Things you are sick of hearing

[Blackjack 222]

Little kids in that high pitched whiny voice mic spamming how drunk they are, if anyone wants to get high, they they are gettign a BJ from their mom(heard this 5 fucking times now its weird)
Yo momma jokes
Calling someone your *****
Someone acting like they grew a pair for gettign one kill on someoen who is dominating them into oblivion
Crap medic(not his fault you dodged the shot and it killed him)
People complaining about the team loosing(if no one tried yeah alright but if we got spawn camped from the first second due to speed hackers shut up and quit crying)
WoW VS (every game) debates
MW2 VS BC2 debates
Christianity

Glen fucking Beck(seriously bud shut it)

 

[Slaanax]

The Word ****** of X-box Live, at what point do I want to listen to 13 year kids call people who kill them Niggers. Good thing they have the mute option.

 

[Deofuta]

2. I was speeding down a country road when a police officer pulled me over. He said
"I've been waiting for you all day" so I replied
"I got here as fast as I could" He let me off with a warning (NO!!! HE DIDN'T!!! That never happened stop lying, Steve.)

You kind of lost me here, although all I could think of when I saw the name Steve was HEYOOOOOOOOOOH! Is it the fact someone is acting like they took control of the keyboard?

 

[Dr. wonderful]

How about "...you just lost the game"

SHUT. UP

I could care less about the game, Here a new one: "You just lost your teeth."

Why?

Because my foot managed to found it self in your mouth, that's why.

 

[Blackjack 222]

The Word ****** of X-box Live, at what point do I want to listen to 13 year kids call people who kill them Niggers. Good thing they have the mute option.

Thanks for reminding me.
Little kids calling everyone niggers/nazis

 

[Dr. wonderful]

The Word ****** of X-box Live, at what point do I want to listen to 13 year kids call people who kill them Niggers. Good thing they have the mute option.

Yup, because the only way a 13 year could feel like a grown-up.

Oh, wait.

The only way a 13 year old feels like an ASSHOLE.

D:<

 

[Valksy]

Every time "fag" is spouted by some squeaking dickless little 13 year old. I really could choke the life out of them.

Every time "gay" is used as a synonym for bad/unwanted/broken/undesirable. Yes I am well aware that language evolves, and this may evolve over time. But the opinion of a small demographic (sayyyy....average gamer/high school age) when compared to the rest of the english speaking world means that it hasn't evolved yet and it may not. So yes, cuntface, I take it fucking personally.

 

[Wardnath]

How about "...you just lost the game"

SHUT. UP

You just lost the game.

heheheheheheh.....

 

[snow]

"The Wii is the best console"
I'm sure I'll think of over 9000 of these as soon as I post but for now I'll go with "god works in mysterious ways"

"It's over 9000!!!"

No.. No it's not... 2+2= 4 damnit!

But I may be disgruntled because I never got a chance to use the 9000 pun.

"Games turn people into mindless zombies..." Really? Because the last time I checked, you were a Nascar Fan! Please tell me how much brain power is involved in watching cars make left turns all day?! Please! I really want to fucking know!(This goes out to a specific Nascar fan, not all of them.)

The Word ****** of X-box Live, at what point do I want to listen to 13 year kids call people who kill them Niggers. Good thing they have the mute option.

Ugh... Little kids trying to act cool just annoys the hell out of me. If you have a squeeky voice, the coolest thing you could possibly do is be quiet... And do the dishes.

Around this town, there's a bunch of pre-pubic children walking around with (and bare me) Spiked hair and popped collars, squeeky voices, and brand name clothing that act like they own the place. Ugh... -,-'

 

[Nykal]

Fox news

Rush Limbaugh

Ignorant People(people who say things where they have no idea what there talking about

 

[jeejvebe]

Any kind of vaguebooking.

"Modern Warfare 2 is the worst game ever, grrrr.."

 

[Redweevil]

"Have you got another pair of socks like that" When someones wearing odd socks

"What day is it?" "X-Day, all day"

"You have to be mad to work here"

Ok no one has ever said that to me but theyre still annoying

 

[Kjakings]

"Icanhazcheezeburger" NO. Now fuck off you annoying twats. IT WASN'T FUNNY WHEN IT WAS NEW.

 

[Ham_authority95]

The phrase "Man up" gets to me.

It always came off as arrogant.

Not to mention boneheaded.

OT: Besides the above, I'm tired of people bring up how *insert pop star here* sucks.

Nobody would pay attention to them if you would stop talking about them....

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I'm tired of hearing all of the "Your mom" jokes/retorts.

Indeed.
Also, I'm sick of hearing of how good Twilight, Modern Warfare 2, the Halo series etc are.
And to make people stop talking to me about it, I ususally reply this, very, VERY loud:
"I. DON'T. CARE."
It usually works too.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"If you don't like X you're just close minded/ignorant"

No, I don't like it because it's not very good. Even if they say it about something I like. For example, the band Avenged Sevenfold (which is metal, metal isn't suited around your tastes), I've had to come into arguments that are "A7X ARE NOT METULZ!" against "YOUR CLOSE MINDED FOR NOT LIKING THEM!!!! DON'T DIS IT!!", because, whilst it's ok not to like stuff, you should still be able to appreciate it on some level.

 

[FieryTrainwreck]

and the one that makes my mouth foam:

"Why make something great when good sells better?" You don't sound smart or revolutionary any more, you just sound like you don't understand business.

My most hated line of reasoning: if you complain about something that serves business interests, you're an idiot. We all must worship the almighty fucking dollar and all constructs designed to further its dominance - even at the expense of hobbies founded on raw entertainment value.

The only reason people shouldn't repeat the quoted text? It's depressing. That doesn't mean it isn't 100% true.

 

[crudus]

I guess the word "ironic" and the word "then" out of context. "then" illustrates transition in time while "than" is a comparison word. Don't be a pretentious jerk when you use it wrong and I try to correct you[footnote]not aimed at anyone here but I have gotten into arguments about this[/footnote]! Irony is the opposite of what you would expect. A Nun moving to Nunsville isn't ironic, it is expected. A nun moving to a brothel however, totally is ironic and therefore hilarious.

Another Portal joke. Ever.

YES! People: it was a fun week or two followed by a really annoying and stupid 3 years. Stop. just stop!

"Radiohead did a pay-what-you-want album and that worked fine." So why doesn't every internationally-acclaimed band with dozens of popular singles just do that, then?

"Video games are over priced"

and the one that makes my mouth foam:

"Why make something great when good sells better?" You don't sound smart or revolutionary any more, you just sound like you don't understand business.

All those things make me angry. Especially the one I bolded. It wouldn't be over priced if they didn't spend money on anti-piracy because you stole them in the first place! As for the one I underlined: no it fucking didn't!! The average paid for each album was $2.26 worldwide!

1. I always pick a female game character, because if I have to stare at someones ass for x hours it may as well be a girls.

To be fair I say this every once in a while, but only when I don't feel like explaining in depth the real reason I am always playing a female character. The reason is I just have certain archetypes in my head about various classes. Fighters/barbarians/wizards should be male and rogues/sorceresses should be female. I just don't play the classes I think should be male too often.