Things to do before you die

[Puzzles]

Build a house and paint a self portrait.

Hah, that's the first thing I thought of too.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

 

[AngloDoom]

1. Get A's
2. Get in Univeristy
3. Get a Blowjob
4. Get Famous in some way
5. Beat the crap out of someone
6. Get a Six Pack
7. Go Sky Diving
8. Make a point that everyone agree's with
9. Figure out what the tenth thing I have to do
10. ....................................

Scratch my last one, make my Number #1 all of the above. At the same time.

 

[Sonicron]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

I believe you just implied that Alan Moore is a mutant. How else would a beard have hands? Although... the idea is interesting. Very much so. xD

 

[razer17]

1. Get A's
2. Get in Univeristy
3. Get a Blowjob
4. Get Famous in some way
5. Beat the crap out of someone
6. Get a Six Pack
7. Go Sky Diving
8. Make a point that everyone agree's with
9. Figure out what the tenth thing I have to do
10. ....................................

Scratch my last one, make my Number #1 all of the above. At the same time.

If you could somehow manage all of the above at the same time, you would be somesort of super human. with time travelling abilities, since you have already gotten into university. and the getting famous part would happen by proxy when fulfilling the other criteria.

 

[baseracer]

1. Complete High School (check)
2. Get into college (check)
3. finish college (in progress)
4. Race some sort of race and Silverstone
5. Be more awesome than you are. (check)

 

[Terramax]

I CANNOT believe I can't find anyone making a reference to this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eai2eUztMHI

Bill Bailey wins hands down - lunge wildly at the pope

EDIT: I just realised someone has.

 

[DeathsAmbassador]

-Visit at least 20 different countries.
-Be a founding member of a successful band.
-Fall in love.
-Learn at least one other language.
-Try puffer fish (it can apparently kill you if it's prepared wrong)
-Learn enough philosophy to be able to quote it in everyday situations.

And that's about it. Except I have to say Zorbing looks fucking amazing.

 

[eatenbyagrue]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

I believe you just implied that Alan Moore is a mutant. How else would a beard have hands? Although... the idea is interesting. Very much so. xD

It's Alan Moore's beard. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn thing was sentient.

 

[NimbleJack3]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

I believe you just implied that Alan Moore is a mutant. How else would a beard have hands? Although... the idea is interesting. Very much so. xD

It's Alan Moore's beard. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn thing was sentient.

Jeezus... I just Google Imaged Alan Moore and it's impossible to tell which is the parasite - Alan or the beard.

 

[Sir_Puffybottom]

1)feed dog
2)buy milk
3)watch T.V
4)sharpen axe
5)eat lunch
6)climb mt. everest
7) kick peta member in face while eating a steak
8)kill jim

then i can die

 

[eatenbyagrue]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

I believe you just implied that Alan Moore is a mutant. How else would a beard have hands? Although... the idea is interesting. Very much so. xD

It's Alan Moore's beard. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn thing was sentient.

Jeezus... I just Google Imaged Alan Moore and it's impossible to tell which is the parasite - Alan or the beard.

The general consensus is that both are living a mutually-advantageous agreement: the beard gets a place to live and the occasional idiot fanboy/Hollywood executive to consume, while Mr. Moore gets an AWESOME beard.

See also: Karl Marx, Otto von Bismark, Chuck Norris


EDIT: The question then, is "Where does the man end and the beard begin?"

 

[NimbleJack3]

11) Shake hands with Alan Moore

As awesome as he is, the man's so antisocial he'll probably sic his monstrous beard on you for nourishment before you can get anywhere near his hand. xD

True. Maybe I should change it to "Shake hands with Alan Moore's beard"?

I believe you just implied that Alan Moore is a mutant. How else would a beard have hands? Although... the idea is interesting. Very much so. xD

It's Alan Moore's beard. I wouldn't be surprised if the damn thing was sentient.

Jeezus... I just Google Imaged Alan Moore and it's impossible to tell which is the parasite - Alan or the beard.

The general consensus is that both are living a mutually-advantageous agreement: the beard gets a place to live and the occasional idiot fanboy/Hollywood executive to consume, while Mr. Moore gets an AWESOME beard.

See also: Karl Marx, Otto von Bismark, Chuck Norris


EDIT: The question then, is "Where does the man end and the beard begin?"

Perhaps his 'head' is actually an outgrowth of the beard. The real Alan Moore was decapitated years ago in a freak accident and the berad has been using him as a vehicle ever since.

 

[arc101]

Play duke Nukem Forever.... nah, you'll be dead by then

 

[arc101]

And that's about it. Except I have to say Zorbing looks fucking amazing.

Done it, it looks impressive, but you don't see a thing when you do it down a welsh hillside, all you see is a blur and your sick sloshing around near you head... but it is still the most fun thing i have ever done, and you only get as sicky as asking for directions in wales: both mean you will be washing phlegm out of your hair for a month