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SilentCom

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Reaper195 said:
Child-proof scissors. And CHRIST did it hurt...
Lol, not very child proof are they?

OT: Grass. Not only did it hurt like a paper cut, but it stung like crazy because it was a grass cut... Something in the grass makes your wounds hurt more.
 

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Reaper195 said:
Child-proof scissors. And CHRIST did it hurt...
This twice... erm I split my thumb by catching a tennis ball it bled for a while as well. Also a Cola bottle I was trying to open.
 

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Jackhammers.

It's a long story. Steeltoed boots are not eating implements, I can now say with both confidence and experience.
 

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Here's a tip to everyone: don't stick your tongue inside a can having just snapped the ring pull off.

Also, on a vaguely related[footnote]The common theme is 'stupid shit that I've hurt myself doing'[/footnote] note, don't try and attach blu-tack to your eyeball. Because you will lose eyelashes. And it will hurt more than you think it does.

SilentCom said:
Reaper195 said:
Child-proof scissors. And CHRIST did it hurt...
Lol, not very child proof are they?
I guess it would be fairer to say that children are not scissor-proof.
 

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thaluikhain said:
Certain lollies can be sucked thin enough to cut.
I'v done that. Curse my love of sucking!

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A car muffler. I dropped it and tried to catch it. I have a huge scar on my left index finger from it.
Your avatar is painfully adorable! ^^

Cheesus333 said:
Here's a tip to everyone: don't stick your tongue inside a can having just snapped the ring pull off.

Also, on a vaguely related[footnote]The common theme is 'stupid shit that I've hurt myself doing'[/footnote] note, don't try and attach blu-tack to your eyeball. Because you will lose eyelashes. And it will hurt more than you think it does.

SilentCom said:
Reaper195 said:
Child-proof scissors. And CHRIST did it hurt...
Lol, not very child proof are they?
I guess it would be fairer to say that children are not scissor-proof.
Ever stuck blu-tack lower? Yeah. THAT hurts.
 

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Shio said:
Cheesus333 said:
don't try and attach blu-tack to your eyeball. Because you will lose eyelashes. And it will hurt more than you think it does.
Ever stuck blu-tack lower? Yeah. THAT hurts.
Not blu-tack, no, but that does remind me of an uncomfortable incident with some sticky black goo...

I won't go into detail, but there was a lot of wincing >.>
 

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Cheesus333 said:
Shio said:
Cheesus333 said:
don't try and attach blu-tack to your eyeball. Because you will lose eyelashes. And it will hurt more than you think it does.
Ever stuck blu-tack lower? Yeah. THAT hurts.
Not blu-tack, no, but that does remind me of an uncomfortable incident with some sticky black goo...

I won't go into detail, but there was a lot of wincing >.>
Black goo... Interesting... XD

By the way, we have the same name. *highfive*
 

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Shio said:
Cheesus333 said:
Not blu-tack, no, but that does remind me of an uncomfortable incident with some sticky black goo...

I won't go into detail, but there was a lot of wincing >.>
Black goo... Interesting... XD

By the way, we have the same name. *highfive*
Yeah, it's one of those putty things where it melts into a gooey puddle but then you squeeze it and its bouncy. Magic sludge goo, basically.

Also: Woo! *high-5'd*
 

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Cheesus333 said:
Shio said:
Cheesus333 said:
Not blu-tack, no, but that does remind me of an uncomfortable incident with some sticky black goo...

I won't go into detail, but there was a lot of wincing >.>
Black goo... Interesting... XD

By the way, we have the same name. *highfive*
Yeah, it's one of those putty things where it melts into a gooey puddle but then you squeeze it and its bouncy. Magic sludge goo, basically.

Also: Woo! *high-5'd*
Omg, I got Tricky Putty stuck in my hair once! Worst trip to the toy store ever.
 

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I was ordering packages for my siblings birthday and about the third package in I ended up cutting my thumb with cardboard...yep. Cardboard.
 

Cheesus333

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Shio said:
Cheesus333 said:
Yeah, it's one of those putty things where it melts into a gooey puddle but then you squeeze it and its bouncy. Magic sludge goo, basically.

Also: Woo! *high-5'd*
Omg, I got Tricky Putty stuck in my hair once! Worst trip to the toy store ever.
Yeah, goo in any form just does not like hair :p

Or rather, it loves it and that's why it clings on so damn hard.
 

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My right index finger has an array of small cuts on it and I have no clue where they came from. They seriously just appeared and haven't gone away.

My 2 most memorable cuts were by something you'd expect to do cutting but I wasn't expecting them to cut me at the time. While sharpening my katana I nicked me finger with the blade. Didn't hurt hardly so I didn't think much of it. Looked at my hand a few seconds later and there was a quite lot of blood. The thing bled for at least a half hour.
2nd time was with a friend's machete. I stabbed it into a tree and my hand slipped off the handguard and I cut myself a bit. I told him it wasn't sharp enough.
 

Treaos Serrare

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retail shelving, cardboard, plastic packaging, glas, non broken metal, broken metal, wire, razors, knives... i get cut by alot of stuff on a regular basis it seems
 

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My own stubble.

I never imagined I could have such a badass beard.