What a bunch of assholes. Maybe you should offer them your piss, but explain that if they're wrong, they have to take a bucket of piss to the face. Since you know better, they'd be in for a faceful for that one, or they'll shut up.Saulkar said:
Things you never answer. Ever.
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I don't know, since I haven't smelled them. But if you're prepared to travel to where I live I'd be happy to solve your conundrum!Supahewok said:
I would, but it's a bad time of year for me to travel. Tell you what though, I'll pencil you in for Tuesday at 10, head to 38.8977? N, 77.0365? W, and ask for the Club President, and we'll get it all sorted out from there. Sound good, bud?Gray-Philosophy said:
That's easy.
"What is your name?"
"What is your quest?"
"What is your favorite color?"
Maybe I'll concede if I really have to cross a bridge.
Also,
"Would you like to take a moment to talk about our lord and savior?"
"What is your name?"
"What is your quest?"
"What is your favorite color?"
Maybe I'll concede if I really have to cross a bridge.
Also,
"Would you like to take a moment to talk about our lord and savior?"
Be honest with me. George W. Bush: Great president, or greatest president?Gray-Philosophy said:
Not to mention, "Why are you here?"Hawki said:
Tick and Tock, but closer to Tick? Or Tock? I cannot say.
OT: I can't really think of a question that I wouldn't answer to be honest. I mean, I'm sitting here, thinking of some of the most intimate/embarrassing/awkward/illegal things I've done, and I've mentioned them to someone at some point or other. I mean some I haven't shared simply because A: Nobody's asked, or B: They didn't come up in context of a conversation.
I don't really have any "off limits" subjects when it comes to me that I can think of, sitting here, thinking about your question. So...yeah, I guess nothing. Ask whatever and I'll probably answer it.
I don't think I have anything I won't respond to, but that probably stems at least in part from a lack of rude/awkward/unpleasant questions, due to a combination of looking like the results of a romantic rendezvous between a drunken hobo and a gorilla and being willing and able to stand and argue the finer points of pretty much anything with pretty much anyone on a moment's notice. Those who know me know I'll not let them off without a lecture; those who don't tend to think I might eat them. Either way, I make out all right.
I think the closest I come is on a matter of fashion. As someone who doesn't make a habit of riding bicycles, motorcycles, or horses, I have little real reason to count pants as a necessity. Thermal diffusion and Chicago weather being what they are, I will from time to time don a kilt and go about my day wearing that. This provokes a LOT of comments and questions. The vast majority of them are quite positive, but occasionally you get someone who's spent too much time listening to bawdy jokes and not enough time telling them, who'll ask you what you're wearing underneath it.
My typical response depends on their perceived intention. Those who're drunk, or trying to flirt, or just innocently unaware of the impropriety, I respond to with "Right back at you", responding to their confused looks (and they always get confused, every single time) with "What're you wearing beneath your clothes?". They'll either mumble confusedly or stammer out something, and I'll cut them off with some variant of "Now that we've got the rudeness out of the way..." and either walk away or change the subject.
Those who have less benign motivations I have a simpler strategy for. I stare them straight in the eye, unblinking, and deadpan "How badly do you want to know?". The delivery is key, here: I know it wouldn't work at all without the unbroken eye contact and emotionless tone, it'd sound like I was flirting. But I guess I do it just right; most will mumble an apology and back down, but I've had people turn and run away.
I think the closest I come is on a matter of fashion. As someone who doesn't make a habit of riding bicycles, motorcycles, or horses, I have little real reason to count pants as a necessity. Thermal diffusion and Chicago weather being what they are, I will from time to time don a kilt and go about my day wearing that. This provokes a LOT of comments and questions. The vast majority of them are quite positive, but occasionally you get someone who's spent too much time listening to bawdy jokes and not enough time telling them, who'll ask you what you're wearing underneath it.
My typical response depends on their perceived intention. Those who're drunk, or trying to flirt, or just innocently unaware of the impropriety, I respond to with "Right back at you", responding to their confused looks (and they always get confused, every single time) with "What're you wearing beneath your clothes?". They'll either mumble confusedly or stammer out something, and I'll cut them off with some variant of "Now that we've got the rudeness out of the way..." and either walk away or change the subject.
Those who have less benign motivations I have a simpler strategy for. I stare them straight in the eye, unblinking, and deadpan "How badly do you want to know?". The delivery is key, here: I know it wouldn't work at all without the unbroken eye contact and emotionless tone, it'd sound like I was flirting. But I guess I do it just right; most will mumble an apology and back down, but I've had people turn and run away.
Okay then- who do you serve, and who do you trust?Happyninja42 said:
Not really anything I won't answer. Especially because if it's something I don't want to talk about, it's fun figuring out a way to be vague and completely accurate without actually giving an answer to the question.
I wanted to give something, but I honestly cannot. Im sure there is something, but I cannot think of any specific question I will universally refuse to answer.
Plenty of questions I dont like, or dont like answering, but I usually have an answer, even if they dont like it.
"How are you?" (They dont really care)
"Are you a boy or girl?" (Mostly by random people online. Its a fair question really, I just dont want to explain to someone who might not understand)
"Where do you want to eat?" (More when with family. Im a picky eater and they know it, and know where I want to eat because its the same thing every time)
I suppose when people ask me when I will get a job, I dont like answering, because its annoying, and it shows that they (family) dont understand my issues and why I am so reluctant. They just think I am lazy, not that I have crippling anxiety issues.
Really it mostly comes down to questions that show a lack of caring, or tedious questions. Otherwise I encourage questions, as long as they are polite and well-intended. I dont think its wrong to want to understand each other or even the world better.
Plenty of questions I dont like, or dont like answering, but I usually have an answer, even if they dont like it.
"How are you?" (They dont really care)
"Are you a boy or girl?" (Mostly by random people online. Its a fair question really, I just dont want to explain to someone who might not understand)
"Where do you want to eat?" (More when with family. Im a picky eater and they know it, and know where I want to eat because its the same thing every time)
I suppose when people ask me when I will get a job, I dont like answering, because its annoying, and it shows that they (family) dont understand my issues and why I am so reluctant. They just think I am lazy, not that I have crippling anxiety issues.
Really it mostly comes down to questions that show a lack of caring, or tedious questions. Otherwise I encourage questions, as long as they are polite and well-intended. I dont think its wrong to want to understand each other or even the world better.
Had to look that one up, I didn't really watch Crusade. xDRecusant said:
But to answer:
I serve noone, other than those I wish to help on a case by case basis.
I trust those who have been proven to be trustworthy, and even then I allow for future deception.
Pretty much any cold callers when it come to my mobile phone like PPI or some insurance I don't need.
I don't answer the phone if it's not a local call (has an area call) or a number I dom't know. During or after the called, I look up the number only to find out most of the time it's a cold caller.
I don't answer the phone if it's not a local call (has an area call) or a number I dom't know. During or after the called, I look up the number only to find out most of the time it's a cold caller.
Why stop at president? Single greatest human to have graced this universe with his presence.sageoftruth said:
There's not really anything I won't answer (that I am aware of) but there is one question I hate.
"Why don't you drink alcohol?"
Why can people not just get that I don't like the stuff? I don't like the taste of the stuff I have tried. I don't like its effects it could have on me. I don't like the effects it has on other people. I just don't like alcohol and there are plenty of other options for me to drink.
"Why don't you drink alcohol?"
Why can people not just get that I don't like the stuff? I don't like the taste of the stuff I have tried. I don't like its effects it could have on me. I don't like the effects it has on other people. I just don't like alcohol and there are plenty of other options for me to drink.
No one has ever asked me that and i have had very long hair for one or two decadesEvil Moo said:
