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lostclause

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No typing tutors or cooking mama, but yes. Quite simple, really.
And a moon shooting moons? Nah. Too predictable...[/quote]
Alright, I'll go along with that. Provided you agree to make the typing tutors and cooking mama's later.
 

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Ultrajoe said:
I am, and I honestly believe this, the only person capable of making a good WH40K movie.

Or Peter Jackson, or his and my love-child.
Hmm...
I think I'd like that provided they didn't base it around the space marines and didn't try to include too much fan service.
 

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AngloDoom said:
Citrus Insanity said:
Write one book that is an instant classic that will support me for the rest of my life and then never write again.

Not unlike Harper Lee.
This. This times 100. Who hasn't dreamt of making one amazing novel, then just kicking back for the rest of your life?
When bored on journeys, I'll even imagine talking on chatshows about my awesome book and it's Oscar-winning adaptation, and the videogame that EVERYONE brought, and the fact I own a very small Thunderbirds-esque island in the Bahamas.

Yaaaaay! Happy place
 

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lostclause said:
Alright, I'll go along with that. Provided you agree to make the typing tutors and cooking mama's later.
Ugh, fiine. But they won't be as epic.
 

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If i'd spend more time at the shooting range i'd be the first guy in the world to hit a cigarette at 3 miles, at night, during a storm, and with a USP compact....yeaaaaa



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4guy5montag1 said:
I'm going to save the music industry from talentless hacks like the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and.....*shudder* Soulja Boy.
Thank you. So much.
Well you're certainly welcome, I am in fact working on that right now, you'll know who I am by the trail of smoldering teen icons in my trail.

*Cues epic music and walks out*
If ya guys need a sharpshooter gimme a call, in 5 years i'l be more ruthless than 47 if he were real... heh .
 

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I would go into animation and CGI and screw it up so badly, so that they can stop using it in EVERY film, seriously, even just a green screen will do just as well. The actors are paid to act, not be made into CGI so they can sit out back and eat biscuits.
The ironic thing is, I'm going to Uni to do a computer course and I'd love to go into animation, so I don't really know how that'd work out for me.

I don't think this classes as blessing with my genius but oh well.
 

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lostclause said:
Ultrajoe said:
I am, and I honestly believe this, the only person capable of making a good WH40K movie.

Or Peter Jackson, or his and my love-child.
Hmm...
I think I'd like that provided they didn't base it around the space marines and didn't try to include too much fan service.
That's the kind of logic Michael Bay used to make transformer,s Heretic! And what do we get? No god damn transformers, and not even the basest level of mandatory fan service, abused legends and undercooked awesome-sauce. No, my movie Will have space marines, it Will have an appropriate level of fan service and it most certainly Will stick to the cannon like a Inquisitor to his creed. It will be story first, character oriented and competent in terms of narrative, and made in a noir, almost comic-book style of cinema, with expansive backgrounds and stylized sets designed to convey a more... intense atmosphere. We aren't going for realism here, a realistic war scenario would be a pile of cheesy bullshit, but I think if you could paint a... semi-reality, knowing that you are dealing with a universe designed to be.. over the top, you might stand a chance.

300 meets Starship Troopers meets Sin City

And. It. Will. Be. Glorious.
 

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lostclause said:
TheRedLucario said:
lostclause said:
Alright, I'll go along with that. Provided you agree to make the typing tutors and cooking mama's later.
Ugh, fiine. But they won't be as epic.
I'm sure you'll make it so that they are.
Well I can't really see how I can make them epic other than improving graphics and do some really cool food and words.
 
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Gaming and horror movies. An Oblivion without such glaring bugs and more involvement, a horror movie where the characters are being hunted by the main killer for reasons beyond their control rather than being caused by their own sheer stupidity. Just think of the way the world would be :p
 

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4chan. If I can bring light to that cesspit of evil and despair I will be heralded as the savior of the internet.
 

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Ultrajoe said:
That's the kind of logic Michael Bay used to make transformer,s Heretic! And what do we get? No god damn transformers, and not even the basest level of mandatory fan service, abused legends and undercooked awesome-sauce. No, my movie Will have space marines, it Will have an appropriate level of fan service and it most certainly Will stick to the cannon like a Inquisitor to his creed. It will be story first, character oriented and competent in terms of narrative, and made in a noir, almost comic-book style of cinema, with expansive backgrounds and stylized sets designed to convey a more... intense atmosphere. We aren't going for realism here, a realistic war scenario would be a pile of cheesy bullshit, but I think if you could paint a... semi-reality, knowing that you are dealing with a universe designed to be.. over the top, you might stand a chance.

300 meets Starship Troopers meets Sin City

And. It. Will. Be. Glorious.
I could almost hear the trumpet playing in the background as I read that.
My main problem with space marines is they're a bit played out. One you get past the whole genetically engineered fanatics there's not much left to explore save the different castes (I know that's not the right word but it can't remember what is) and that would be hard to bring across in the movie.
Also I wouldn't use tyranids because that would turn the whole movie into a alien ripoff.
 

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TheRedLucario said:
lostclause said:
TheRedLucario said:
lostclause said:
Alright, I'll go along with that. Provided you agree to make the typing tutors and cooking mama's later.
Ugh, fiine. But they won't be as epic.
I'm sure you'll make it so that they are.
Well I can't really see how I can make them epic other than improving graphics and do some really cool food and words.
Take a look at typing of the dead. That looks like fun, blowing a zombie apart with blade like adjectives. I agree about the cooking mama thing though, I don't see how to make that epic.
 

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I'm thinking of taking the ways of entomophagy and writing my own insect cook book. No-one's done that in my country, I think! I've already tried locusts, trying crickets next. I wish I lived in a flat where I could farm my own insects, but no, it's not possible right now.
 

Ultrajoe

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lostclause said:
Ultrajoe said:
That's the kind of logic Michael Bay used to make transformer,s Heretic! And what do we get? No god damn transformers, and not even the basest level of mandatory fan service, abused legends and undercooked awesome-sauce. No, my movie Will have space marines, it Will have an appropriate level of fan service and it most certainly Will stick to the cannon like a Inquisitor to his creed. It will be story first, character oriented and competent in terms of narrative, and made in a noir, almost comic-book style of cinema, with expansive backgrounds and stylized sets designed to convey a more... intense atmosphere. We aren't going for realism here, a realistic war scenario would be a pile of cheesy bullshit, but I think if you could paint a... semi-reality, knowing that you are dealing with a universe designed to be.. over the top, you might stand a chance.

300 meets Starship Troopers meets Sin City

And. It. Will. Be. Glorious.
I could almost hear the trumpet playing in the background as I read that.
My main problem with space marines is they're a bit played out. One you get past the whole genetically engineered fanatics there's not much left to explore save the different castes (I know that's not the right word but it can't remember what is) and that would be hard to bring across in the movie.
Also I wouldn't use tyranids because that would turn the whole movie into a alien ripoff.
I never meant to use Nids, I was more referring to their style of satire and commentary.

Space Marines can be developed characters, if used properly. The script will need to be something incredible, encapsulating the minds of non-humans trapped in a cycle of war and death, summing up a warped psychology in the face of a warped galaxy. The gold would be in creating the Horus Heresy trilogy, cutting away much dead flesh to get to the bones of that narrative, being careful not to cram too much into each film and letting the characters carry the awesome. Tell it from the point of view of humans if you must, interspersed with space marines and use the juxtaposition to drive the themes of the film (and it must have themes, it must have a point) and the mounting tension.

Begin with a joyous and over-the-top view of war, of men running happily into battle like it was 300 all over again, and then drag it downward, have battle become more dreary, watch marines become sullen wrecks or psychotic berserkers as the constant war takes its toll. Show them to be human, deep down, in their minds, even though they are living weapons. Strip the romance from the combat over the course of the film, watching Horus decline as you do, cut the awesome and let reality seep in as men from the squad disappear one by one, for some reason I get the urge to abuse a montage (perhaps at the start of the film? To set the scene?). Take the illusion and mystery and fun of this wide and wild universe and over the course of a film you drag it down into the mud and show it for the hell it is, hold the bare marines up the audience and say 'Here is your superman, a weapon, brought low by all you smile at'. Strip illusions, make 40K darker. Don't make it cool, don't make it awesome, not by the end.

Challenge the perceptions of what constitutes humanity, make a film about what defines us as people. Make a film about flaws and weakness, shown against the backdrop of a supposedly perfect man, watch him come apart.

And then add Bolters.
 

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Tell game developers exactly the kind of stuff people like and don't like in games.

Most likely I would end up butchering all of Nintendo.
 

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Animated Rope said:
If I knew film making, I would so do a few horror flicks just to show the world a few of the right ways of doing it. Even if they wouldn't be that awesome in general.
Its just us being the normal people we are - without the budget or reputation, you will never, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever be able to shoot a movie that will be sucessful WW and you can't do it low budget because you won't be able to do the movie the way you know you can do it.