Spelling you as simply 'u'. Now, I try not to be too hard on grammar and spelling but that one specific mishap just pisses me off. Allah damn is it annoying to see.
Things That Piss You Off That Really Shouldn't Do So By Now
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When people come up with a stupid OTP. I know, I know, "it's none of my business and people can ship whatever couple they want without being scorned" but for fucks sake, those characters you're shipping are not canonically gay AND one of them is 12! FUCKING 12!! THAT'S MESSED UP. OTPs just piss me off in general though because it just irritates me that everyone everywhere just HAS to be in a relationship and if they aren't then they must be gay.
That's another thing that irks me that shouldn't. Oh, Elsa isn't into men? SHE'S A LESBIAN. Seriously, if they decide to make that CANON then it's okay but to parade around saying she's obviously supposed to represent the LGBTQ community because she isn't into men isn't helping.
FOR THAT MATTER, the entirety of the SuperWhoLock fandom piss me off no matter where they are because a handful of stupid people are trying to ruin the entire fandom name by making idle death threats then thinking they can get off easy because "they can summon a demon, hide the evidence then leap through time lol". It's not endearing, it makes you look stupid.
Honourable mentions go to AUs, fan speculation that doesn't make sense.... probably fandoms in general, and when I don't want to drink my soda anymore because it's too watered down. Pisses me off.
[sub]I kid about the last one, I'm not TOO incredibly petty so much as just closed-minded apparently because I don't like stuff that isn't canon[/sub]
That's another thing that irks me that shouldn't. Oh, Elsa isn't into men? SHE'S A LESBIAN. Seriously, if they decide to make that CANON then it's okay but to parade around saying she's obviously supposed to represent the LGBTQ community because she isn't into men isn't helping.
FOR THAT MATTER, the entirety of the SuperWhoLock fandom piss me off no matter where they are because a handful of stupid people are trying to ruin the entire fandom name by making idle death threats then thinking they can get off easy because "they can summon a demon, hide the evidence then leap through time lol". It's not endearing, it makes you look stupid.
Honourable mentions go to AUs, fan speculation that doesn't make sense.... probably fandoms in general, and when I don't want to drink my soda anymore because it's too watered down. Pisses me off.
[sub]I kid about the last one, I'm not TOO incredibly petty so much as just closed-minded apparently because I don't like stuff that isn't canon[/sub]
Able-bodied people who stand side by side and block the escalator, or stand still on a single-width escalator. It's not an amusement park ride. Move your fucking feet.
Oh, and able-bodied people who ride the elevator up/down a single floor. I hate you like poison.
These specific instances cost me literal SECONDS of my day and yet infuriate me beyond the capacity for speech. I generally just stare at the back of their stupid heads, as though the heat of my gaze could set them aflame.
Oh, and able-bodied people who ride the elevator up/down a single floor. I hate you like poison.
These specific instances cost me literal SECONDS of my day and yet infuriate me beyond the capacity for speech. I generally just stare at the back of their stupid heads, as though the heat of my gaze could set them aflame.
Whenever shit breaks on me. Flat tire? FUCK. Random electronic? FUCK! Appliance that I use every day and decides to crap out on an already crappy day? Just stand there and shake your head. There is nothing more infuriating than having something you use a lot or is necessary for everyday living breaking down on you.
This may or may not be related to my 3DS >.>
This may or may not be related to my 3DS >.>
People who protest for open carry handguns by open carrying large rifles. Carrying an empty hostler is a more effective tactic and it doesn't scare people who are just going about their day. I am all for open carrying rifles when it's helpful and you conduct yourself respectfully, but even as a gun nut I'd say these people who are going around, doing everything short of shouldering assault rifles in public while disrespecting anybody who talks to them about it, are just terrible. I live in Texas though, so I shouldn't be surprised.
It's hardly original, but 'they're, their, and their' really isn't hard. Same with 'then and than'. And while I have you, when the fuck did 'literally' begin to mean the exact fucking opposite? I must have fucking missed that pisser of a memo. Which reminds me that 'of and have' ARE VERY DIFFERENT INDEED. How the rampaging pigshit do people get those mixed up?
Also imperial measurements. Metric is just better. No ifs, no buts. And what's more annoying is that in this grey, failing, bitter memory of former greatness now reduced to something resembling that awful brown slush you get after snow that we call the UK uses a mixture. We use metric for most things, for technical measurements and weight, but then we use imperial for distance and speed - but only in cars - and for fuel - but only when describing the amount of miles we get per gallon. What the foetid cock-hole is that about?
People who walk slowly on the street when they are clearly completely able bodied. I mean, shite on a bike. Just because you are having a jolly good bloody chinwag about inane bollocks (usually loud enough for very poor fucker within seventy pissing kilometres to hear) and don't mind spending all sodding day in the middle of a busy town centre doesn't mean that other people don't have shit do. Go home or find a designated sitting area (there's probably a cafe nearby, but I swear to fuck if you remain there after you're done eating when other people are waiting for a table, I will tut very loudly indeed).
That's all I can be arsed to write about right now.
Also imperial measurements. Metric is just better. No ifs, no buts. And what's more annoying is that in this grey, failing, bitter memory of former greatness now reduced to something resembling that awful brown slush you get after snow that we call the UK uses a mixture. We use metric for most things, for technical measurements and weight, but then we use imperial for distance and speed - but only in cars - and for fuel - but only when describing the amount of miles we get per gallon. What the foetid cock-hole is that about?
People who walk slowly on the street when they are clearly completely able bodied. I mean, shite on a bike. Just because you are having a jolly good bloody chinwag about inane bollocks (usually loud enough for very poor fucker within seventy pissing kilometres to hear) and don't mind spending all sodding day in the middle of a busy town centre doesn't mean that other people don't have shit do. Go home or find a designated sitting area (there's probably a cafe nearby, but I swear to fuck if you remain there after you're done eating when other people are waiting for a table, I will tut very loudly indeed).
That's all I can be arsed to write about right now.
ppl who us txt talk like evr im not 1 of those grammer nazis but deer god ppl it seems like evrything they learn in school just falls out of theyre heads wen they leave its the same for no puctuation or grammar or bad word choice that make everything hard to read and make it seem like they talking breathlessly!!!
Smug demonstrations aside, I really despise this type of thing, no matter what kind of device they are using to post. THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO COMMUNICATE USING TEXT, AND MANY WAYS OF MAKE UP FOR THE LAKE OF VOCAL TONE. IN THE SAME WAY THAT PEOPLE USUALLY INTERPRET ALL-CAPS AS HOSTILE, LIKE I'M YELLING AT YOU. wen u talk lik this i interprit it as if some kind of moron is tring to tlk to me it makes you seem lik an idiot and if u want to be takn srsly you shud typ like sum1 who has graduated the 1st grade!!!!!!
It really isn't hard to use at least basic grammar and spelling. Like I said, I'm not too bothered by people who misspell common words, or use a comma where they should use a semi-colon. Yet, when you type like an absolute cretin, I will interpret your words as if they were coming from an absolute cretin. And I don't buy the time constraints argument either, unless it's an emergency situation. If you care so little about a conversation that typing you instead of u is too much to ask, then why should you then expect others to care about what you have to say? Why should everyone else care more about your words than you do?
Smug demonstrations aside, I really despise this type of thing, no matter what kind of device they are using to post. THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO COMMUNICATE USING TEXT, AND MANY WAYS OF MAKE UP FOR THE LAKE OF VOCAL TONE. IN THE SAME WAY THAT PEOPLE USUALLY INTERPRET ALL-CAPS AS HOSTILE, LIKE I'M YELLING AT YOU. wen u talk lik this i interprit it as if some kind of moron is tring to tlk to me it makes you seem lik an idiot and if u want to be takn srsly you shud typ like sum1 who has graduated the 1st grade!!!!!!
It really isn't hard to use at least basic grammar and spelling. Like I said, I'm not too bothered by people who misspell common words, or use a comma where they should use a semi-colon. Yet, when you type like an absolute cretin, I will interpret your words as if they were coming from an absolute cretin. And I don't buy the time constraints argument either, unless it's an emergency situation. If you care so little about a conversation that typing you instead of u is too much to ask, then why should you then expect others to care about what you have to say? Why should everyone else care more about your words than you do?
People who are unable to be quiet. Can't stand it. That probably makes me sound antisocial, but I promise I am not. I enjoy talking with people. I don't mind others having conversations at a reasonable volume. I don't mind listening to a long story that someone wants to share with me.
But still, I have limits. If I am clearly busy, do not talk to me unless it is something urgent, or we don't see each other often, or you happen to be my boyfriend... which nobody reading this is.
Also, if someone (teacher, announcer, etc.) is trying to speak to a crowd, then shut the hell up. Seriously.
And last but not least, don't talk endlessly without giving me a chance to talk back. Conversations should be two sided, not just "you listen quietly while I talk gossip for a few hours". And even after over an hour, you get mad at me when I interrupt you once because I have to go do something? Really? Do you consider your opinions about every single person on campus that important?
I may or may not be venting about someone I know with that last paragraph...
But still, I have limits. If I am clearly busy, do not talk to me unless it is something urgent, or we don't see each other often, or you happen to be my boyfriend... which nobody reading this is.
Also, if someone (teacher, announcer, etc.) is trying to speak to a crowd, then shut the hell up. Seriously.
And last but not least, don't talk endlessly without giving me a chance to talk back. Conversations should be two sided, not just "you listen quietly while I talk gossip for a few hours". And even after over an hour, you get mad at me when I interrupt you once because I have to go do something? Really? Do you consider your opinions about every single person on campus that important?
I may or may not be venting about someone I know with that last paragraph...
People who won't listen to advice.
God it annoys me so much. I should be used to it. People trying to do things their own way and thinking they're 'okay' when they need to see a doctor. I like to think I can spot some signs, and do some things correctly. So when I see someone grumbling about how their stomach hurts and then I find out it's food poisoning I might just leave them. A lot of people hate the guy that goes 'I told you so' anyways.
God it annoys me so much. I should be used to it. People trying to do things their own way and thinking they're 'okay' when they need to see a doctor. I like to think I can spot some signs, and do some things correctly. So when I see someone grumbling about how their stomach hurts and then I find out it's food poisoning I might just leave them. A lot of people hate the guy that goes 'I told you so' anyways.
It used to be all the stupid stuff I see on the internet, but I've lost most of my cares for that. I have greatly adapted to the idea of "This doesn't matter to me".
My family not putting ingredients away, and now putting the lid on properly. I'm gonna fucking shank someone I swear.
Also, people being completely irrational. When someone just over thinks/complicates something and just makes a mess of things when the solution is simple.
My family not putting ingredients away, and now putting the lid on properly. I'm gonna fucking shank someone I swear.
Also, people being completely irrational. When someone just over thinks/complicates something and just makes a mess of things when the solution is simple.
I just started a new job and I'm currently working in the basement because that's where archivists live and the only way to get to my office is using the elevator. I feel so pathetic getting it down one floor from reception but the only staircase is only for use in case of emergency.BloatedGuppy said:
Some genius made that decision when the designing the building.
Which raises the other question-would it be even more inconvenient or annoying having to deal with their burning bodies. I guess you could call it a burning question.BloatedGuppy said:
Everything. Some of them are stupid, and some of them less so, but all of them annoy me more than they should. Everything that happens while driving. I hate the responsibility of owning a car, the repairs, the damage other people inflict on it. I hate a bunch of the drivers around me, tailgating and generally driving like assholes. I hate ads, I hate listening through telephones. None of it's worth it, and none of it's worth a moment of stress.
This is a good one. Am I "pro-life" or "pro-choice?" It's so hard to resist the temptation to take a leaf out of Jim Sterling's book and say something like, "Neither - I'm pro-abortion because I think they're funny. I find the idea of abortions fucking hi-lar-ious. Good day."T0ad 0f Truth said:
OT: People who like to think they're funny but are, in reality, merely tedious, nasty and endlessly self-referential little narcissists with all the wit and social grace of a cock scribbled on a toilet wall. It shouldn't piss me off, though, because people like that are far and wide and about a dime a dozen.
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I-I try to be funny, s-senpai ;_;Barbas said:
OT: Passive aggressiveness
It really shouldn't piss me off but it does and I have lost my ability toucan
Anyone who uses the term Zionist, Patriarchy or other similar. I don't care how good a point you're making, the second the Zionist conspiracy or evil patriarchy gets mentioned, you're no different to moon landing hoaxers and I lose all interest in your discussion.
People who say "Have a blessed day" or "Blessed be" or "God bless you" when they're leaving. It really annoys the piss out of me. I know they're just trying to be polite, and wish me a good day or whatever, but the default "I'm inserting my god into this social interaction" always throws me off. I want to comment about how I don't believe in their god, but thanks anyway, but then I don't want to seem like a jerk, so I tend to simply say "Thanks, have a nice day".
Also, I hate the way some singers do "vocal gymnastics" with songs. It's usually christmas songs, but any time some singer, usually a female singer from what I've seen, starts going up and down the vocal range while singing some song. It's usually some "classic" and they're "spicing it up" with their own flavor, but all it sounds like to me is vocal masturbation. Yes, I get it, you have a wide vocal range, now shut the fuck up or sing the song like it's supposed to be sung. Stop showing off and self-grandizing, in some thinly veiled excuse of just embracing the music.
Also, I hate the way some singers do "vocal gymnastics" with songs. It's usually christmas songs, but any time some singer, usually a female singer from what I've seen, starts going up and down the vocal range while singing some song. It's usually some "classic" and they're "spicing it up" with their own flavor, but all it sounds like to me is vocal masturbation. Yes, I get it, you have a wide vocal range, now shut the fuck up or sing the song like it's supposed to be sung. Stop showing off and self-grandizing, in some thinly veiled excuse of just embracing the music.
People at my work leave the kitchen in such a fucking state. Microwave door left open and/or with the cycle not cancelled, so it still has the remaining seconds left on the clock; making tea/coffee and pouring half the ingredients over the surface but not cleaning it up; choosing to clean up some dirty spills with the dish towel; not cleaning their own dishes so the sink gets cluttered and unusable.. the list goes on.
The excuse is "well, what do you think we hire a cleaner for?" which is bullshit, because she doesn't come in until after we've gone home - in the meantime, other people have to use this space too!
No, bollocks to the thread topic (or my reply, one of the two) - this shit should piss me off. The day it doesn't is the day I cease being me.
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The excuse is "well, what do you think we hire a cleaner for?" which is bullshit, because she doesn't come in until after we've gone home - in the meantime, other people have to use this space too!
No, bollocks to the thread topic (or my reply, one of the two) - this shit should piss me off. The day it doesn't is the day I cease being me.
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