Things You Can't Find On Google (No Matter How Hard You Try)

[Nukey]

An English dub of hellsing ova 7, honestly where is it?!?!

 

[Deadpewl]

Do you have a paper to write?

If so Google has suddenly lost all information connected to the topic.

Agreed. Google has failed me in many a school report.

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

Chuck Norris.


Seriously, try google-ing "Find Chuck Norris" and hit the I'm feeling lucky button.

 

[Comma-Kazie]

True love. And something without a porn made of it.

Good luck with that--there's a not-so-old saying I once heard: If it exists, there is porn of it.

 

[Tomsky]

What ever I need at the time. But it has endless supplies of every distraction know to man kind.

 

[D0WNT0WN]

That emotionless face Yahtzee uses. I cant find it.

 

[tkioz]

Information that isn't 4 god-damn years out of date.

 

[dfcrackhead]

The wife on the George Lopez show naked....I've tried and tried and tried and nothing ever comes up...And the scooby thing is A Pup Named Scooby Doo, I used to watch it all the time

 

[vxicepickxv]

you cant find a supplyer for urnaium 256.

Try getting a license to build a nuclear fission reactor first, it helps a lot.

 

[Actsub]

Anything genuinely useful.

 

[Sneaklemming]

There's a particular toy, I was looking for from my childhood, it was like lego- but with robots/spaceships. I dont know what it was called. So I can't find it on google, I tried one day for four hours. No luck.

 

[Ophiuchus]

Any information on the current whereabouts of a band I used to like. Well, still do like, but haven't heard anything from them in a long time. Their name is two letters (Nu, pronounced more like 'now' because it's Danish) so that doesn't make for a good Google search. Even the name of their album doesn't help despite being pretty unique, all it brings up is pages about the album itself. Their old record label seems to have disappeared too.

So yeah, I just assume they disappeared off the face of the planet.

 

[Ridonculous_Ninja]

Chuck Norris.


Seriously, try google-ing "Find Chuck Norris" and hit the I'm feeling lucky button.

It's rather sad though that that's actually a site and not the google search itself.

I did that wrong and just typed in Chuck Norris awhile back when I wanted to see how that worked and Chuck Norris + the I'm Feeling Lucky button gives you an actual Chuck Norris page.

Way less humorous.

 

[Death2Nite]

What I can't find on Google:What happened to the "HappyLand" web comic.
It was getting rave reviews from even CNN then suddenly it is gone. I search every other week yet get no results.
I only saved one comic from it, and it is in print out form at that, otherwise I'd have no proof that it ever existed.
If only I weren't so new to the internet when it happened, I wouldn't have thought that it would always be there or backed up on other websites!

http://happyland.comicgenesis.com/d/20040704.html
Is this it?

 

[Emphraim]

A reasonably priced, local supplier of mecha model kits. I don't want to spend hundreds importing the things.

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Sheet music can be hard to find using Google, which is a shame as I'd really like to know how those songs go...

This.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

A short cartoon I saw when I was young

there was an evil snowman who waged a war on santa clause and ended up imprisoning him.

there were also igloos that walked around like those ATAT walkers from starwars.

also videos of the "Long ago and far away" series that was on public television many years back.

 

[Kraj]

Bleak Decembers music damned difficult to find. "Now known as Winds of Plague"
I have searched up and down everywhere, can't find it anywhere. Kind of frustrating.

 

[Alex the Pally]

Information on various military aircraft that isn't either a) out of date, b) propaganda, or c) blatant lies.

I'm looking at YOU, Perspektivnyi Aviatsionnyi Kompleks Frontovoi Aviatsy!

A reasonably priced, local supplier of mecha model kits. I don't want to spend hundreds importing the things.

Agreed.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

Subbed versions of Voltron or pretty much any other anime that was changed for America.