a head.
8: MovieBob. SO MUCH.
9: Mohicans.
10: Heavy Metal.
11: Rap.
12: Most Music.
13: People who find the number 13 unlucky. (I put this at Number 13. Great.)
14: Overly religious people.
15: Mashed Potato that?s actually Yoghurt.
16: Cold food that tastes bad when cold.
17: Hyped up games.
18: People who hype up games.
19: People who argue and don?t listen to what you say.
20: The stereotypical American.
21: Stereotypical people (Except the cool ones)
22: Nerds.
23: People who claim dyslexia when they don?t actually have it.
24: The French.
25: People who think everything?s racist.
26: Idiots.
27: People you have to explain everything twice to. (Different to 26, actually)
28: Curtains that let the light through.
29: Terrorists. I DON?T WANT TO BE SCARED TO GET ON A PLANE, GODDAMNIT!
30: Land Turtles. THEY AREN?T CALLED LAND TURTLES, THEY?RE TORTOISES.
31: People who don?t bother even trying to spell.
32: People who say ?I?ve had a bad childhood.. Now give me your money.? (Mainly the money part.)
33: People who go along with the crowd.
34: Bad films/games with such great potential.
35: Directors who ruin the series or sequel.
36: Ragers.
37: People who say ?I could beat you up in real life?
38: People who can beat me up in real life.
39: I?m going with another MovieBob. Because it?s my damn list.
40: People who put text size at 30 and double space it.
41: People with signatures.
42: Racists.
43: Wannabe writers who post shitty extracts on the internet. I DON?T CARE. NOBODY DOES.
44: Wannabe writers.
45: Shitty extracts.
46: My science teacher who, somehow, brings up her tough childhood, mumps, her perfect daughter, anything like that. TEACH US SOME SCIENCE, GODDAMNIT.
47: A lot of teachers.
48: Hilarious people. Who aren?t actually funny.
49: Some more French.
50: People who talk in technical terms that I don?t understand.
51: Technical terms.
52: Different languages. WE KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND ENGLISH, GODDAMNIT!
53: Animal cruelty.
54: People who think Animal Cruelty is everything.
55: People. Sometimes.
56: People who hype up MW2.
57: People who hype up CoD4.
58: MW2.
59: Ban-happy Mods. (You put me on probation, or whatever, for saying this, and I?ll have proved my point. DO IT! GO ON!)
60: Walkthroughs that, frankly, suck.
61: Walkthroughs.
62: Sucky things.
63: Disease.
64: People who don?t like awesome things.
65: Deus Ex 2.
66: People who don?t like Deus Ex.
67: Anybody who flames this post.
68: Anybody who flames.
69: Anybody who doesn?t quote this post and say how awesome it is.
70: Anybody who quotes this post and says ?This is awesome? or any variety of that, just to be funny.
71: Anybody who hasn?t read this.
72: Omegle users that say ?Asl?? or something thereof.
73: Fat people that go on a diet then complain about it being ?Too hard? or ?Not losing weight?.
74: People who try to be Cool and fail pretty badly.
75: People who misspell ?You?re? and ?Your? and so on.
76: The fact that it?s hard to make up 26 reasons more.
77: People who don?t like my humor.
78: People who don?t like me.
79: Crashing things.
80: Overpriced things.
81: Pac-Man haters.
82: Tetris haters.
83: Haters.
84: Mosquito?s.
85: Psycho?s.
86: Films that aren?t awesome.
87: Mega-video and its 70 minute limit.
88: The fact that mega-video can?t count to 70, and puts it around 15.
89: Hot days.
90: Anyone who doesn?t like the cold, rain, wind or snow.
91: People who complain too much about everything.
92: People who drone on.
93: Muggers.
94: Spam mail pretending to be officials, when it clearly states ?From ____@Hotmail.co.uk?
95: Hyperlinks that don?t work.
96: Locked threads. I want to see them!
97: Stupid rhymes.
98: People who think they?re clever or poets.
99: People who repeat things in a high pitch voice. IT?S NOT FUNNY.
100: University challenge. It?s too hard for me!
101: Can you guess? Yeah.. MovieBob! Hey. It?s my goddamn list, it took a while to write, go write your own and deliberately keep him out of it, then say ?Hey look, I love MovieBob!? .. Then hit yourself. Hard.
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Thanks for the time to read the list.

 

[technoted]

People who cheat on Warcraft 3, cheating on any other game is fine.
Paladins.
Undead.
Blood Elves.
Pugs in general.
Stubbing my toe and bashing my head on low ceilings.
Emo's.
Small children waking me up.

 

[Arsen]

Women who date the same guy fifteen times in a different body then wonder where they went wrong.
People who only like things because the majority of people within their culture are affiliated with it.
Argumentative types who use techniques involving no logic, sense, and end up using the "ambiguous" answer to determine for themselves that they've won.
Teenagers who think they are of a higher merit within society and don't understand that they haven't fully developed yet.
The state of Florida.
People who don't get to the damn point when talking.
People with loud kids THAT DO NOT HIT THEM. Pussy ass parents.
People who think health care is a human right and should not have to be earned through merit or determination of worth, that it should be the burden of all.
X-Men.
Terrible writers, authors, that you can't understand because they leave everything vague and without any concrete grounding for the first ten pages.
Writers that don't describe to you the function or use of an item that no human being knows what the F' it is.
Writers who make money for writing absolute rubbish. Known as a "Neil Gaiman" in my book.
People who believe that Nirvana is a genuinely good band.
People who treat metal as if it's an unintelligent genre of music.
John Lennon.
People who think Jimi Hendrix is unrivaled as a guitar player.
These college kids who would be afraid to go to war because they're cowardly, pussy-hearted atheists who believe when they die "that's it". Why die when I can save the world, the trees, and third world countries hur hur hur....*does the ninny dance down the hillside*

 

[Taco of flames]

A few things. I'll probably add more as they come to mind.

-Stoners
-People who play only MW2, yet call themselves gamers
-Christian Rock
-How my mother always moves my stuff and then forgets where she put it
-People (especially outside of the internet) who use memes without knowing where they come from
-People who think they are smarter than me, just because they have a higher understanding of how to parrot what their schoolteachers tell them
-People who whine over nothing
-People who know a lot of bullshit information, yet insist that they are intelligent
-People who use school reports and statistics to measure one's intelligence
-People who don't think my jokes are funny
-People who think their jokes are funny when they're actually not
-Videogame prices
-People who tell children that they are special, just for being them
-When my glasses won't clean properly

All of that. Also:
-People who claim that all people are born equal.
-Not being able to find my glasses
-Not being able to find things in general
-Bad games getting badges on Kongregate
-Using my Barbarian's rage ability

 

[Harley Q]

I despise people who Write Like This Or LiKe ThIs

when people spell your as yewr, roar as rawr, etc, it uses the same amount of letters, just spell properly.

Chewing with an open mouth, yes I can see the food looking pretty on your plate, yes I know it mixes in your stomach, I just do not wish to see mashed up food roll around your mouth like trainers in a washing machine.

What really aggrevates me is when someone says that they're going to do something, and then just sit there for half an hour. Just do it for the love of God!