things you should know, but don't

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ObliviousGenius

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How to ride a bicycle, how to whistle (that one I can attribute to learning the flute before trying to whistle; the embouchure messed that right up), and how to say stethoscope out loud properly (I always say stethsocope.)
 

BlueberryMUNCH

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The French Revolution and Women in Ancient Athens and Rome.

Got 2 A Level exams on Tuesday and I know naff all.
*sigh*.
 

Neonbob

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How to interact with random people, fill out tax forms, get and hold down a job, motivate myself, set goals, fix pretty much anything, and a great many other things that I don't feel like listing off.
I have a lot of catching up to do.
 

konor77

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i suck at tieing knots, i couldn't tie my laces til i was 16....
i have a massive vocabulary and read a ton but my spelling sucks...
i can't play any instrument and don't think i'll ever be able to even though i love music.
i can't whistle...
i think those are the main ones.
 

Kolby Jack

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I can't roll my "R"s (more than once) so it's never fun for me when people start breaking out in them for no reason then force me to try and do it despite my insistence that I've already tried a thousand times unsuccessfully. Assholes.

As for things I should know... if I don't know something I should know, I usually don't know it, so only when I do finally know something I did not know but should have known would I know that I should have known it. Know what I'm saying?
 

artanis_neravar

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major28 said:
My friend Ryan didn?t know that the stripes on the American flag represent the 13 original colonies (we live in the U.S. so kind of big not to know that)
It's ok Donald Trump doesn't know that either....no wait that's not ok

OT: um....I suppose I'm not a great cook, as in if there aren't directions on the box I can't cook it
 

Aetera

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I have no idea how to blow smoke rings. I really want to learn, but I can never do it.

I also can't swim. I live in Maryland. I've been to the bay a million times. I still can't swim. I can't even float.

Oh, I also still don't know how to drive. I'm 23.
 

KingofallCosmos

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I'm confused. How do I know the things I don't?

Alright, I'll just list the things I do know:

- I have a bunny
- PSN is still out
- ...
No, that's it.
 

kasperbbs

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I have no idea how to use the washing machine, everything on it is written in German, wtf?!

I can only cook basic meals, i have never tried to do anything beyond putting food on the frying pan and turning up the heat, well i can make pancakes and boil eggs so..

I can`t write or speak English properly, how i managed to get 94% on my English exam is a mystery to me.

I don`t know my own phone number and i had it for years.
 

McMullen

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Anything having to do with finances and taxes confuses the hell out of me.

I understand a lot of physics that escapes most people, including some of the implications of quantum mechanics, but somehow (and this really frustrates me) electricity and magnetism still may as well be magic.

I don't know how a firewall works, the significance of an IP address, or what the hell a proxy server is. My attempts to correct this have mostly failed by becoming fizzled wikiwalks in an attempt to learn more elementary concepts.

And Blender. I could solve nearly every problem I have in my work if I could just master Blender, but it's been difficult to get far with it for some reason.
 

Trivun

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I should know how to do DIY, but I don't. I say this because my dad is a big DIY guy, he's worked in the building industry his entire career (started as a carpenter, now he's a contracts manager, he worked his way up) and he did a lot of DIY over the years. He even built an entire first floor to our house, which used to be a bungalow. But even though I helped him with little jobs like sanding down woodwork or painting the decking in the garden, I don't know how to do proper DIY. He sees it as quite a failing in both me and my brother... :p
 

Mad1Cow

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I should know the monarchy system apparently since I'm British...however for the life of me I can only just remember who's in the crown at the moment, let alone who's next...it's some horrible twisted formula.

Also I'm not sure if it counts, but I'm also meant to be a MANLY man, and I can't catch spiders...probably doesn't count...don't tell anyone though ok?
 

StellarViking

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I don't really know how to drive, and I don't know how to cook anything more complicated than "boil water and drop in noodles". I also have horrible handwriting, I haven't learned to improve it or anything since about third grade.