Things to Think About

[Mean Mother Rucker]

Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?
Was Jesus a good carpenter?
How come cartoon characters who don't wear clothes during the day wear pajamas at night?
Do you have anything else that's a real stumper?

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Why do the people in the simpsons only have 4 fingers?

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Why do the people in the simpsons only have 4 fingers?

The same reason every other cartoon character ever also has only four fingers.

 

[Devil's Due]

How come average TV shows usually last to around seven seasons. Some less, some more. But the average is seven. Why? What's so important about cutting off the shows on the seven season? Star trek does this a lot as well, same with other shows. Confuses me.

 

[Ronwue]

"Why Mulder never got it on with Scully?"

 

[fix-the-spade]

Have I set these brakes properly.

 

[Graustein]

Why do the people in the simpsons only have 4 fingers?

Easier to draw.

 

[Amnestic]

Did Adam & Eve have belly buttons?
Was Jesus a good carpenter?
How come cartoon characters who don't wear clothes during the day wear pajamas at night?

No.
Yes.
Because.

There, that was easy.

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

Why do the people in the simpsons only have 4 fingers?

In connection with the Thread's religious tones, in the episode where Homer stays home from church and subsequently meets God, he is drawn with five fingers.

Also, if you read the Gnostic Gospels (and are willing to believe them) it goes into Jesus' childhood and how he learned to cope with his powers as a kid. He pretty much just made stuff with his mind.

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Why does stamp glue taste so magically delicious?

 

[Liam Wolfy]

Why do people think being a depressed novelist would be cool? It's not, I know!

 

[Corven]

how come no matter the color of shampoo the lather is always white or why do you get in a car but get on a bus.

 

[Omnidum]

Why do the people in the simpsons only have 4 fingers?

In connection with the Thread's religious tones, in the episode where Homer stays home from church and subsequently meets God, he is drawn with five fingers.

Also, if you read the Gnostic Gospels (and are willing to believe them) it goes into Jesus' childhood and how he learned to cope with his powers as a kid. He pretty much just made stuff with his mind.

So he's a Psionicist that's Grand Archmaster rank in both hammer and chisel?

 

[Amnestic]

Why do the people in the simpsons only have 4 fingers?

In connection with the Thread's religious tones, in the episode where Homer stays home from church and subsequently meets God, he is drawn with five fingers.

Also, if you read the Gnostic Gospels (and are willing to believe them) it goes into Jesus' childhood and how he learned to cope with his powers as a kid. He pretty much just made stuff with his mind.

So he's a Psionicist that's Grand Archmaster rank in both hammer and chisel?

Yes. He's that good.

 

[Graustein]

Yes Adam and Eve had belly buttons, if they didn't you wouldn't. the bible says god made us in his own image including Adam and Eve so if we have belly buttons they have to have had belly buttons. unless you're implying that we evolved from them or some other such scientific drivel.

Question: Do you know where belly buttons come from?

 

[Jamanticus]

Why do vampires have such well groomed hair?

....And, how come they don't smell bad?

..And what's with those glass fingernails and extreme beauty? They're undead, for goodness' sake!

 

[Mr. Moose]

Why do vampires have such well groomed hair?

They don't.
Historical Vampires were foul smelling and ugly.
If you've ever seen Nosferatu, take note that how Orlok looks is how Vampires were described in history.

Modern vampires are bastardizations of the source material