Things you want to bless with your genius

[Animated Rope]

I haven't seen a blatantly self glorifying thread here yet.

If I knew film making, I would so do a few horror flicks just to show the world a few of the right ways of doing it. Even if they wouldn't be that awesome in general.

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

I haven't seen a blatantly self glorifying thread here yet.

If I knew film making, I would so do a few horror flicks just to show the world a few of the right ways of doing it. Even if they wouldn't be that awesome in general.

Here, here!

 

[Vrex360]

Film literature and games industries... they must know of the greatness that is James Burnside.

 

[AroLombardi]

Make one, hugely awesome game, then do nothing else to piss them off.

 

[Golden Gryphon]

Fantasy by numbers books must bow before the all consuming glory of my knowledge. I may not be able to write one myself but I can at least tell you if your book is well written enough to spare you my wrath.

 

[lostclause]

Make one, hugely awesome game, then do nothing else to piss them off.

Did you work on Duke Nukem forever by any chance?

 

[Citrus]

Write one book that is an instant classic that will support me for the rest of my life and then never write again.

Not unlike Harper Lee.

 

[AroLombardi]

Make one, hugely awesome game, then do nothing else to piss them off.

Did you work on Duke Nukem forever by any chance?

No, I was fired. I was becoming a big thinker. Apparently they hate when someone thinks of originality. Pff....figures....

 

[AngloDoom]

Write one book that is an instant classic that will support me for the rest of my life and then never write again.

Not unlike Harper Lee.

This. This times 100. Who hasn't dreamt of making one amazing novel, then just kicking back for the rest of your life?

 

[lostclause]

Make one, hugely awesome game, then do nothing else to piss them off.

Did you work on Duke Nukem forever by any chance?

No, I was fired. I was becoming a big thinker. Apparently they hate when someone thinks of originality. Pff....figures....

Did you come up with the dolphin races or the gun that shoots dogs? Can't be the liberal use of full frontal nudity, that was already there.
In all seriousness, I'd try at one of the genres that's difficult to get right (stealth, freerunner are the two most obvious ones) so that it becomes enshrined as a cult classic.

 

[AroLombardi]

I'm going to save the music industry from talentless hacks like the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and.....*shudder* Soulja Boy.

Thank you. So much.

 

[Bhcf6693]

The future of the Silent Hill series.

 

[rabidmidget]

the game industry, people need to know about my idea of the second person shooter!

 

[AroLombardi]

Make one, hugely awesome game, then do nothing else to piss them off.

Did you work on Duke Nukem forever by any chance?

No, I was fired. I was becoming a big thinker. Apparently they hate when someone thinks of originality. Pff....figures....

Did you come up with the dolphin races or the gun that shoots dogs? Can't be the liberal use of full frontal nudity, that was already there.
In all seriousness, I'd try at one of the genres that's difficult to get right (stealth, freerunner are the two most obvious ones) so that it becomes enshrined as a cult classic.

I made and programmed the moon's cannon. Think deathstar, only it shoots core magma!

And I would look at every game that's been insanely popular, take each thing that makes it awesome, and mix it all.

 

[lostclause]

I made and programmed the moon's cannon. Think deathstar, only it shoots core magma!

And I would look at every game that's been insanely popular, take each thing that makes it awesome, and mix it all.

Combining elements of first person shooters, adventure games, rts's, cooking mama and typing tutors.
Okay I'll stop that. Your moon cannon sounds awesome. At first I though it would shoot moons.

 

[Ultrajoe]

I am, and I honestly believe this, the only person capable of making a good WH40K movie.

Or Peter Jackson, or his and my love-child.

 

[AroLombardi]

I made and programmed the moon's cannon. Think deathstar, only it shoots core magma!

And I would look at every game that's been insanely popular, take each thing that makes it awesome, and mix it all.

Combining elements of first person shooters, adventure games, rts's, cooking mama and typing tutors.
Okay I'll stop that. Your moon cannon sounds awesome. At first I though it would shoot moons.

No typing tutors or cooking mama, but yes. Quite simple, really.

And a moon shooting moons? Nah. Too predictable...

 

[AroLombardi]

I'm going to save the music industry from talentless hacks like the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and.....*shudder* Soulja Boy.

Thank you. So much.

Well you're certainly welcome, I am in fact working on that right now, you'll know who I am by the trail of smoldering teen icons in my trail.

*Cues epic music and walks out*

*Whispers* God bless you whatever your name is...