- Scrabble
- Every Queen Album
- Duct Tape
- The Making Of Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2
- Cherry Zero (the soda)
- "9/11" based on Loose Change http://loosechange911.com/films.shtml
With Terminator subplot, starring Eddie Furlong as John Connor.
- The DSMIV http://bipolar.about.com/cs/faqs/f/faq_dsm.htm
- The Council Of Nicaea
Followed by 20 sequels, all the way through The Second Vatican Council. (The Council Of Trent would be awesome. Especially the "Devil's Interval" scene.)
- With technology that doesn't yet exist, an hour and a half one-shot feature in which a gun is fired into a person's chest in 324,000 frames-per-second slow-motion.
- The Divine Comedy, by the Wachowskis
- The 1979 Buick Regal (yes, the car)
- Ikea
- Katamari Damacy
- LOLcats
- Why you're not supposed to wear 3D glasses when you're not watching a 3D movie.
- Thermodynamics
- Aliens versus Terminator
- Terminator versus Batman
- Aliens versus BEARS.
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY