Things You Can't Find On Google (No Matter How Hard You Try)

[manaman]

Do you have a paper to write?

If so Google has suddenly lost all information connected to the topic.

That is because google is really a sentient and malicious entity born of the internet. Google actually knows everything there is to know in the universe, it only shares a tiny fraction it feels humanity is ready for.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

Asian man on black woman porn. Shit is harder to find than beastiality and cp.

I'd post the appropriate demotivational image too, but yeah... I'd like not to get suspended again.

Also, I have no idea where your Scooby midgets are.

Really? I'v seen plenty of that. and beastiality is easy. just turn safesearch off and go to images.

 

[Aloran]

Finding useful drum notation for popular songs, It's practically impossible :/

 

[Datalord]

6 sources that i could potentially quote for my persuasive essay that support my position "High school is the worst of the American experience"

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

A picture of an Omochao gun.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I cannot find the lyrics to the song Runaround by Arlo.

 

[Roxas1359]

Episodes of the show Time Squad are extremely hard for me to find.

 

[the1ultimate]

I really wish I could find some sheet music for Sofies verden, or a long sample of the song.

The closest I've found is <a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2uhwyZEh3c>someone playing it on Youtube.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Asian man on black woman porn. Shit is harder to find than beastiality and cp.

I'd post the appropriate demotivational image too, but yeah... I'd like not to get suspended again.

Also, I have no idea where your Scooby midgets are.

Really? I'v seen plenty of that. and beastiality is easy. just turn safesearch off and go to images.

Really? Asian man on black woman? 'Gratz to you then.

Also, you're right. Beastiality is sadly easy to find.

 

[Fuzzman]

What's this, my homework needs to be about X? Guess what: Google just lost track of anything even remotely related to subject X.
...and also some random awesome background pics that I lost when my first computer died.

 

[GBlair88]

The ability to make Twilight cool.

How about this? http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j63/mentalwheaties/twilight.jpg

OT: Actually I can't really think of anything other than songs I haven't heard in years and suddenly remember about. Been having trouble trying to get some spray paint, but that's less the fault of google and more the fact nobody has it in stock.

 

[Sheaphard117]

a proper reson to why Michle Bay is still allowed to make movies!

Every time he turns a plot into a series of explosions, a little bit of me dies inside X(.

 

[Sheaphard117]

He is killing me!

 

[Kenni-chan]

As my friend pointed out Pinhead going down on a (L4D)Witch