Things You Can Do That No-one Else Can

[Noamuth]

I can wriggle my nose?

Though I think that's just from breaking it 3 times.

 

[headshotcatcher]

I can give girls orgasm just by looking in their eyes

Running away screaming =/= (does not equal) orgasm



I can lick my elbow, get reasonable grades without studying at all and erm I can stay awake for long times without it being really noticeable

 

[bombchu]

I d'no so I'm just gonna put a few out in case some are duds:

I... can draw you a happy picture! I can freak out over adorable things and robots! I... can fit into kids clothing even though I'm not a kid! I've fit into a toddler's shirt before... bought it by accident. Didn't know it was for toddlers!

I can also not whistle.

That's slightly creepy. Sorry.

Also, over the last day, I've discovered something else - I can stop thinking completely. I know someone's said they can think without words or not at all, and I think I can do it.

Creepy? Which part is creepy and how exactly? I thought they were all perfectly fine! A little unspecial, but not creepy...

The toddler's bit - although it could have some uses. Have you ever seen 'Little Man'?

No, but I looked it up... lol and I remember why I didn't see it. You saw it? Was it actually any good?

Uh... by the way, some toddler's clothes are made pretty big, especially the shorts to make room for diapers It's probably coming off way worse than it really is lol

 

[Dap0003]

i can speek engrish!