Things that need to be on a T-shirt. 2.0

[eatenbyagrue]

"Everything I want written on a shirt has already been done by XKCD"

 

[chefassassin2]

"You know what this kitchen needs? More UB40."

 

[Snowalker]

frist it says "never say this when drunk"


then say "Ah, just screw it"

have a guy on the back having sex with a hooker, that is obvisously a man.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Everyone keeps reading my shirt.
I saw one that said one both sides, "how do you keep an idiot busy? See other side"

 

[The87Italians]

I really wish Cracked would have made the shirt (Half Life reference) that said "The whole world has been taken over by a race of malevolent aliens. All of humanity is depending on you. Heres a god damn crowbar."

 

[Birras]

A white T-shirt that appears that the ribcage had been burst open, Alien-style, with the ribcage jutting outward and blood splattering the surrounding wound. Goes as an accessory to Valve's headcrab hat. Just add jeans and voila, zombie out on the town.

 

[Deleted]

"My homework is in another castle"

 

[Danny Ocean]

I wouldn't mind one of these shirts.​

 

[FoolKiller]

I tried to give up my virginity for Lent... but I failed.

 

[Ultrasnail]

"Nothing good happens after two a.m."

Cookie for the correct reference.

ummmm is it how i met your mother. if i'm right i would very much like a cookie.

actualy i want 2. 1 to eat 1 to go on my t-shirt.

bottom line here, COOKIES ARE AWESOME.

 

[G1eet]

"Nothing good happens after two a.m."

Cookie for the correct reference.

ummmm is it how i met your mother. if i'm right i would very much like a cookie.

actualy i want 2. 1 to eat 1 to go on my t-shirt.

bottom line here, COOKIES ARE AWESOME.

You are very right.

As a reward...
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e389/geweaver/DSC_0031_12.jpg

 

[ultra magnus]

I want one with either 'in soviet russia, there is no MySpace only OurSpace' or 'if we were in soviet russia, this shirt would be reading you'

 

[Pinstar]

Black Shirt
White writing
"Got Purpose?"

 

[Jonathan Hexley]

The front would say: (In a font/size that takes up the whole shirt)
"Let me explain: I tried to make this shirt as controversial as I could, adding much dirty, dirty sexual activities and faece-flinging monkeys. It would've been awesome in a 'he's trying too hard' way. But then I looked at this explanation, and found it took up the whole shirt. : ("
And the back would say:
"Yeah, it even took up all the back. I suck at designing shirts."

 

[dark_taint92]

As a reward...
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e389/geweaver/DSC_0031_12.jpg

that looks like the most awesome set of cookies ever

 

[tanithwolf]

I want this one
Front:"I would never tell you my master plan"
Back:"Unless I had done it 35 minutes ago"
And for those who don't get the reference, foreshame.

 

[meglathon]

I want this one
Front:"I would never tell you my master plan"
Back:"Unless I had done it 35 minutes ago"
And for those who don't get the reference, foreshame.

Must bee from the best movie ever Watchmen

OT: A shirt that sais on the front "everything fine officer."
and on the back it's all rip up and bloody with the back bone showing, to keep with the blood theme you sick sick people have come up with . on a litter note, this is my favorite thred ever.