Things you never thought you'd say you did.

[neonsword13-ops]

I watched Ponies...

and I bought a uhh, "dick cup" for everyday life. Women can be a pain in the nuts, sometimes.

 

[Pegghead]

okey dokey... why would you think of masturbation as weird? I LOVE MASTURBATING!! everyone I know does it and frankly the way I see it; it's weird if you're a teenager and you're not jerkin' the gherkin, if you know what I mean...

Really? I always thought it was the kind of thing bros weren't suppose to talk about, I almost wanted to vomit the first (and funnily enough only time) a guy I knew talked about his masturbation. Then again, the first thing a good friend of mine ever said to me was "I'm a chronic masturbator" and that friend's been sporting a hickey this week so perhaps I've got things all wrong.

On Topic: Never thought I'd read out Mass at St Peters...that was pretty surreal.

 

[Dranae]

I learned how to use a Swedish increment borer and a cross cut saw, both of which I will never use in my entire life.

Summer well spent.

 

[Delsana]

Well I got naked with some guys and I WANTED to do it.

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Why? Well it wasn't for homosexual reasons... it was for camaraderie and it was something that after hearing about the antics that went on with a person I talked to... I just had to do because it was a camaraderie that I never experienced as I never really experienced any of it.

It happened two or three times and it was harder to do than I thought but it went well, sadly hasn't happened sense.

Also water-tubed publicly naked with a few friends... that was something I'd never do.
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I also tried, had, and eventually became more applicable to having cigars with friends, which I assure you is something that was ENTIRELY against my entire being and code of what is right... one of these times happened YOU GUESSED IT while I was naked around a campfire with several guys.

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Oh, and I drank... which was so far outside my realm that I am still baffled, and I now have clocked over 80 Woodchuck Ciders and tried numerous other things and have a passion for Dessert Wines.

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What else?

I spent 400 dollars (not too much money I know) on a person I knew only for a year or so, who'd hurt me innumerable in contrast to the times they helped me innumerable (much less frequently) and gave them a great birthday dinner and day all for them... and would have done more but was pushed from it.

And this after I was hurt by the person literally.

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I am amazed at the things I do... oh I curse now, occasionally, and act angry, and am no longer "the nicest person you've ever met", because of what has happened to me, not what was listed above, but some other things.

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Oh and I masturbated... unintentionally of course, but for the first time I did... gosh that was shocking to me as I never did it in my entire life and intentionally never plan to as I need no lustful desires.

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What else...

Oh so many things but as trivial as they seem they are things I could never fathom me doing.

okey dokey... why would you think of masturbation as weird? I LOVE MASTURBATING!! everyone I know does it and frankly the way I see it; it's weird if you're a teenager and you're not jerkin' the gherkin, if you know what I mean...

Far beyond a teenager in terms of my age... and no it's not as "unusual" to not do it, it may be quite common but it's not unusual not to.

Either religious counter or just lack of lust or need to pleasure oneself that way.

 

[Tsuki Akechi]

I started liking the PC more than the xbox. For a while I was xbox exclusive then TF2 went free. It's been nothing but PC gaming since then.

 

[Yokai]

I started liking the PC more than the xbox. For a while I was xbox exclusive then TF2 went free. It's been nothing but PC gaming since then.

It's entirely possible you will never regret that decision. Welcome to the club.

 

[Ice Car]

That I got could get a triple kill with one shot from the China Lake in Black Ops. Sound unamazing? I fired it randomly and got a car kill, impact kill, and normal kill with it with that one shot. I don't know how the hell it happened because it was in Combat Training, so I couldn't follow the grenade's path.

Also killing Mad Mel (Borderlands) with a melee attack.

 

[aPod]

After Bachmann won the straw poll and had a bunch of buzz I said i was going to vote Obama in 2012.

The scary part is if Bachmann wins the primary, i will.

 

[emeraldrafael]

For a while i never thought I'd be able to say I stopped a robbery, let alone an armed and dangerous robbery, but I did a few years ago.

walked in while the guy was running out, saw him and braced myself for the impact while holding the door, he hit me and fell back, thre other guys tackled him and told me what happened and i wound up the hero of the whole thing.

 

[Ham_authority95]

I drank alcohol and got inebriated. For a while I wanted to be that guy that could have fun among drunk people without being drunk myself, but apparently I'm too anxious and inhibited. Oh well, at least I didn't have a hangover or do anything that I really regretted(besides being a cranky asshole just before everyone left).

This happened in Denmark where there isn't a drinking age, and I won't be going back to for several months, so I guess it doesn't matter.

 

[loc978]

Tell an 18-year-old me that he would be joining the Army, getting in shape and fighting in a war... and he'd have laughed. Yet I did those things.

 

[SSoSFAGTiaCaGwaP]

I watched Ponies...

^^This
After all I'd heard about the show, I thought the people who watched it were creeps. But turns out it's okay. Wow, I must be the first female brony. What do you call that... sisny?

 

[Cheesus333]

Had a fleeting 'encounter' with my friend's ex whilst on holiday. Honestly never saw it coming.

Other than that, I never thought I'd be able to say that I'm a black belt. Or that my lowest grade at GCSE was an A. Feeling pretty damn proud of myself right now.

 

[tombman888]

Watching all episodes of My little pony... about 3 times...

 

[Aethren]

Got drunk and smoked questionable herbs at the same time. It's such a weird feeling to feel like gravity is pulling at your side instead of below like normal. In fact, this summer was the first time I ever tried smoking anything, much less that.

 

[Sarcastic_Applause]

Tell an 18-year-old me that he would be joining the Army, getting in shape and fighting in a war... and he'd have laughed. Yet I did those things.

pretty much that with me, but im still in the selection process