...you can't? Well, I'll have to tell the people of Belarus this in a formal address. They're going to be so disappointed when you don't float in from the ceiling, majestic sceptre in hand, crown adorning your head.Jedamethis said:
Things that You are Physically Incapable of Doing
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Whistle-ing, Snapping my fingers, punching buildings into rubble, turning into fire, turning in geletin. You know, the usual.
I know! But don't tell them, the poor chaps have spent ages setting it up, and I hate to disappoint them...Serenegoose said:
I'm going to send a chap called Alexander Lukasomething instead.
I can never ever win in a arm wrestle. No this does if I arm wrestle a child, I mean I still lose to someone around who is age 16 or 17.
Floating in the water, I'm a strong swimmer, I'm a lifeguard but I just lye on my back and float in the water, I just fall from horizontal to vertical in like 2 seconds.
I can't snap my fingers... embarrasing, I know. My sister and dad will NEVER let me live that down. They love to come up to me and just start snapping their fingers in my face.
However, on the flip side, I can move one of my eyes independently of the other. So, I can look straight forward, and to the right or left at the same time. It's pretty cool, and I can do some nifty tricks with them to freak people out.
However, on the flip side, I can move one of my eyes independently of the other. So, I can look straight forward, and to the right or left at the same time. It's pretty cool, and I can do some nifty tricks with them to freak people out.
Oooh i can do that!Nimcha said:Putting my leg behind my head. I'm not very bendy.
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I can't Whistle
actually the one i didn't cross out might be more embarrassing. :S
try inward-whistling. its easier, and maybe you can do it. i have trouble whistling normally as well, but i do it easily if i breathe in instead of outGeekiest said:
something i cant do is gleak. you know, when you like press your tongue to your teeth or whatever and shoot out drops of saliva at people like some kind of jerk lizard. i cant do that, which is why the last time someone i didnt like gleaked on me, i just spit on their back.
I can't smoke. As soon as I get any kind of smoke into my lungs, I start to choke, no matter how hard I try to resist.
It might just be a matter of training, but I like to keep potentially lifesaving reflexes.
Also, I'm completely unable to focus on low-wavelength light sources (navy blue to blacklight)
It might just be a matter of training, but I like to keep potentially lifesaving reflexes.
Also, I'm completely unable to focus on low-wavelength light sources (navy blue to blacklight)
