Things you thought were true when you were young. (Aww)

[TeeBs]

If I masturbated to much my penis would fall off

I always walked out the door happy, because I thought there was some slim chance that I would find a real live pokemon.

 

[The Rockerfly]

I will be honest, I used to think black people tasted like chocolate when I was about 4 and that white people tasted like vanilla. What is odd I had never tasted either of them by that point or chocolate or vanilla.

 

[ultrachicken]

I used to think my friend had a secret lab hidden underneath his house, in which he would create giant robots. I also used to think I was in a Truman Show like situation.

 

[MissDK]

That I was adopted (turned out that I was just wierder than the rest of my family) and that I would get a letter from Hogwarts (Still hoping!!!)

 

[Thaluikhain]

I also used to think I was in a Truman Show like situation.

How do you know you aren't?

That I was adopted (turned out that I was just wierder than the rest of my family) and that I would get a letter from Hogwarts (Still hoping!!!)

Alot of people got sad when they got too old to go to Hogwarts. For me, I got sad when I was too old to be made a 40k Space Marine...this was way back when the fluff was much better.

 

[Bailoroc]

When I was a little kid, I saw a LOT of Christmas specials that were made (then) recently, so unlike ye ole 50's specials, these actually involved children of various races and nationalities. The reason I'm bringing this up is that these specials explictly stated that not only did Santa Claus gave gifts to all good children, but that Christmas was that one holiday that everyone, regardless of race, nationality, or religion could celebrate because it united all mankind. Then I grew up and found out the horrible truth that really only Christians and select secular people even celebrate Christmas at all, if ever.

....now I'm depressed.

 

[swankyfella]

My older brother had me convinced to a certainty that swearing was ok in any situation as long as it was suffixed with "pardon my french."

It was fun while it lasted.

 

[MrGameluvr92]

I thought the moon was made of cheese.....would've been awesome if it was true.....