Things you wish you hadn't said

[BoxCutter]

"No why don't you do it, lazy fuck"

To my old boss

 

[Xerosch]

"I think we should end this"

Turns out I'm the one running around with a broken heart.

 

[sky14kemea]

"sure, leave it to me"

whenever i say that it all goes downhill...

 

[Beefcakes]

$10 to whoever wears the teachers glasses first...
I didn't think they would be tools about it...

 

[Roamin11]

Its over, to my ex girlfriend, just because I was depressed was no reason to let her go, now shes... gone..... and Im still here depressed

 

[Embright]

"I love you" Wow I regret that.

This.

EDIT:: Also the phrase, "Let's be friends." I'm amazed how both of those are dangerous routes.

 

[Pimppeter2]

"I don't think she'll find out"


...

She did

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

"I love you" Wow I regret that.

This. It's surprising how wrong it's possible to be, and I'm good at being wrong.

 

[EeveeElectro]

"[enter name here] is better than you."
To my boyfriend, during sex.
I wanted him to finish me T_T
And I called him by his best mates name once... oops.

 

[AroLombardi]

"Hi."
Every time I say that to someone, it turns to shit.

 

[DigitalSushi]

"No why don't you do it, lazy fuck"

To my old boss

So that's why he's your old boss.

hey look at that, I've automatically assumed your old boss is a guy, how socially regressive of me.

"[enter name here] is better than you."
To my boyfriend, during sex.
I wanted him to finish me T_T
And I called him by his best mates name once... oops.

haha, was you reading a newspaper during "the act".

During sex I only ever scream my own name, partner can't moan then.

 

[EeveeElectro]

"[enter name here] is better than you."
To my boyfriend, during sex.
I wanted him to finish me T_T
And I called him by his best mates name once... oops.

haha, was you reading a newspaper during "the act".

During sex I only ever scream my own name, partner can't moan then.

Haha, no Talked about video games during sex though...

 

[M0rp43vs]

"Don't swim to far out to sea, it's sting ray season" Then joined them in the water
"You know that homemade airgun might explode,painfully, if we're not careful" then reloaded for a test shot

Let's just say whenever I warn someone else of something, it happens to me. Did I mention that both these happened just this week? good times... specially the sting ray

 

[magnuslion]

I don't love you anymore. ((hint:I did))

 

[Sevre]

"What could possibly go wrong?"

 

[Dusty Donuts]

Can't see why not?
That phrase has gotten me into some hellish situations...
Such as a bin dangerously close to a second storey balcony, but i'll stop there.

 

[dwightsteel]

mmmm, I got one.

One of my buddies was a fighter on this last season of Ultimate Fighter. I told him (jokingly), that he looked girly when he fought. He proceeded to kick my ass. He only stopped after dislocating my shoulder.

 

[megapenguinx]

"It's all a huge joke to them"
NEVER EVER UTTER THESE WORDS OR YOUR LIFE WILL BE MISERABLE!!

 

[SmartIdiot]

Me: Bye guys. I'm off to beat my girlfriend..
*friends gasp and look at me in shock*
Me:.. AT SOUL CALIBUR YOU IDIOTS!