Things you like to say but really shouldn't

[biggles1]

(when an asian boy in my class is late again)
"He's been deported again miss! immigration found him again"

or, to my black friend:
"hey, rich white guy!"

(he calls me poor asian guy )

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

SHITSHITSHIT

Because I forgot to save my paper I spent last night and this morning working on.

 

[Sleekgiant]

Meme's in real life, people look at you funny when you cut off mid sentence after saying Candlejack....OH SHI-

 

[dmase]

dude..... its so outdated i can't help it tho

See ya later dude
whats up dude
DUDE!!!

 

[x0ny]

I'm not falling for this trap to try and get me suspended. ^^v

 

[Karlaxx]

It's a little ditty I like to sing, just to prove that cursing phases me not. Goes something like a long string of "fucks" followed by one "fuckity", then two more "fucks", then a "fuckamaroo."

I'm so mature.

 

[rokkolpo]

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly,peanut butter jelly.

hehe. Lifted my day. now I have the will to do homework..

Thx.

you saying that lifted my day.

good thing i still have 7 minutes till midnight.

 

[Quaxar]

Meme's in real life, people look at you funny when you cut off mid sentence after saying Candlejack....OH SHI-

That's because you forgot to throw the smoke bomb and run away!

I feel with you, memeing (or... whatever you call it) is often missunderstood. Not to mention I'm currently living in a non-english country, thereby most jokes are ruined anyway because it just doesn't work in another language.

 

[Tuddle]

Is it...

(pause)

Snow-in?

I love annoying my cousin by saying that over and over again in a weird voice.

 

[jubosu]

Awww shit son
Having said it several million times gets annoying to others
me referring to everyone as son is kind of weird i guess

 

[DoctorWhat]

dude..... its so outdated i can't help it tho

See ya later dude
whats up dude
DUDE!!!

Spoiler: Dude!

I see your point XD

 

[zenoaugustus]

One of my catch phrases that I say (but I like saying and I definitely SHOULD say this) is this:

Some threatens me in some fashion or says they shall do something "hardcore."
I respond with, "DO IT!! YOU WON'T!"

 

[Aerodynamic]

"You fucking idiots!"

"I hate you guys"

"why me?"

"Thats a stupid fucking idea"

"Good Job"

 

[elcamino41383]

When people say things like "You know what would be great?" and then I say "If you'd shut the hell/fuck up? That'd be awesome." I've said it to my mom before...usually gets her pretty mad because she can't take a joke (well...when I actually mean it as one...)

 

[teisjm]

"Thats what she said" jokes when my girlfriend is around, she rarely sees the humor in them.

 

[Cuacuani]

I know a rather tasteless joke, the punchline of which involves the liquid nature of menstrual blood. Although sober it's not worth more than a bit of a naughty chuckle at how disgusting it is, when I am drunk it becomes the funniest joke ever and must be shared with everyone. Especially women, because women find a good sense of humour attractive, right?

 

[elcamino41383]

It's a little ditty I like to sing, just to prove that cursing phases me not. Goes something like a long string of "fucks" followed by one "fuckity", then two more "fucks", then a "fuckamaroo."

I'm so mature.

haha, South Park...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEhfydhSXBg

 

[Flukey]

I've gone through many phases of different catchphrases, all of which annoyed my family and friends no end...

My current favourite though, is saying 'shut up woman, get on my horse!' to my girlfriend, just randomly whenever I feel like it. She knows where it's from and knows I don't mean it, but it pisses her off badly. I must admit I enjoy the unimpressed look she gives me when I say it though.

For those of you who don't know where it's from, google 'Amazing Horse'... I can't remember rules on linking and such, but it's a bit NSFW, so I'm hoping this abides by the rules