Things that you wish existed that don't

[Et3rnalLegend64]

May someone explain to me why she was suspended for this? Was a rule broken?

 

[Mad World]

God?
Oooooh! Did he go there?

That wasn't necessary. Personally, I find that comment offensive. In the future, please refrain from such posts.

It was a joke, get a grip.

Very well. Nonetheless, even if true, it was unnecessary; jokes can be disrespectful.

Again, please be careful when posting.

I'm actually offended by your presumption. I don't have to appease you just because you choose to be offended, that is your choice and your problem.

Right... you're offended. I never said you had to appease me. But, at least show some tact. Stop defending the notion that you showed no disrespect.

Next time, please... just think before you post.

 

[GrandAm]

The Holodeck from Star Trek and also the matter replicator.

First, the Holodeck. Only as long as porn does not get banned from it. That might actually happen because on Star Trek they never showed anybody go at it. Sure, they play pool, interact with fictional characters, or ride horses. But you never see a dude do two chicks at the same time. I guess in the future you still need a million dollars for that.

Second, the matter replicator. After you are done in the Holodeck you don't have to go make your own sandwich. Chicks won't do for you any more. They get all feminist now. Of course you still HAVE to take them to IHOP in the morning for breakfast. God forbid that feminist has to pay dutch. Don't I know that as the dude I am still obligated to pay for breakfast.

 

[CrystaltheEchidna]

Cure for stupidity

i just...... i just love it haha!

 

[Skeleon]

Jump-Packs. I'd fly everywhere.

 

[Aedwynn]

The ships from the Freespace games. That's right *****, beam weapon up your ass!

I'll take a Mara-class fighter please! (The upgraded 'Terran' one.)

On topic I guess I'd want 'vancian' magic. Although the temptation to memorise "The Excellent Prismatic Spray" would be overwhelming...

 

[amazinglettera]

A cure for type 1 diabetes

 

[falcon1985]

The ships from the Freespace games. That's right *****, beam weapon up your ass!

I'll take a Mara-class fighter please! (The upgraded 'Terran' one.)

On topic I guess I'd want 'vancian' magic. Although the temptation to memorise "The Excellent Prismatic Spray" would be overwhelming...

Your taste in fighters, Sir, is exemplary.

 

[quiet_samurai]

Cure for cancer.

magic carpets.

 

[twistkick]

Lu Bu. In the flesh. So I can DO him.

 

[bushwhacker2k]

Magic, of course. I wish instead of guns people fought with martial arts. I hope for an MMOFPSRPG to exist in the future.

 

[wewontdie11]

Having this conversation with a friend the other day, dehydrated instant toast. The toaster takes too long, I just want to be able to add water and have a steaming hot buttered slice of golden Kingsmill.

 

[Logic 0]

Gunchucks half gun half nunchuck,and the gunblade.

 

[The_Evermind]

spice cymeks and shields from Dune, daemons from the His Dark Materials series, babel fish from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, noetic science from The Lost Symbol, and Mr. Norrell and Johnathan Strange -esque magic