"Are you open?"fix-the-spade said:I can beat that!Colonel Joson said:I find myself internally screaming "WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL HERE!" more then is recommended.
People who hang around outside the shop AFTER CLOSING TIME!
Then, after cashing up, after turning out the lights, whilst the alarm set beeper is wailing away at me, they suddenly march up and ask if the shop is still open(!?!?!WTF!?!?).
However, the worst (best?) ones are the ones who immediately start an argument upon being told that no, the shop is closed and it will not be opening purely so they can spend a fiver. The times are on the door(s), it's a good half hour after closing, yes your watch is shite, no it's not an emergency, if it was you wouldn't have hung around outside for ten freaking minutes making your mind up whilst the sign on the door said CLOSED...
Even had a guy duck past me through the door once so I 'had to serve him before we could leave,'
Locked him in.
He didn't see the funny side.
'No, we are closing right now'
"Oh come on, you are doing this on purpose"
'No actually, I have to close the store right now'
"No you don't, you can close it whenever you want!"
'Yeah you're right, I can close it whenever I want. I choose to close it right now because I am not getting paid for staying here'
"Well you just lost yourself a customer. I am never shopping here again"
'YES!!!!! Oh my god sir, you just made my day. That is the best news I have heard ALLLL day, is there anything I can do to thank you? Oh wait, I'm just kidding. Get out of the store'
I made the most out of the last week I worked at my last job.