things you always wanted to do

[crudus]

Get an AT-AT
own a katana (will never happen because us they don't sell real ones to non-Japanese)
fly

I've always really wanted to kill someone, as long as I can remember.

So have I. I am just waiting until my roommate snaps and tries to kill me. That way I get off scott-free and a new, better roommate.

some of mine:
lead a revolution (this probably will not happen- in Britain there is little to lead a revolution for)

This is why you add "subtly create tyranny" to your to-do list

 

[MetaKnight19]

bungee jumping
zorbing

im pretty sure there are more but i cant remember them at the moment.

 

[Jedamethis]

Have somebody run away from me.

Just once, I want someone to go "Oh Shit! Run!" when they see me

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

Also, I hate fair fights.

Fair fights are for suckers. Fighting is dangerous business and it can result in ones death, but this is something most people do not consider when they pick a fight with someone. That's why you should do anything you can in making sure to take down and eliminating your opponent swiftly, because the more you prolong the fight by slugging it out, the more the risk increases in you getting seriously hurt.

That being said, I would only offer a fair fight to someone I might have called a friend or have respected at one point or another. But if some nobody that I really couldn't care less about decides to threaten my person, there's no reason what so ever in keeping the fight fair...

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I'd like to be a costumed villain

 

[Timotei]

OK.

*backs out of room, not making eye contact*

*takes lack of eye contact as challenge*
*asserts dominance with flamethrower from fifty feet away*

Good idea. He might have been a RED Spy.

 

[Souplex]

Rule the nations of man with an iron fist.

 

[Xyphon]

Sit naked in a popcorn machine at the movies. The look on their faces would be priceless.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

OT: Dressing up as Death and knocking on a nursing home window.

Along with buying a Zonda F Roadster and challenging everyone to drag races.

About dressing up as death..you know that was done before right?. It killed three people. [small]you sick bastard[/small]

I agree about the Zonda though. In fact buying a Zonda let alone the F roadster is something that I have always wanted to do.

 

[Carl The Manicorn]

Kick one of my bosses in the head

Be skinny

Do a milf

Go to France

Have lots of money

And to top it off...
Live in someplace that is always mildly cold.

 

[PhantomCritic]

I've always really wanted to kill someone, as long as I can remember.

OK.

*backs out of room, not making eye contact*

I'm with you there 0_0

Anyways, I've always wanted a tank full of killer sharks with laser beams attached to their heads placed underneath my evil conference room, where all the chairs, except mine, has a button triggered shute underneath that leads to said tank, handy for when my subordinates become..."obsoliete"

 

[Sassafrass]

OT: Dressing up as Death and knocking on a nursing home window.

Along with buying a Zonda F Roadster and challenging everyone to drag races.

About dressing up as death..you know that was done before right?. It killed three people. [small]you sick bastard[/small]

I agree about the Zonda though. In fact buying a Zonda let alone the F roadster is something that I have always wanted to do.

How was I supposed to know that it was a nursing home?
_>

[sup]There go the cops...[/sup]

Sit naked in a popcorn machine at the movies. The look on their faces would be priceless.

I think it would be like this.

Spoiler

Or this.

Spoiler

 

[Xyphon]

OT: Dressing up as Death and knocking on a nursing home window.

Along with buying a Zonda F Roadster and challenging everyone to drag races.

About dressing up as death..you know that was done before right?. It killed three people. [small]you sick bastard[/small]

I agree about the Zonda though. In fact buying a Zonda let alone the F roadster is something that I have always wanted to do.

How was I supposed to know that it was a nursing home?
_>

[sup]There go the cops...[/sup]

Sit naked in a popcorn machine at the movies. The look on their faces would be priceless.

I think it would be like this.

Spoiler

Or this.

Spoiler

Excuse me, could you help me find my ass? I seem to have laughed it off.

 

[Sassafrass]

OT: Dressing up as Death and knocking on a nursing home window.

Along with buying a Zonda F Roadster and challenging everyone to drag races.

About dressing up as death..you know that was done before right?. It killed three people. [small]you sick bastard[/small]

I agree about the Zonda though. In fact buying a Zonda let alone the F roadster is something that I have always wanted to do.

How was I supposed to know that it was a nursing home?
_>

[sup]There go the cops...[/sup]

Sit naked in a popcorn machine at the movies. The look on their faces would be priceless.

I think it would be like this.

Spoiler

Or this.

Spoiler

Excuse me, could you help me find my ass? I seem to have laughed it off.

It'll be in the popcorn machine, surely?

 

[The_Echo]

I've always really wanted to kill someone, as long as I can remember.

I thought you'd done that already!

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Skydive from a ridiculous height. Always wanted to do that.

 

[Xyphon]

OT: Dressing up as Death and knocking on a nursing home window.

Along with buying a Zonda F Roadster and challenging everyone to drag races.

About dressing up as death..you know that was done before right?. It killed three people. [small]you sick bastard[/small]

I agree about the Zonda though. In fact buying a Zonda let alone the F roadster is something that I have always wanted to do.

How was I supposed to know that it was a nursing home?
_>

[sup]There go the cops...[/sup]

Sit naked in a popcorn machine at the movies. The look on their faces would be priceless.

I think it would be like this.

Spoiler

Or this.

Spoiler

Excuse me, could you help me find my ass? I seem to have laughed it off.

It'll be in the popcorn machine, surely?

...... I think some kid got it when he ordered an XXXL popcorn.

Damn kids. D:<