Things that should bring about the end of the world...

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What's something you feel should bring about the end of the world?

Feel free to list silly things, or something you feel could actual cause an end of the world scenario.

For me, pouring Pepsi in a Coca-Cola should doom us all.

 

[Twilight_guy]

#Define FALSE TRUE
If not the end of the world it should cause the person who types it to instantly burst into flames for the evil he just did.

 

[FalloutJack]

Vogons.

No wait, that one's taken.

You know what? I think I will. Yeah, that's right. Ole' Jack is gonna destroy the world in 2012, and I'm gonna make John Cussack run away from lava for two and a half hours.

Vote FalloutJack for this world's apocalypse today!

 

[Mr Thin]

Deep fried butter will end us all.

The sheer weight of the people who eat that crap will press down upon the Earth, shifting us out of our gravitational orbit and flinging us into the sun.

 

[Berethond]

When a news person says "backslash" when saying a URL instead of slash or 'forward slash', they should cause the end of a world.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Dividing by zero. Sonnofa-*vanishes*

 

[werty10089]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_tide This shit.
Cannibalistic Algae that turns water toxic and red.
Hmm... where have I heard this before?

 

[Sassafrass]

Spongebob.

He has mystical powers you cannot imagine. He also defies logic... [http://chzmemeafterdark.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/naughty-memes-untitled4.jpg]

 

[Tiger Sora]

Trolling telemarketers. Just seems like something that should end the world when they're just doing their job. I love to troll them so.
Also I think my washer and dryer should end the world. THEY"RE NUCLEAR POWERED!!!!!!

 

[EvoraFalcon]

Some idiots with a hadron collider messing up and forming a black hole that swallows the earth. Thats terrifying.

 

[Kekkles]

Some idiots with a hadron collider messing up and forming a black hole that swallows the earth. Thats terrifying.

That would be scary, good thing they're scientists, aye

OT: SCIENCE!

 

[OrenjiJusu]

Justin beiber singing a duo with rebecca black, when the song is praising twilight.

This would hopefully cause a resonance cascade.

 

[Chezza]

Inviting a Jehovah witness into your home.

 

[JRCB]

Vogons.

No wait, that one's taken.

You know what? I think I will. Yeah, that's right. Ole' Jack is gonna destroy the world in 2012, and I'm gonna make John Cussack run away from lava for two and a half hours.

Vote FalloutJack for this world's apocalypse today!

You have my vote! What will you have in this apocalypse?

OT: One day, in our quest to wrap everything in bacon, someone is going to wrap the earth in bacon. And it will then be eaten by a giant space fish. Such is life.

 

[Wheeleybird]

End of the Earth or end of humanity? Different events.

Either way for both i think if a truck of mountain dew crashes and it floods the world nothing could ever live here again O.O

 

[mcnally86]

What's something you feel should bring about the end of the world?

Feel free to list silly things, or something you feel could actual cause an end of the world scenario.

For me, pouring Pepsi in a Coca-Cola should doom us all.

The only thing that will end the world is when the sun expands enough to swallow it. As for human they will be dead in a few years. Killed by a new form of polyester.

 

[HumpinHop]

Christian Weston Chandler getting laid.


Keep in mind this was a gift to his at-the-time 'sweet heart', a troll who put all of his secrets online.

 

[plagueflames]

a large increase in weight in a location the size of, oh, say, dimmsdale.