Things you know how to do that you could never actually do?

[El Taco the Rogue]

I know how to smoke, or take drugs but I never will.
Nor will I ever Successfully pull off a force-jump.
Oh, and Ill never use my hadoukening skills

 

[Trivun]

Torture people like Trivun

I'll add some more later.

I'd like to see you try My assassin's have been alerted to your existence. All I can say is... beware...

 

[sooperman]

I know how to, under the right conditions, rob Fort Knox.
Also, survive a fall off of Niagra Falls in a barrel.

 

[JC175]

I know how to be the most badass, buff, ladies man in the world. I'd be like James Bond, except my women don't die after I sleep with them, and I have several at once.

...except I don't, because I'd like to make sure everyone has the opportunity for a fair go. Ahem.

 

[Ben Jamin]

I know i could beat up 5 year olds. But i won't unless provoked.

 

[Glerken]

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I'm rather competent.
Where do I sign up?

 

[zoozilla]

I know how to pull a trigger, but I could never do it (with a real gun).

I also know how to play various songs on the guitar, but my fingers don't agree.

 

[cthulhu257]

I know how to kill people, using anything I have on hand. Not MacGyver-esque, where I use random stuff to make tools and whatnot, but by simply knowing where to stab/slice/bludgeon someone with it.

 

[Booze Zombie]

I know how to blow up buildings, but now how to make explosives or how to make any valid reasons for blowing up a building.

 

[excessum ado]

This is something I have considered but think I could pull off but wont. Find a wealthy millionare and wait across the street from their house when they go to work. I would wait there until they came home and just as he/she was unlocking the front door to go inside I would come up behind them and smash their kneecap in with a hammer. I would wait until they went into shock then drag them inside and then tie them up. Once they awoke I would torture them until they gave me their bank details after which I would murder them. I would go to the nearest bank as soon as possible to withdraw all of this persons savings before finally getting on the next plane out of the country. Following that I would hopefully never have to work again

 

[UsefulPlayer 1]

I don't really know much of anything...

 

[AkJay]

Make Napalm/Mustard Gas/Plastic Explosives....

 

[Cliff_m85]

I learnt how to cause someone intense, imobilising pain by placing pressure on a particular point in the body (lol it's not kicking someone in the junk either), but outside a life or death situation, I'd never use it.

Vulcan Nerve Pinch?

 

[Cliff_m85]

I know how to kill people, using anything I have on hand. Not MacGyver-esque, where I use random stuff to make tools and whatnot, but by simply knowing where to stab/slice/bludgeon someone with it.

How about a bagette?

 

[Gizmo]

I really don't understand how but i can walk up to people and say hi and they just go where did u come from and such. So i guess i'd be a good ninja. XD

 

[Zeramo]

I know how to play Stealth Games in theory, but my twitching adrenalin fueled body always tells me to get the nearest BFG 3000 and go on a killing spree

 

[lykopis783]

I know how to replace the catalytic converter in a 2001 Oldsmobile Intrigue.... Don't know if I'll ever need that skill again...

I also know how to frame and wall basically an entire house. Thanks to my Dad using lovely little me as his personal day laborer in all our home remodeling. Seriously... I can remodel an entire bathroom from the studs up, I've done it twice now. Not that I will EVER choose to do these things ever again. I've done enough home construction in my life that any house I buy is going to have to be move in ready.

 

[Mykonos]

I know how to divide by zero. But every time I try I-
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OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

 

[Sable Gear]

Climbing ropes, seriously. I know how, but can I? Ask my noodle-arms.

I know the secret to flight as well (Hurl yourself at the ground and miss), but it's harder to implement than it sounds.

 

[cthulhu257]

I know how to kill people, using anything I have on hand. Not MacGyver-esque, where I use random stuff to make tools and whatnot, but by simply knowing where to stab/slice/bludgeon someone with it.

How about a bagette?

I would drop it and jab them in the throat with my hand. How on earth could I kill someone with a bagette?