Things that you probably shouldn't laugh at.

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Chester41585

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Fat jokes. I love fat jokes. I'm fat.

Example: We went to the springs for the 4th. One of my friends asked, "What do you think the first people who found this place said?"

I said, "I hope fat people don't find it."
 

PurplePox

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I laugh at abortion jokes, and make fun of people who get abortions. I'm not pro-life or anything, just a gigantic asshole.

Pardon my French.
 

Betancore

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Other people's misfortune, basically. It's funny until it happens to you. And many inappropriate things make me laugh even though I should be more sensitive about it.
 

Folio

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A woman is screaming from a burning building. She yells: "Save my baby!".
A man replies: "Don't worry ma'am, I'm a pro football player! I can catch him!"
The woman drops her baby for the football player to catch but it's a long haul. He runs and runs and with a slide he catches the baby!

Everyone cheers and the football player holds the baby high in the air.

Then punt-kicks it.
 

Azaradel

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More or less any joke that can be counted as even mildly offensive.

Oh, and I crack up whenever people die in horror movies. The more horrible, the more hilarious!
 

Billion Backs

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You should probably laugh at everything.

Why? Why the fuck not.

Always look on the bright side of life 'cause life's a piece of shit if you look at it... So you might as well keep laughing at everything since the last laugh is on you when you croak.

The more offensive it gets, the better. Break those taboos!
 

Zarokima

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Any time I hear that someone died I have the unrestrainable urge to ask if they dropped any good loot (which mortified my parents when Pappy passed on), because of that old picture of the WoW forum post [http://forums.uniquehardware.ca/uploads/monthly_07_2008/post-1-1215196654.png], because that's one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. One time it even caused the girl to resume bawling and run out of the room.

That's the only specific I can think of, but I laugh at just about everything, especially if it's inappropriate. If I ever got mugged, I'd either piss off the guy and get killed or demoralize him into just saying "fuck it" and walking off.

Some might say this makes me an asshole. To them, I reply thusly [http://nelsonhaha.com/].
 

ultrachicken

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Folio said:
A woman is screaming from a burning building. She yells: "Save my baby!".
A man replies: "Don't worry ma'am, I'm a pro football player! I can catch him!"
The woman drops her baby for the football player to catch but it's a long haul. He runs and runs and with a slide he catches the baby!

Everyone cheers and the football player holds the baby high in the air.

Then punt-kicks it.
That is an amazing joke.
 

Nouw

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Well it is in our nature. Schadenfreude anyone?

Somethings can be racist or sexist or offensive and funny as well. Just don't laugh out loud. (I would say lol but that makes this place untidy)

I've laughed countless of times in AFV when someone experiences great pain or misery.
 

Vlassic

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There's a midget that ice skates at the local rink. I shouldn't laugh at that, but I'm a horrible person.
 

BlindMessiah94

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I'm that guy in the movie theater who laughs when nobody else is laughing. I think I just genuinely don't get most mainstream humour, or I only understand the really really clever "makes you think" type stuff and laugh at it. Or I laugh when a baby gets hit with a football in the face. Now that's humour.