I have a process for eating nerds (you know, the candy.) I start by emptying the container into a small sandwich bag which I place to the right of my keyboard. I then pick out any unusually large nerds that I can see, about 3-6 at a time, and place them on a small plate to the left of my keyboard. I eat the nerds one at a time, largest to smallest, until they are gone and repeat the process until there are no more unusually large nerds. I then pick out 10 or so normal size nerds and eat those from largest to smallest, repeating the process until there are no more normal sized nerds and only the really tiny ones left. I then eat all the remaining nerds in one go. This process takes about 4 hours for a large nerd box. I also only ever eat nerds while at my computer.
Edit: Oh, I thought of another one. When I sneeze my forearms hurt. Sometimes only slightly, sometimes so bad I have to stop whatever I am doing for a few seconds while I recover. But that is rare. Usually it just aches a bit for a second.