Things you think only you do
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Imagine really morbid things happening to me and the people around me. For example, "If I trip right now while I'm walking I could fall and smash my jaw on that bollard. That'd be awful, all the blood, all the screaming, all the bone and teeth and pain..."
I rarely share these moments.
I rarely share these moments.
I do the alarm thing and the pillow thing, + i can raise my left testicle.
I spin my pillow, and then flip when the corners are all used up.
I'm quite sure the alarm thing works like this: You wake up like 50%, turn of your alarm and think, "I'll just rest my blargharjrgskr- ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz" and then you fall asleep again. When you wake up you dont remember a thing because you weren't actually 100% awake when you turned it off.
As for the testicle thing... Why would i explain that?
I won't contribute anything new to the thread, because i can't think of anything.
I spin my pillow, and then flip when the corners are all used up.
I'm quite sure the alarm thing works like this: You wake up like 50%, turn of your alarm and think, "I'll just rest my blargharjrgskr- ZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz" and then you fall asleep again. When you wake up you dont remember a thing because you weren't actually 100% awake when you turned it off.
As for the testicle thing... Why would i explain that?
I won't contribute anything new to the thread, because i can't think of anything.
While playing racing games against my sister as a teenager I would do an impression of Robert DeNiro from Cape Fear because that movie scared her, and caused her to screw up.
Also, every time I watch the film Blade Runner I get an unspeakable urge to eat pizza.
Also, every time I watch the film Blade Runner I get an unspeakable urge to eat pizza.
I am violent in my sleep. I first discovered this a few years ago when I slept over a friend's house. I turned in early while he stayed up beating a mission in GTA. When he finally hopped in bed, he half woke me up and I started throwing punches at him. He grabbed my arms and started screaming; eventually, I gave up and just passed out. I woke up 20 minutes later with this horrible feeling of guilt. I figured it was just a dream so I went back to sleep. In the morning, however, he assured me that it was all true.
A few months ago, my brother slept over with his wife, so I took the couch. I decided to go to sleep with my ipod. I often toss and turn in my sleep. Unfortunately, I kept rolling until the cord was wrapped somewhat tightly around my arms and torso. When I half-woke up at around 4am, it felt as though I was being restrained by some kind of ghostly figure. I dropped an F-bomb big enough to wipe out the planet. According to my brother, I threw my set and started throwing punches at thin air. Since I was teeming with adrenaline (and if I recall correctly, fear), I was wide awake until day broke.
I feel really bad for whoever falls in love with me. I have a feeling she is going to get a hell of a surprise on our honeymoon.
A few months ago, my brother slept over with his wife, so I took the couch. I decided to go to sleep with my ipod. I often toss and turn in my sleep. Unfortunately, I kept rolling until the cord was wrapped somewhat tightly around my arms and torso. When I half-woke up at around 4am, it felt as though I was being restrained by some kind of ghostly figure. I dropped an F-bomb big enough to wipe out the planet. According to my brother, I threw my set and started throwing punches at thin air. Since I was teeming with adrenaline (and if I recall correctly, fear), I was wide awake until day broke.
I feel really bad for whoever falls in love with me. I have a feeling she is going to get a hell of a surprise on our honeymoon.
woot! I'm not alone! =D (actually, I can move any part of my nose I want to at a given time, dunno how, but it creeps my friends out =D )Jedamethis said:I can move my nostrils
Also, I hit my head hard on the concrete wall in my room every morning before school to wake up properly... Dunno if many others do that.
Getting EXTREMLY pissed off, if I get interrupted, while wanking (doorbell, telephone, etc.)
Edit: yeah, i'm pathetic I know.
Edit: yeah, i'm pathetic I know.
hmmm, and i thought i was the only one with very bizare lan parties, as the other lan party we had to be in a basement of a gigantic school, and the toilets where smearn in blood so we did wait till evryone had to pee before we did go out and runreecedempsey said:
Yes sir, you are the only one who uses the search barRMcD94 said:
OT: I eat nachos before going to bed. Every night. I mean every night.
For those who haven't noticed, the Topic Maker said 'Things you THINK only you do'.
I sniff my finger's sometimes. It could be caused by nervousness, a good smell from food or cologne or memories, it all depends. In fact, I've probably done it several times since starting this post.
I sniff my finger's sometimes. It could be caused by nervousness, a good smell from food or cologne or memories, it all depends. In fact, I've probably done it several times since starting this post.
