Things you like to say but really shouldn't

[axle 19]

Avatar says it all. Also way too much sarcasm regardless of the situation.

 

[Metal Brother]

"I'd call you a ****, but you lack both the warmth and the depth."

 

[latenightapplepie]

I make rape jokes sometimes. I only do it around these few friends who also make them and who got me started. But I still really shouldn't.

 

[Helmet]

My friends have gotten in the habit of going "OOOOOOOHH, now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. You have fucked up now." Also calling each other "fat piece of shit" even though none of us are fat.

It's really dumb and it's from a sketch comedy show, and if you don't get the reference it's not that funny. But dear god we find it hi-larious.

What?
What?
What?
What? Hey!
-What?
WHAT?

Listen to your woman, John!

 

[quiet_samurai]

Pretty much the only people I won't say what ever I want in front of, are small children and old people. Anyone else who's not in that category... well I don't have whatever it is that most people do, that filters the thoughts going from brain to mouth.

 

[Meggiepants]

Good shit Maynard. I try not to say it, but it just eeks it's way out of my mouth more often than I'd like.

 

[Arkvoodle]

The "Psyche-Hitler."

 

[MattZero]

When someone compliments me I have the habit of saying:
"That's right, I'm the next best thing to your personal lord and savior."

 

[huckleberryhound]

I've actually got quite a few of these. They can be anything really, from stupid catch-phraises to just weird things that you say from time to time that make you look like an utter idiot.

one of mine is "Time to get my fried Asian ass outta here" when ever I leave a room.

"I was sweating like a paedophile in a playground" Is one of my faves.

 

[Deadpewl]

I tend to say very unsympathetic things when people need sympathy. Also lots of black people jokes. But Im black so that makes that okay...right?

 

[SmartIdiot]

Hmm. I very occasionally speak in lolcat to annoy a particular friend of mine.

Don't worry folks, I have since given him permission to punch me in the face if I do it again. Somethings are best left on t'intarwebz.

 

[Thamous]

Fo shizzle.
Never a good thing for a white guy to say.

 

[AgentNein]

My friends have gotten in the habit of going "OOOOOOOHH, now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. Now you fucked up. You have fucked up now." Also calling each other "fat piece of shit" even though none of us are fat.

It's really dumb and it's from a sketch comedy show, and if you don't get the reference it's not that funny. But dear god we find it hi-larious.

What?
What?
What?
What? Hey!
-What?
WHAT?

Listen to your woman, John!

Calm down just calm down. Calm down just calm down! Hey! Acting! Ahhhh, god I'm such a dork.

 

[sam_savage1393]

"Holy Motherfucking Jesus Christ!!!"

 

[mip0]

Sometimes I'll say a racist or anti-feminist joke. I never mean it but I think they're funny for some reason.

 

[Trifixion]

Hmmm...dumb catch-phrases of mine?

(when finding a glaringly obvious problem, such as a person's monitor isn't working because they accidentally knocked the power plug out of the wall socket) "Well, THERE'S your problem!"

(after solving a problem) "And so, having re-RE-disposed of the dragon..."

(when utterly stymied by a given situation) "So...Manos. (Pause) The Hands of Fate."

(probably more frequently than I should) "Sorry, that's a PEBKAC issue, can't fix it."