Things that should bring about the end of the world...

[ChildofGallifrey]

This shit.
Cannibalistic Algae that turns water toxic and red.

Isn't that basically the Alabama football teams mascot? I guess 'Crimson Tide' sounds better than 'Cannibalistic Pond Scum' though. Still makes one wonder why the mascot is an elephant...

OT: "And the Oscar goes to.....Uwe Boll!"

5 seconds later, the universe collapsed in on itself.

 

[squeekenator]

Vogons.

No wait, that one's taken.

You know what? I think I will. Yeah, that's right. Ole' Jack is gonna destroy the world in 2012, and I'm gonna make John Cussack run away from lava for two and a half hours.

Vote FalloutJack for this world's apocalypse today!

You have my vote!

And my bow.

 

[Veldel]

Some idiots with a hadron collider messing up and forming a black hole that swallows the earth. Thats terrifying.

That would be scary, good thing they're scientists, aye

OT: SCIENCE!

OT: We shall all die from are selfs due to the people on this planet being so god damn stupid

 

[X10J]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_tide This shit.
Cannibalistic Algae that turns water toxic and red.
Hmm... where have I heard this before?

Wait do you mean man-eating, I don't see how algae that eats other members of its species would be much of a threat.

OT: Some seemingly insignificant, small evet that snow-balls/dominoe effects the world into oblivian.

 

[Ushiromiya Battler]

Vogons.

No wait, that one's taken.

You know what? I think I will. Yeah, that's right. Ole' Jack is gonna destroy the world in 2012, and I'm gonna make John Cussack run away from lava for two and a half hours.

Vote FalloutJack for this world's apocalypse today!

You have my vote!

And my bow.

And my axe

 

[WaywardHaymaker]

Vogons.

No wait, that one's taken.

You know what? I think I will. Yeah, that's right. Ole' Jack is gonna destroy the world in 2012, and I'm gonna make John Cussack run away from lava for two and a half hours.

Vote FalloutJack for this world's apocalypse today!

You have my vote!

And my bow.

And my axe

This is quite lulzy.

 

[werty10089]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_tide This shit.
Cannibalistic Algae that turns water toxic and red.
Hmm... where have I heard this before?

Wait do you mean man-eating, I don't see how algae that eats other members of its species would be much of a threat.

OT: Some seemingly insignificant, small evet that snow-balls/dominoe effects the world into oblivian.

Well, since all life in the ocean relies on algae as the cornerstone of their food-chain, it matters quite a bit. It's a toxic algae that lives by eating other algae, and since it's toxic everything that eats it well, dies. So basically, all the algae that is needed to provide live dies, and all the algae that destroys life lives. Well, until it eats itself. It's scary shit.

 

[X10J]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_tide This shit.
Cannibalistic Algae that turns water toxic and red.
Hmm... where have I heard this before?

Wait do you mean man-eating, I don't see how algae that eats other members of its species would be much of a threat.

OT: Some seemingly insignificant, small evet that snow-balls/dominoe effects the world into oblivian.

Well, since all life in the ocean relies on algae as the cornerstone of their food-chain, it matters quite a bit. It's a toxic algae that lives by eating other algae, and since it's toxic everything that eats it well, dies. So basically, all the algae that is needed to provide live dies, and all the algae that destroys life lives. Well, until it eats itself. It's scary shit.

Fair point.

 

[Ldude893]

"Oh, hello Mr. Norris. Come and have some tea. You like the cup? '14/0'. Yeah, I bought it at a science convention; did you know it's made of antimatter?
What? It's just a cup; no harm at all. By the way, I'd like you to meet my friends Mr. Spice Guy, Mr. Putin and Mr. T he-"

*insert Earth-kablooming explosion here*

 

[BlumiereBleck]

Science....man....science

 

[Ekim Takusan]

Feeding a dog chocolate while he wears a tin-foil hat in the microwave!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDaeST8Sng0

Just not cool...

 

[Futureman]

the answer is one word. humans.

 

[stormcrow5]

Zombies, its so overused but i guess it dosent end the world because humans are like cockroches and impossable to wipe out but it would end the world as we know it

 

[LeKiller]

Dr. Who getting cancelled
Evangelion being dubbed by 4kids
FiM actually becoming bad

 

[chaosyoshimage]

The release of Half-Life 3 or Episode 3 or whatever it is that Valve fans complain about all the time. I went there.

 

[Sarah Frazier]

I already have a plan to start the apocalypse.

It starts by gathering one million of the worlds unluckiest people (not just having a bad day, but their presence tends to give other people better luck while they stay rock bottom) and sending them to the biggest gambling places around the world and the biggest national sporting events.

Two things will happen with this to set the end of the world in motion.

1) The combined bad luck will force more people to win and throw the karmic scales completely out of balance, creating a kind of sinkhole that will spread from there.

2) The unlucky people will start winning, also breaking the karmic scales and sending an equally devastating backlash of chaos.

 

[BabyRaptor]

The world will end when MLP ends. I'm calling it.

 

[Death God]

An Army plane carrying an untested bioweapon crash-landing in the hills near a small town, infecting the water supply with a top-secret virus code-named "Trixie," causing victims either to die or become homicidal and losing their sanity. (cookie for anyone who guesses the reference)

 

[FalloutJack]

You have my vote! What will you have in this apocalypse?

Well...


And that's just on Wednesday.

Is anyone actually running against you?

Yes, actually. Vogons, The Devil, and Mutated Latinos. BUT THAT'S IT!

You have my vote!

And my bow.

And my axe

I am Jack's reference to Army of Darkness. Sweet. This will be the best apocalypse ever.